Inexplicable crushes

shortfall

SoloSuperia wrote:

Alex Polizzi ..............

She's got massive jugs and she's Italian. What's not to love?

reallyarunner

Cat Sandion from cbeebies. Saw her live recently very pregnant and I got a stiffy. Hated myself.

seanoconn

Saw Karen Clifton last week, one of the pro dancers on Strictly. Her husband Kevin wasn't overly impressed with the cyclist at traffic lights gawping at his wife but I've never seen leggings that tight!

Definitely not inexplicable.

Matthewfalle

SME wrote:

Well, if the OP is going to start with Laura Trott/Kenny, can I stick with cyclists and mention Rochelle Gilmore...!

https://uk.pinterest.com/rwdahn/rochelle-gilmore/

Poor man's Victoria Pendleton.

rabk

I've got a right crush on....

Kylie Morris - Channel 4 news

Pross

Ballysmate wrote:

Polly Walker, especially in HBO's Rome.

Oh yes, and Indira Varma who was also in Rome but who may not be inexplicable!

Matthewfalle

Now then shipmates, I propose Marion Marechel Le Pen for some obnoxious belief right wing Nazi NF mate of Nuttall/Farage racist fascist smashing.

I'd keel haul her me hearties.

capt_slog

seanoconn wrote:

Saw Karen Clifton last week, one of the pro dancers on Strictly. Her husband Kevin wasn't overly impressed with the cyclist at traffic lights gawping at his wife but I've never seen leggings that tight!

Definitely not inexplicable.

What is inexplicable is how you recognised her.

If she was wearing a t-shirt with "I'm Karen Clifton from Strictly" written upon it, I'd still struggle to know her.

Matthewfalle

Just googled her and come up with the following:

1. No idea who the hell she is.

2. Even in a lab coat, no.

crispybug2

Rabk wrote:

I've got a right crush on....

Kylie Morris - Channel 4 news

At a quick glance I thought ......Kate McCann!! Totally inexplicable.

crispybug2

Garry H wrote:

crispybug2 wrote:

Just going through the sports channels and I happened across the tennis, so.............



Johanna Konta, inexplicable or smashtastic?

Smashtastic!

crispybug2

Not inexplicable in the slightest but, the natural blonde is watching an American cop drama called 'Shades of Blue' with Jennifer Lopez.....even at 47 she still hot AF!!!

seanoconn

Capt Slog wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Saw Karen Clifton last week, one of the pro dancers on Strictly. Her husband Kevin wasn't overly impressed with the cyclist at traffic lights gawping at his wife but I've never seen leggings that tight!

Definitely not inexplicable.

What is inexplicable is how you recognised her.

If she was wearing a t-shirt with "I'm Karen Clifton from Strictly" written upon it, I'd still struggle to know her.

I have a rare talent for recognising people. I did have to google to find their names though.

FocusZing

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Matthewfalle

FocusZing wrote:

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Ah, ffs, there are limits .............

Next thing someone will be saying Twiggy.

rabk

crispybug2 wrote:

Rabk wrote:

I've got a right crush on....

Kylie Morris - Channel 4 news

At a quick glance I thought ......Kate McCann!! Totally inexplicable.

Yeah I get that.... there is a certain resemblance

DeVlaeminck

Matthewfalle wrote:

Now then shipmates, I propose Marion Marechel Le Pen for some obnoxious belief right wing Nazi NF mate of Nuttall/Farage racist fascist smashing.

I'd keel haul her me hearties.

Present company excepted far from that being inexplicable I suspect most on these forums would be punching way above their weight with that choice.

What about her aunty ?

cowsham

FocusZing wrote:

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Good choice -- over 50 but still nifty

reallyarunner

Cowsham wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Good choice -- over 50 but still nifty

she looks like Jill from alan partridge ...

eric_draven

Cowsham wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Good choice -- over 50 but still nifty

Think I would have to go Monica Bellucci for the over 50,she was the only reason I could watch Shoot em' Up all the way through,she has also done a few really good French films Doberman and irreversible

haydenm

reallyarunner wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Good choice -- over 50 but still nifty

she looks like Jill from alan partridge ...

I'm glad someone else thought that, I was watching the Owl sanctuary episode the night before last so it's still fresh in my mind... *shudders*

secretsam

Matthewfalle wrote:

Now then shipmates, I propose Marion Marechel Le Pen for some obnoxious belief right wing Nazi NF mate of Nuttall/Farage racist fascist smashing.

I'd keel haul her me hearties.

I am the OP, therefore the arbiter if all. That woman...is inexplicable as a human being, let alone a crush

lucan2

Could I suggest a new rule for this thread?

"Every post must include a pic of the inexplicable crush in question"

Thank you

pinno

Monica Bellucci - not inexplicable to me.

reallyarunner

HaydenM wrote:

reallyarunner wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

FocusZing wrote:

Bonnie Langford.

Some of you guys have far too much pride!

Good choice -- over 50 but still nifty

she looks like Jill from alan partridge ...

I'm glad someone else thought that, I was watching the Owl sanctuary episode the night before last so it's still fresh in my mind... *shudders*

Classic comedy...."I've just been eating some mousse"

ballysmate

FFS enbough of the Bonnie pics already!!

Polly Walker.

pinno

Hello Polly!

(Did you see what I did there?)

ballysmate

Pretty Polly!

pinno

Miss Molly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick...

FocusZing

Can your pretty Polly do this? I think not! Too busy flouncing about being gorgeous, that ain't no inexplicable crush!