Weird stuff by the side of the road

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  • MisterMuncher
    MisterMuncher Posts: 1,302
    Shiny little gas canisters are NO2, for your cheffy foams and espuma, or for getting out of your head for about 15 seconds.
  • awavey
    awavey Posts: 2,368
    essex-commuter wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    big pink dildo in the gutter .

    I remember this being mentioned in a post which must be a couple of years ago and it made me laugh, funny what sticks in your mind! I presume it was you that posted it, unless someone else saw it, or there was two!

    or even three as Ive certainly seen one on the roadside as well, it was black, but dont recall posting about it, kind of thing you try and not really want to remember as it makes you think of too many questions that start with why...? :)
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    awavey wrote:
    Ive certainly seen one on the roadside as well, it was black, but dont recall posting about it, kind of thing you try and not really want to remember as it makes you think of too many questions that start with why...? :)
    errr, it's not the kind of thing I'd try...
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    I do see some strange markings occasionally that look a little like the markings you see on cycle paths but on a piece of track completely unusable for any cycling purpose - such as the infamous 'Coventry Velodrome'.
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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    A dead shark wrapped in a polythene sack deposited in a country lane near Nuneaton, many years ago. There aren't many places further from the sea in England.

    Also found a perfume box 20 yards from my front door that contained not a bottle of perfume but a used condom. It would apear that the gift achieved the desired results - ere yer go luv, I got you this, slap some on and I'll let you shag me. :roll:
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Long Time Lurker wrote:
    Rode past a rather large lady 'servicing' 5 or 6 men.

    WTF? How?!?!?!?!?!?
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • apreading
    apreading Posts: 4,535
    SecretSam wrote:
    Long Time Lurker wrote:
    Rode past a rather large lady 'servicing' 5 or 6 men.

    WTF? How?!?!?!?!?!?

    Just dont google "Janna nude in sheffield" (NSFW)
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    MisterMuncher wrote:
    Shiny little gas canisters are NO2, for your cheffy foams and espuma, or for getting out of your head for about 15 seconds.

    they are everywhere these days, it's safe to say it's no laughing matter
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    essex-commuter wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    big pink dildo in the gutter .

    I remember this being mentioned in a post which must be a couple of years ago and it made me laugh, funny what sticks in your mind! I presume it was you that posted it, unless someone else saw it, or there was two!

    Yes I thought this topic had come up back in the day. Ahh, happy times, still think about it most mornings when I stop at those lights, makes me chuckle.

    More rats today, including one that looked very fresh at 6 o'clock
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  • bigmonka
    bigmonka Posts: 361
    This week I've had to dodge about 20kg of potatoes which I think must have jumped out of a trailer a tractor was pulling.
    I've also seen what I think was a dead otter! That was a bit sad as they're nice animals and I didn't think there were any near here, and it wasn't even that close to a river.
  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    BigMonka wrote:
    I've also seen what I think was a dead otter! That was a bit sad as they're nice animals and I didn't think there were any near here, and it wasn't even that close to a river.

    you should have taken it home to make some Tarka Dhal.

    It's like Chicken Dhal only a little bit 'otter...

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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,058
    Is that Ray Reardon?
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Busy cycle path today, woman bent over stroking a pussy.
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  • MisterMuncher
    MisterMuncher Posts: 1,302
    Dead foxes. Half a dozen in 50 miles. They actually smell better than live ones.
  • FatLassOnaBike
    FatLassOnaBike Posts: 17
    On my way into an interview today I saw a dead squirrel next to a discarded McDonald's bag. I felt a bit sorry for it, the squirrel, not the bag ;)
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Maybe the squirrel ate some left over McDs
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    Tastes of the world promo is on at Maccies innit, must be doing the southern states at the moment.
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  • FatLassOnaBike
    FatLassOnaBike Posts: 17
    itboffin wrote:
    Maybe the squirrel ate some left over McDs

    That could be entirely possible...

    although annoyingly I am rather fond of Maccys Breakfast Wraps...maybe I should think of the squirrel before I buy one next time :shock:
  • FatLassOnaBike
    FatLassOnaBike Posts: 17
    prawny wrote:
    Tastes of the world promo is on at Maccies innit, must be doing the southern states at the moment.

    Na it's the South African this week and next week, the Swiss after than and can't remember the third one.

    Yes ok, I admit it, I work part time for Maccys dammit do know the deals :lol:
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    FatLassOnaBike wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    Tastes of the world promo is on at Maccies innit, must be doing the southern states at the moment.

    Na it's the South African this week and next week, the Swiss after than and can't remember the third one.

    Yes ok, I admit it, I work part time for Maccys dammit do know the deals :lol:

    Err yeah, I work for mcdonalds too. In that I go to work, in order to pay for burgers.
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  • FatLassOnaBike
    FatLassOnaBike Posts: 17
    prawny wrote:
    FatLassOnaBike wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    Tastes of the world promo is on at Maccies innit, must be doing the southern states at the moment.

    Na it's the South African this week and next week, the Swiss after than and can't remember the third one.

    Yes ok, I admit it, I work part time for Maccys dammit do know the deals :lol:

    Err yeah, I work for mcdonalds too. In that I go to work, in order to pay for burgers.

    when on shift I don't have to pay for the food. Pity it plays havoc with my gallstones :cry:
  • Moonbiker
    Moonbiker Posts: 1,706
    A couple of black bin bags full of dead mallard ducks than had being dumped on the road verge & then run over by passing cars/tractors.

    I think they must be being from a shooting estate close by.
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    A car overheated at the side of the dark lane I use on the way home, when I say overheated the windows were steamed up. Can't think of any other reason why a car would be parked down a dark lane. :oops:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • mallorcajeff
    mallorcajeff Posts: 1,489
    Unfortunately a dead body
  • Huismans
    Huismans Posts: 20
    An outhouse.

    I'm not talking about a port-a-john either. I'm talking a fully fledged, wooden outhouse. Complete with a door, a window high up, toilet paper inside, and an airfreshener dangling above the toilet. I don't know WHO made it, who put it there, or why. But it was by the side of a major road way, behind a small drainage ditch.
  • fat daddy
    fat daddy Posts: 2,605
    the only stuff around here in the kerbs are the contents of the recycling boxes on Bin day, when the recycling men totally fail to put the rubbish in the lorry and seemingly scatter it up the road
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    mallorcajeff wrote:
    Unfortunately a dead body
    I'm a little surprised that no one has asked for more info on this.

    I admire everyone's restraint.
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  • mtb-idle
    mtb-idle Posts: 2,179
    Many years ago we used to meet up for MTB at Epsom Downs. Where shall we meet was the question cos it's a big place.

    By the bench that is next to the tea hut. No, not that one, the other tea hut by the roundabout. No, the other one was how the conversation usually went.

    Right up until we turned up one morning to see a dead body by the bench.

    Henceforth it became rather callously known as 'Dead Man's Bench' or DMB for short. but everyone always knew where to meet.
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