Inappropriate rider names

pottssteve

Not sure if this was done a few years ago, but a lot of the riders are new anyway. Simply, twist a pro rider's name into something inappropriate for a cyclist.

Examples:

Greggs van Avermaet
Thibaut Pinot Noir
Peter SAGA
Oscar Gateaux

Big kiss for the best....

above_the_cows

Oh I could do this all day...

Vincenzo Nobali
Tena van Ladygarden
Tony Martian
Mikel Lada
Loser Anancona

pottssteve

Nice.

Adam Yates' Wine Lodge...

pottssteve

Sean Yates' Wine Lodge...

pottssteve

Cedric Pineau Noir...

pottssteve

Adrien Petit-Fours
Marcel Skittles
Romain Ricard

pottssteve

Simon Yates' Wine Lodge

stanislav

Rubén Trump Plaza

rick_chasey

Steve's Cumming.

above_the_cows

Frank Slecht.

(Sorry non-Dutch speakers, means 'bad'.)

above_the_cows

Rogers Michael

pottssteve

Diego Rosé

above_the_cows

All of yours are booze related Steve! I love it.

above_the_cows

Richie Portly

pottssteve

Above The Cows wrote:

All of yours are booze related Steve! I love it.

Thanks! I eat ice cream, too:

Edvald Boasson Hagen Dazs

pottssteve

Warren Bar-Grill

rick_chasey

TBone Pinot noir.

pottssteve

Laurens Ten- Edam

pottssteve

Shane Starchbold

blazing_saddles

Mikel Land Rover

above_the_cows

Stout Roels

blazing_saddles

Sébastien Reichenbach Falls

Darryl Gimpy

pottssteve

Brice Petit-Feillu

above_the_cows

Chris Broom Wagon

above_the_cows

Nico Poached
Nico Roach
Zippo Roach

pottssteve

Mark Cavendishoftheday

above_the_cows

Diminutivo Pozzovivo

above_the_cows

pottssteve wrote:

Mark Cavendishoftheday

above_the_cows

Sergio Hey now hey now don't dream it's over.

above_the_cows

Pierre Rolypoly

pottssteve

Lars Ytting Bake
Jan Bakelandts
Lawson Haddock