Inappropriate rider names

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  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,659
    Fabulous Candelabra
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  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,235
    Matthew Hey Man let's smoke some weed
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,235
    Pierre Roland From Grange Hill
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,235
    Dan Martini
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,235
    Tanel Kangertech
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,235
    Senor Hoagie
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Zebedee Sidecar
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Bryan Coquard.
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Bryan Coquard.


    Hiding in plain sight! :)
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • DL1987
    DL1987 Posts: 204
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Fabulous Candelabra

    Genuine lol at this one
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,398
    DL1987 wrote:
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Fabulous Candelabra

    Genuine lol at this one

    Yep that's my winner
  • Paul 8v
    Paul 8v Posts: 5,458
    Taylor Pinkeye
    Road
    MTB
    NEW Cross
    Track/Grass Track/Winter bike
  • epc06
    epc06 Posts: 216
    job bungels
  • me-109
    me-109 Posts: 1,915
    Tom Boner
    Tom Bola
  • mcstumpy
    mcstumpy Posts: 298
    Greg van laundromat
    Not Tony Martin
    Alexandre Genius
    Fabio Aru Lookin at me
    Julian Big in Japan
    Jonathan Tears and knocks
    Chris Hornier
    Andre Gripewater
    Maxim What for
    Natnael Bare Hind
    Daniel Take the high road a lot
  • mcstumpy
    mcstumpy Posts: 298
    Heinz Soup
    Simon Gets ya every time
    Nastier Booze Honey
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,160
    (Mr) Bob Jangles
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Some nice puns, folks. Remember, to make it more difficult the play on words should make the name inappropriate for a cyclist, due to booze, drugs, chocolate, cake and high BMI-related references. Taking it up a notch after the rest day:

    So I offer you, with an emphasis on past winners,

    Broadly Wiggins and tonics
    Oscar PeRolos
    David Millar Lite
    Cadel Evans'
    Marco Panini
    Spam Ullrich
    San Miguel Indurain
    Greggs LeMond
    Bjarne Riis-pudding
    Joop Zoetemelkshake
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  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,535
    Novice entry:

    Will Cook Elder Man
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,704
    An couple of old favs of mine:-
    Danilo di Luted
    Domenico Pozzotivo
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • tubaonwheels
    tubaonwheels Posts: 448
    Lance inthe Armstrong
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    Reto Hollandaise
    Mathias Frankfurter
    Robert Magners
    Matteo Toastato
    Trifle Majka
    Peter Sago
    Alejandro Salsa Valverde
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,704
    Tomato Boonen
    Rhubarb Plaza.
    Long Clawson Craddock
    Luke Roe.
    Squirrel Gautier (fond memories of Harmon at Le Tour with this one)

    All this food and you end up with Rigormortis Uran Uran.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,160
    Bo Hamburger....oh!
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,654
    Blazing Saddles wrote:
    Tomato Boonen
    Rhubarb Plaza.
    Long Clawson Craddock
    Luke Roe.
    Squirrel Gautier (fond memories of Harmon at Le Tour with this one)

    All this food and you end up with Rigormortis Uran Uran.

    You know Bonen (pronounced the same as Boonen) in Dutch means beans right?
    _
  • mcstumpy
    mcstumpy Posts: 298
    pottssteve wrote:
    Some nice puns, folks. Remember, to make it more difficult the play on words should make the name inappropriate for a cyclist, due to booze, drugs, chocolate, cake and high BMI-related references. Taking it up a notch after the rest day:

    Ah, ok, like - Fabio Dodgyasf*** ?
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,659
    Daniel Osso Bucco
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  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,398
    bobmcstuff wrote:
    DL1987 wrote:
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Fabulous Candelabra

    Genuine lol at this one

    Yep that's my winner

    Think of this every time anyone mentions his name...

    It just works.
  • kleinstroker
    kleinstroker Posts: 2,133
    Can't believe we haven't had

    Daniel Tickle my Hymen Hot
  • wombly_knees
    wombly_knees Posts: 657
    Louis Monkeys

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