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EU referendum predictor - with Bog Roll!

secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,874
edited June 2016 in The cake stop
I reckon there's a correlation between how you hang your loo roll and your voting intentions...let's see if I'm right...

It aims to link how you hang your loo roll (paper hanging near the wall or near you?) vs your voting intentions on the 23rd

It's just a hill. Get over it.

Please select Loo roll/Referendum combo! 68 votes

Loo roll facing in (paper near wall) - Brexit
5% 4 votes
Loo roll facing in - Remain
8% 6 votes
Loo roll facing out (paper near user) - Brexit
23% 16 votes
Loo roll facing out - Remain
61% 42 votes
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  • mr_goomr_goo Posts: 3,767
    You forgot the Sponge.

    Surely a better indication would have been:
    Supermarket own brand twin ply - Leave
    Branded Triple Ply/Quilted - Remain
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,542
    What if you have your loo roll on a pole type holder?
  • philcubedphilcubed Posts: 260
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    philcubed wrote:
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!

    If I could lose some weight I think I would be an 'inny' again...
    Do I vote to leave Europe just because I can't keep off the cake, beer, curries and cheese.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,686
    philcubed wrote:
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!

    A better measure would be how much fluff accumulates in your belly button before you can be bothered to get it out.
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,542
    RideOnTime wrote:
    philcubed wrote:
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!

    If I could lose some weight I think I would be an 'inny' again...
    Do I vote to leave Europe just because I can't keep off the cake, beer, curries and cheese.

    If it works for Farage...
  • sungodsungod Posts: 13,883
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    they probably keep it in a basket next to the toilet and reuse it
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 57,910 Lives Here
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.
  • kingstongrahamkingstongraham Posts: 18,187
    Who are these animals that hang the paper by the wall on purpose?
  • ProssPross Posts: 29,962
    Who are these animals that hang the paper by the wall on purpose?

    I don't know but at least they are refreshingly in the minority!
  • chris_basschris_bass Posts: 4,913
    mrfpb wrote:
    What if you have your loo roll on a pole type holder?

    On a Pole? clearly remain!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • chris_basschris_bass Posts: 4,913
    does anyone know anyone who hangs the paper near the wall?
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tangled_metaltangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    Chris Bass wrote:
    does anyone know anyone who hangs the paper near the wall?
    My partner and her mum do that. So annoying. I put it right as soon as I see their error. I've tried all the tricks at my disposal to retrain my partner's poor upbringing on this matter but it's not been 100% successful so far. I will succeed, I will succeed!
  • darkhairedlorddarkhairedlord Posts: 7,111
    My wife gets through a roll a day, easily. In fact I don't think she unrolls it at all, one side of the roll to wipe the front then the other side for the back.
    Either that or she just puts one end straight down the pan and flushes so it acts as continuous belt spooling out in one go.
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,874
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.

    LOL nice to see the mods staying on the fence...

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,542
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 16,015
    mrfpb wrote:
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!

    2 in 10 brexiters don't know how to hang a toilet roll compared to 3 in 22 remainers.

    Proof if any were needed that Brexiters don't understand the simplest of statistics!
    Faster than a tent.......
  • mrfpbmrfpb Posts: 4,542
    Rolf F wrote:
    mrfpb wrote:
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!

    2 in 10 brexiters don't know how to hang a toilet roll compared to 3 in 22 remainers.

    Proof if any were needed that Brexiters don't understand the simplest of statistics!

    The shy Brexiters have not yet changed their toilet rolls
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,817 Lives Here
    Rolf F wrote:
    mrfpb wrote:
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!

    2 in 10 brexiters don't know how to hang a toilet roll compared to 3 in 22 remainers.

    Proof if any were needed that Brexiters don't understand the simplest of statistics!
    :lol: Although the numbers are now 4 out of 27 the percentages are pretty consistent.
  • BobbinogsBobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    I am not going to reveal which camp I am in, in case the other voter is also identified by me doing so....
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,874
    2 days to go until we are committed to one version of the truth...will bog roll be facing out or facing the wall?

    Have all the floating voters made up their minds?

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,817 Lives Here
    SecretSam wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.

    LOL nice to see the mods staying on the fence...
    With so many mods being EU immigrants is this another case of the UK being bullied by the EU? I know which way my loo roll hangs, don't know about Rick.
  • pblakeneypblakeney Posts: 17,194
    Bloody immigants!
    Coming over here to do the jobs that we don't want.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 57,910 Lives Here
    Veronese68 wrote:
    SecretSam wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.

    LOL nice to see the mods staying on the fence...
    With so many mods being EU immigrants is this another case of the UK being bullied by the EU? I know which way my loo roll hangs, don't know about Rick.

    What's the local turn of phrase?

    Chat sh!t get banged?
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,817 Lives Here
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Bloody immigants!
    Coming over here to do the jobs that we don't want.
    I was going to go with something sanctimonious about immigrants net contribution to society. :mrgreen:
  • secretsamsecretsam Posts: 4,874
    I bet immigrants hang their loo roll the wrong way*

    *(whatever that is)

    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,817 Lives Here
    Bloody immigrants coming over here and hanging their loo roll the wrong way.
    I'm in for the EU and out for loo roll.
  • SMESME Posts: 348
    Everyone knows paper should face the user!

    The real important question, that hasn't been asked yet, is......






    Are you a folder, or a scruncher?
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 24,817 Lives Here
    In, out & fold. Kind of like the Hokey Cokey. Knees bend, arms bend, raa, raa, raa...
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