EU referendum predictor - with Bog Roll!

secretsam
secretsam Posts: 5,120
edited June 2016 in The cake stop
I reckon there's a correlation between how you hang your loo roll and your voting intentions...let's see if I'm right...

It aims to link how you hang your loo roll (paper hanging near the wall or near you?) vs your voting intentions on the 23rd
It's just a hill. Get over it.
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    You forgot the Sponge.

    Surely a better indication would have been:
    Supermarket own brand twin ply - Leave
    Branded Triple Ply/Quilted - Remain
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  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    What if you have your loo roll on a pole type holder?
  • philcubed
    philcubed Posts: 260
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    philcubed wrote:
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!

    If I could lose some weight I think I would be an 'inny' again...
    Do I vote to leave Europe just because I can't keep off the cake, beer, curries and cheese.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    philcubed wrote:
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!

    A better measure would be how much fluff accumulates in your belly button before you can be bothered to get it out.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    RideOnTime wrote:
    philcubed wrote:
    I think, in the absence of any reasoned arguments from either side we should all vote on the basis of our belly buttons - are you an 'inny' or an 'outy'. Makes more sense!

    If I could lose some weight I think I would be an 'inny' again...
    Do I vote to leave Europe just because I can't keep off the cake, beer, curries and cheese.

    If it works for Farage...
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,430
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    they probably keep it in a basket next to the toilet and reuse it
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Who are these animals that hang the paper by the wall on purpose?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    KingstonGraham wrote:
    Who are these animals that hang the paper by the wall on purpose?

    I don't know but at least they are refreshingly in the minority!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    mrfpb wrote:
    What if you have your loo roll on a pole type holder?

    On a Pole? clearly remain!
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    does anyone know anyone who hangs the paper near the wall?
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  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    Chris Bass wrote:
    does anyone know anyone who hangs the paper near the wall?
    My partner and her mum do that. So annoying. I put it right as soon as I see their error. I've tried all the tricks at my disposal to retrain my partner's poor upbringing on this matter but it's not been 100% successful so far. I will succeed, I will succeed!
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    My wife gets through a roll a day, easily. In fact I don't think she unrolls it at all, one side of the roll to wipe the front then the other side for the back.
    Either that or she just puts one end straight down the pan and flushes so it acts as continuous belt spooling out in one go.
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.

    LOL nice to see the mods staying on the fence...
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    mrfpb wrote:
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!

    2 in 10 brexiters don't know how to hang a toilet roll compared to 3 in 22 remainers.

    Proof if any were needed that Brexiters don't understand the simplest of statistics!
    Faster than a tent.......
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Rolf F wrote:
    mrfpb wrote:
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!

    2 in 10 brexiters don't know how to hang a toilet roll compared to 3 in 22 remainers.

    Proof if any were needed that Brexiters don't understand the simplest of statistics!

    The shy Brexiters have not yet changed their toilet rolls
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Rolf F wrote:
    mrfpb wrote:
    Clearly more Remainers put the the toilet roll the wrong way round. Proof if any were needed that Leave are more sensible and will be victorious!

    2 in 10 brexiters don't know how to hang a toilet roll compared to 3 in 22 remainers.

    Proof if any were needed that Brexiters don't understand the simplest of statistics!
    :lol: Although the numbers are now 4 out of 27 the percentages are pretty consistent.
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  • Bobbinogs
    Bobbinogs Posts: 4,841
    I am not going to reveal which camp I am in, in case the other voter is also identified by me doing so....
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    2 days to go until we are committed to one version of the truth...will bog roll be facing out or facing the wall?

    Have all the floating voters made up their minds?
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    SecretSam wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.

    LOL nice to see the mods staying on the fence...
    With so many mods being EU immigrants is this another case of the UK being bullied by the EU? I know which way my loo roll hangs, don't know about Rick.
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,486
    Bloody immigants!
    Coming over here to do the jobs that we don't want.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Veronese68 wrote:
    SecretSam wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    RideOnTime wrote:
    Looks like the Brexit's are keeping low... or they don't use bog roll!

    It's easier to use serviettes to wipe your mouth.

    LOL nice to see the mods staying on the fence...
    With so many mods being EU immigrants is this another case of the UK being bullied by the EU? I know which way my loo roll hangs, don't know about Rick.

    What's the local turn of phrase?

    Chat sh!t get banged?
    _
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Bloody immigants!
    Coming over here to do the jobs that we don't want.
    I was going to go with something sanctimonious about immigrants net contribution to society. :mrgreen:
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  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,120
    I bet immigrants hang their loo roll the wrong way*

    *(whatever that is)
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Bloody immigrants coming over here and hanging their loo roll the wrong way.
    I'm in for the EU and out for loo roll.
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  • SME
    SME Posts: 348
    Everyone knows paper should face the user!

    The real important question, that hasn't been asked yet, is......






    Are you a folder, or a scruncher?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    In, out & fold. Kind of like the Hokey Cokey. Knees bend, arms bend, raa, raa, raa...
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