Caption competition

Stevo_666
Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
edited July 2016 in The Crudcatcher
Another shameless steal from the lycra side, but it's a good laugh :)

Have a crack at posting a witty caption for this, I'll decide the winner in a few days time or when the entries run dry, then they get to post a pic etc etc....

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Away you go...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    "That chilli burger was faster acting than expected"
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Looks like VWS is in pole position at the moment :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    If only I had seen this picture when I bought the BBQ from eBay I would have known it wasn't a traditional gas BBQ
  • JBA
    JBA Posts: 2,852
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  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Bettie never understood why no-one would eat her flame grilled steaks.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Right I'm calling time on this as I reckon we've run out of entries. And the winner is:
    oodboo wrote:
    Bettie never understood why no-one would eat her flame grilled steaks.

    Your turn oddbod :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    I feel honored, here you go:

    redneck-party-ideas-jucuzzi.jpg
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • thekickingmule
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    "A hillbillies idea of a portable communal toilet"
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Bob ate lots of cabbage in an attempt to make it a decent jacuzzi.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Billy Bob's new swimming pool is really impressing the girls of the trailer park. Britney won't be able to resist.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    The next jaws movie had a tight budget
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Stevo relaxes in between downhills in South Wales.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Crudders relax in their gene pool.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Apparently they had run out of olive oil for the paddling pool
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Decision time?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    why are we waiting
  • oodboo
    oodboo Posts: 2,171
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Crudders relax in their gene pool.
    This was my favorite. Over to you Ballsymate
    I love horses, best of all the animals. I love horses, they're my friends.

    Strava
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Bally - why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    200_s.gif
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    I'm sure I only won because I an a visitor, but thanks anyway, a win is a win. :lol:

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    I told you Stevo is a scrubber
  • thekickingmule
    thekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    The Tooth Fairy gets sponsored a Japanese toothpaste company.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    New Rapha kit has roadies in their knees in awe.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    GT's mum does a bit of scrubbing.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    All this scrubbing makes me horny
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  • _jon_
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  • _jon_
    _jon_ Posts: 366
    Louis Walsh loses sanity whilst waiting for winner of caption competition to be announced. :)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Forgotten about this and so it seems did everyone else. :oops:

    TLW1 wrote:
    I told you Stevo is a scrubber


    I always award extra points for an insult. All yours TLW.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,796
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,195
    Why are we waiting...... Oh it's me

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