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Ugliest pop/rock star?

orraloonorraloon Posts: 9,928
edited July 2016 in The cake stop
Here's a lighter topic.

Spurred by watching a retro Sounds of the 70s on BBC4 while awaiting my home grown veggies to finish roasting, is that sort of day, here's my starter:

John Denver. He of Annie's Song and that. Seems he was born in Roswell New Mexico, figures, one helluva looker, not.

So, anyone beat him in the non-looker stakes?
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  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 7,189
    Nickleback front man Chad Kroeger, AKA The Ugliest Man In Rock.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 60,997 Lives Here
    Dude from the pogues.
    _
  • webboowebboo Posts: 4,260
    I was just going to post Cliff, the I saw a picture of Mick f**king Hucknall
    Turned my beer flat.
  • RiggaRigga Posts: 939
    Rick Waller. (use the term pop star loosely)
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
    Richard Thompson, before the beard.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Posh Spice thing. You know the one. The girl Beckham.

    Or Adele. Nothing like a gobby fat bird to put you off your Eccles cake.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    Any number of large, hairy heavy metallers (the technical name for which is a Kerrang Utan).

    Amy Winehouse after she'd destroyed herself.

    Lemmy.
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Jerry Dammers
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,345
    susan-boyle1.jpg

    One of Scotland's better looking women apparently.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,345
    Marilyn Manson

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry HGarry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    susan-boyle1.jpg

    One of Scotland's better looking women apparently.
    Ukiboy popped his cherry on her.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,345
    Pete Burns

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • SMESME Posts: 348
    Steve Tyler
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pete Burns

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    It was a good thread while it lasted.
  • pottsstevepottssteve Posts: 4,043
    Can't believe nobody's gone for Mick Jagger yet. No make up, and he's always been pretty ugly, not just as he's aged...

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    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • ProssPross Posts: 31,602
    Iggy Pop. Lemmy was no oil painting either.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Patti Smith?

    patti-smith-tears-crying-lost-items-fan.jpg

    Not even with yours.
  • DeVlaeminckDeVlaeminck Posts: 7,794
    She's in her late 60s ffs what do you expect her to look like !
    [Castle Donington Ladies FC - going up in '22]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    DeVlaeminck wrote:
    She's in her late 60s ffs what do you expect her to look like !

    Fair enough.

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  • DeVlaeminckDeVlaeminck Posts: 7,794
    Is that an acceptance you were wrong or evidence you think she's always been ugly? I'm not into her music but googling her to my eyes she looks good.
    [Castle Donington Ladies FC - going up in '22]
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
    She's aged better than Jagger, it msut be said. However, given that he is about to become a dad again then their must be something attractive about the multi-millionaire Mick Jagger* that us mere mortals don't possess.

    *TM Mrs Merton
  • ProssPross Posts: 31,602
    DeVlaeminck wrote:
    Is that an acceptance you were wrong or evidence you think she's always been ugly? I'm not into her music but googling her to my eyes she looks good.

    Hmm, not sure about that but she had a great voice.
  • letap73letap73 Posts: 1,608
    Tried the got older but lost their looks approach on You tube.
    But [email protected] me - Sharleen Spiteri at 49 sans make up still has it:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARM5Qi4 ... RM5Qi4HBco
  • ukiboyukiboy Posts: 891
    Demis Roussos and the fat bird from Mama's and Papa's. Neither were things of beauty but they more than made up for that when they sang :-)
    Outside the rat race and proud of it
  • ugo.santaluciaugo.santalucia Posts: 26,758
    hard to beat Joey Ramone
  • BelgianBeerGeekBelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    finchy wrote:
    Any number of large, hairy heavy metallers (the technical name for which is a Kerrang Utan).

    Amy Winehouse after she'd destroyed herself.

    Lemmy.
    Tbf, when he was alive, Lemmy was the first to point out what an ugly censored he was. Seems like this is heading towards picking older persons, so wtf is it with them when they get their teeth fixed? Keith Richards with the straightening and whitening looks a fright.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,543
    Sounds of the 80's with Sara Cox, once a month on the red button you get to see how a pop star has aged since the 80's. Paul Young and Duran Duran not looking great, but all the members of Spandau Ballet would still get a spot a teenage girls wall.
  • MTN ChewbaccaMTN Chewbacca Posts: 14
    Lol. Aged Patti looks nice.

    I vote post-surgery Michael Jackson.
  • webboowebboo Posts: 4,260
    ugo.santalucia wrote:
    hard to beat Joey Ramone

    Before or after he died?
  • jawoogajawooga Posts: 530
    Sharlene Spiteri looks like Professor Brian Cox
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