Tour of Britain 2016 Stage 2 *Spoilers"

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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    I'm not surprised if Cav got a touch shirty today, some of the road painting I saw on Twitter was well out of order. I'm normally all in favour of paining giant male members on the road, but adding "Cav you ****" to it isn't OK, and a huge pair of breasts with "Peta's saggy tits" is the sort of thing someone that deserves a good kicking might paint.

    The little shiite who was getting a mouthful looked the type. I wanted to hit him as soon as I saw him.
    Twat.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,588
    Wondered where mfin has been, obviously no internet signal in the Lakes ;)
  • Richmond Racer 2
    Richmond Racer 2 Posts: 4,698
    We need to put out a MMA - Missing Mfin Alert

    I reeeely enjoyed today's stage, proper alright it was

    Lol at Saddles' Tale of the Etape :D
  • Richmond Racer 2
    Richmond Racer 2 Posts: 4,698
    Blazing Saddles wrote:
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    I'm not surprised if Cav got a touch shirty today, some of the road painting I saw on Twitter was well out of order. I'm normally all in favour of paining giant male members on the road, but adding "Cav you ****" to it isn't OK, and a huge pair of breasts with "Peta's saggy tits" is the sort of thing someone that deserves a good kicking might paint.

    The little shiite who was getting a mouthful looked the type. I wanted to hit him as soon as I saw him.
    Twat.


    Agreed. Weasel.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    I'm not surprised if Cav got a touch shirty today, some of the road painting I saw on Twitter was well out of order. I'm normally all in favour of paining giant male members on the road, but adding "Cav you ****" to it isn't OK, and a huge pair of breasts with "Peta's saggy tits" is the sort of thing someone that deserves a good kicking might paint.

    How classy. Not. Apart from being beyond rude it also annoys me because it is inaccurate. Peta does not have saggy anything.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,233
    I imagine her tolerance and patience sags from time to time... I bet he's a tricky bugger to live with.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    OCDuPalais wrote:
    I imagine her tolerance and patience sags from time to time... I bet he's a tricky bugger to live with.

    Fair dos.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    TailWindHome wrote:
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    Other angle on it

    Great that, look at smiles on the people who made the effort.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
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    Are you Mfin?
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,329
    I won't embed the images, but here are links to the not funny and quite offensive road paintings that *may* have pissed Cav off.

    Not painted by the tweeter.

    https://twitter.com/MarkBarrett_1/statu ... 4524182532

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  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,196
    Just watching the highlights - any word on what Cav was saying to that guy yet? I agree he did look a teat.
  • jam1e
    jam1e Posts: 1,068
    Cav may well have been chatting amicably with that guy about the weather but let's be honest, he definitely looked like the kind of person you'd not tire of punching.
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
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    Cav spending time with fans too.
  • Mad_Malx
    Mad_Malx Posts: 5,005
    Much better today, enjoyed that.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,588
    jam1e wrote:
    Cav may well have been chatting amicably with that guy about the weather but let's be honest, he definitely looked like the kind of person you'd not tire of punching.

    Maybe it was an excuse to get off his bike on the climb. We've all done the checking an imagined flat tyre or rubbing brake, maybe when you have a mechanic following you need a different excuse!
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,329
    Short vid of Cav getting talkative

    https://vine.co/v/55e2WTAgdzF
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  • Shadowrider
    Shadowrider Posts: 483
    No place for that in sport or life. Hope the wee twat learnt a lesson.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    That Peta road painting is even more annoying as it's missing an apostrophe!
    Correlation is not causation.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,329
    Above The Cows wrote:
    That Peta road painting is even more annoying as it's missing an apostrophe!

    I think they added some to the willy pic.
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  • overlord2
    overlord2 Posts: 339
    To me it looks like he's said somat and cav has gone back to give him a mouthful. Why would the bike be pointing downhill.

    I don't understand why people go spectate at bike races to throw abuse, push people off, throw tacks. But then again im coming to the realisation that Human Beings are the dumbest animal on the planet not sheep.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 21,816
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Short vid of Cav getting talkative

    https://vine.co/v/55e2WTAgdzF

    It's that supercilious look away.
    You just want to smack him so hard that his smarmy little bulb rolls around like a top.
    He really didn't need to paint a penis on the road, just wear a sign.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 13,329
    Blazing Saddles wrote:
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Short vid of Cav getting talkative

    https://vine.co/v/55e2WTAgdzF

    It's that supercilious look away.
    You just want to smack him so hard that his smarmy little bulb rolls around like a top.
    He really didn't need to paint a penis on the road, just wear a sign.

    Apparently Cumbria Council got rid of the graffiti earlier anyway.
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  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,196
    It's amusing how we've all condemned this kid on the basis of him having potentially had some minor undisclosed or maybe nonexistent disagreement with Cav (that and looking a bit gimpy).
  • jam1e
    jam1e Posts: 1,068
    bobmcstuff wrote:
    It's amusing how we've all condemned this kid on the basis of him looking a bit gimpy.

    Sometimes, you just know.
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Wout's out then. Over 11 mins down.
  • mr_poll
    mr_poll Posts: 1,547
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Blazing Saddles wrote:
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Short vid of Cav getting talkative

    https://vine.co/v/55e2WTAgdzF

    It's that supercilious look away.
    You just want to smack him so hard that his smarmy little bulb rolls around like a top.
    He really didn't need to paint a penis on the road, just wear a sign.

    Apparently Cumbria Council got rid of the graffiti earlier anyway.

    Yep they did - the police told them too - I was chatting to the guys spraying over it. They were using an oil based paint though which i sure the riders enjoyed riding through on a 20% gradient.
  • bm5
    bm5 Posts: 530
    Above The Cows wrote:
    dish_dash wrote:
    Brakeless wrote:
    So Cav turned round on the Struggle to 'have words' with a spectator. Spectator looked seriously sheepish!

    Yeah, I've had to have words with sheep when going up there also... they just don't get off the road.

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    HErdwicks are the best sheep in the world. And that is a great picture of an adult one. Pity none featured on the coverage today.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,391
    Pah! The Welsh Mountain is a far superior beast!
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Welsh mountain sheep or pony?

    I feel this conversation is becoming circular.

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    bobmcstuff wrote:
    It's amusing how we've all condemned this kid on the basis of him having potentially had some minor undisclosed or maybe nonexistent disagreement with Cav (that and looking a bit gimpy).

    Hey I condemned whoever it was for their lack of an apostrophe. I don't care what they look like.
    BM5 wrote:
    HErdwicks are the best sheep in the world. And that is a great picture of an adult one. Pity none featured on the coverage today.

    I have learned a new type of sheep today. I thank you. They do indeed look particularly awesome.
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    That Peta road painting is even more annoying as it's missing an apostrophe!

    I think they added some to the willy pic.

    If you weren't in Denmark I'd be calling Cumbria's answer to Sarah Lund to see if there's anything you want to disclose.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,233
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    Any animal that presents itself in the colours of Wet Grey Tarmacadam and White Line White in Wales - or Cumbria- and then stands in the road... What's the animal version of the Darwin Award - The Dodo's?

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