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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,105
    Winner judge in the future but not as long as that fox

    looking-for-obamas-real-birth-certificate.jpg
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The synchronised rimming team warming up.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    People in Middlesborough will do anything for a bit of cleaner air
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Rumours spread that budgets have been severely cut for the latest release of the Human Centipede.
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Has anyone seen my car keys?
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    The new design for the Isle of Man flag was considered a bit tasteless
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,105
    Ballysmate wrote:
    People in Middlesborough will do anything for a bit of cleaner air

    Winner winner Middlesbrough dinner
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    It's such an honour and all that bollox../

    Anyway

    fun_pics_for_adults_13.jpg
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Winner Sunday as I'm off on holiday Monday. :D
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Too difficult for you all?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,105
    In or out of "europe"?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,843
    They were shocked to see how much Maddie had grown.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    All yours Stevo for your Maddie quip.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,843
    Ballysmate wrote:
    All yours Stevo for your Maddie quip.
    Well it was a 50/50 :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,843
    Have a crack at this one, results some time in the week:

    hoy-rude-saddle-hold.png
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,105
    I've put your epo away
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Ventriloquism has moved away from the stage and into the dome
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Milking out the last few grams pre-race.
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    A team member helps retrieve the riders testicles from disappearing thanks to the ridiculous saddle
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    So that's your Sat Nav fitted and you're good to go, said the guy from Halfords
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 60,843
    Nearly forgot I'm judging this one. And the winner is...
    Gazlar wrote:
    So that's your Sat Nav fitted and you're good to go, said the guy from Halfords

    Take it away Gaz.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,105
    why are we waiting
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,084
    Ladies and gentlemen, apologies for the delay to this caption competition, this was due to lingerie equipment failure....here you are though, let's go topical

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgM_mj2R1JByXvc7vHx-1hIeGzLaqVVgIvMGdItjhqEbqBzotM-Q
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
    Amy
    Farnsworth
    Zapp
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    "Boris wondered whether the handlebar moustache would suit him or not"
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Boris is trying to figure out who sat on his pen.
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Boris really wishes he didn't put his pen in his mouth.
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Hmm, wonder if this tastes as good as my red crayon?
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Ok, own up, who put super glue on my pen? I'm looking at you Gove.
  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Boris suspects his pencil has been inserted somewhere other than a pencil sharpener.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,105
    Boris try's to think