Inexplicable crushes

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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Anne Widdecombe - Proper Inexplicable
    'Kin Anne Widdecombe ............

    Me thinks Garry was doing one of those c/f posts.

    You'd need a c/f post to do her, I can tell you that much for nowt.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Helen Mirren anyone?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    Garry H wrote:
    Helen Mirren anyone?

    Not you obviously.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Radio voices (Pross started it...)
    A second for Vanessa Feltz. lovely.
    And after listening to RadMac on 6M this afternoon, Elizabeth Alcopops. Lovely Mancunian accent with a giggle. Delicious.
    On a similar note, Julia Donaldson, of Gruffalo.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Anne Widdecombe - Proper Inexplicable
    'Kin Anne Widdecombe ............

    Me thinks Garry was doing one of those c/f posts.

    You'd need a c/f post to do her, I can tell you that much for nowt.

    I don't think it could take the lateral pressure...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    Garry H wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Anne Widdecombe - Proper Inexplicable
    'Kin Anne Widdecombe ............

    Me thinks Garry was doing one of those c/f posts.

    You'd need a c/f post to do her, I can tell you that much for nowt.

    I don't think it could take the lateral pressure...

    I thought screwing would result in axial pressure!?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I suspect that there would be a fair bit of pressure from the sides as well.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    Garry H wrote:
    I suspect that there would be a fair bit of pressure from the sides as well.

    Depends on the pressure you pump her up to.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    I think it's time to put this one to bed...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    ...and re-stitch the old bean bag.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    ...and re-stitch the old bean bag.
    This one came with a zip up the side...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    ...and Bungle sneaked off into the laundry cupboard with Geoffrey.

    [or was that stretching it a bit?]
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    ...and Bungle sneaked off into the laundry cupboard with Geoffrey.

    [or was that stretching it a bit?]
    That's taking it too far.
  • andcp
    andcp Posts: 644
    Back OT.....
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  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Garry H wrote:
    Helen Mirren anyone?

    Yes me, and Nicki Chapman, don't ask me why though
  • davesnothere
    davesnothere Posts: 620
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Anne Widdecombe - Proper Inexplicable


    K'off! Seriously?

    I'll raise your Anne Widdecombe (well, you can't go much lower really- or wider) with an utterly delectable Mishal Hussein topped with a lush Sarah Montague.

    'Kin Anne Widdecombe ............

    Mishal Hussein is far from inexplicable. She's a fox
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  • my_grandadʹs_bike
    my_grandadʹs_bike Posts: 1,300
    Just finished watching Scandi drama Modus on BBC1 and by then of it I was definitely hankering after a bit of the character Inger Johanne Vik or was it the actress Melinda Kinnamen? Don't suppose that bit matters - again not sure if its inexplicable at all though
  • Gromson
    Gromson Posts: 100
    Dr Jago Cooper - when he goes all Mayan civilisation on us, I get a bit giddy.

    I'll get me coat
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    SmoggySteve wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    And she's a rubbish dancer. Yeah, yah boo to her.

    Natasha Kaplinsky BBC tv news reader woman.

    Woah. Natasha Kaplinsky is still stunning
    Especially when she wears them black rimmed specs. Her big pouty lips do it for me. She's in my Naked jacuzzi dream with Suzanna Reid and Sarah Jane Mee.

    Yes her lips are hypnotic, she's hardly inexplicable though; Nicky chapman too, classy and feminine.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    ...
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    The natural blonde wants to let you know her inexplicable crush........ Ray Winstone!!


    Srsly.
  • joe2008
    joe2008 Posts: 1,531
    Lucy Worsley
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    joe2008 wrote:
    Lucy Worsley

    Already had that one. Read further up.
  • joe2008
    joe2008 Posts: 1,531
    SmoggySteve wrote:
    joe2008 wrote:
    Lucy Worsley

    Already had that one. Read further up.

    Not just me then
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Norman Reedus
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,416
    crumbschief wrote:
    Norman Reedus
    Ooh you big perv.

    He does have lovely arms though. And I like the way his hair falls over his eyes. 8)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Whenever i see Laura Trott, i cant help thinking she should be upstairs doing her homework or playing with her dolls...
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    seanoconn wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Norman Reedus
    Ooh you big perv.

    He does have lovely arms though. And I like the way his hair falls over his eyes. 8)

    Haha :wink: you affect me seano.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,364
    He affects me too but it's an affectation.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    joe2008 wrote:
    SmoggySteve wrote:
    joe2008 wrote:
    Lucy Worsley

    Already had that one. Read further up.

    Not just me then
    Lucy alert! Seen her quite a bit on the Beeb.

    And talking of dressing up crushes, anyone seen the "eating in the 1910s" thing? Voiceover by Giles Coren thing?

    Debbie the maid is very sweet, but I have developed a weird crush on Rochelle the woman of the house.
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