Dubai *spoilers*

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  • ShutupJens
    ShutupJens Posts: 1,373
    Fair play indeed. Don't think I've seen him even contest a sprint after a hilly stage, never mind that!
  • Kittel the mountain goat.

    Wow.

    That was a pretty decent finish for such a short climb.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,887
    I keep forgetting this is on.
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,317
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0dSbfoT1xg

    Not great quality, but does the job. My new quality control for video clip resolution is "Can I see Cav's stroppy expression after an incident and can I lip-read his swearing?"…(he crashes with 10km to go…)
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    Cancellara nom nom nom.


    Rebelin in 9th :wink:
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    Cav tweeting that Bernie has a Broken collar bone after a crash in the feed zone. Housewives everywhere are inconsolable...
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    ShutupJens wrote:
    Joelsim wrote:
    Kittel is apparently fighting to win the overall.

    Hasn't he seen Hatta Dam?

    Saw that you commented on the CN article on FB.. quite a lot of people it appears haven't seen the route, including Kittel perhaps?

    Yep. I was hugely wrong.

    Fair play.
  • ShutupJens
    ShutupJens Posts: 1,373
    Me too. Nearly put Rebellin in my team, but thought no, surely won't still be at the sharp end!

    Wrong about that too
  • ddraver wrote:
    Cav tweeting that Bernie has a Broken collar bone after a crash in the feed zone. Housewives everywhere are inconsolable...


    Not a housewife but I am *sad face*

    Poor Bernie
  • ocdupalais
    ocdupalais Posts: 4,317
    Despite looking like a dining table being winched up the Hatta Dam, Kittel pulled a blinder there.
  • ShutupJens wrote:
    Me too. Nearly put Rebellin in my team, but thought no, surely won't still be at the sharp end!

    Wrong about that too


    He's a cockroach. There could be nucleaur wars that end all form of life on Earth and he will still be around
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    ShutupJens wrote:
    Me too. Nearly put Rebellin in my team, but thought no, surely won't still be at the sharp end!

    Wrong about that too


    He's a cockroach. There could be nucleaur wars that end all form of life on Earth and he will still be around

    Tupperware
    Rebellin
    Kimbo's Faithful
    Cockroaches
    Those red elastic bands Royal Mail use

    That's all that will survive.
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • iainf72 wrote:
    ShutupJens wrote:
    Me too. Nearly put Rebellin in my team, but thought no, surely won't still be at the sharp end!

    Wrong about that too


    He's a cockroach. There could be nucleaur wars that end all form of life on Earth and he will still be around

    Tupperware
    Rebellin
    Kimbo's Faithful
    Cockroaches
    Those red elastic bands Royal Mail use

    That's all that will survive.


    And, apparently, Horner
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,649
    iainf72 wrote:
    ShutupJens wrote:
    Me too. Nearly put Rebellin in my team, but thought no, surely won't still be at the sharp end!

    Wrong about that too


    He's a cockroach. There could be nucleaur wars that end all form of life on Earth and he will still be around

    Tupperware
    Rebellin
    Kimbo's Faithful
    Cockroaches
    Those red elastic bands Royal Mail use

    That's all that will survive.


    And, apparently, Horner

    What about nut-job survivalists?

    I bet that after a nuclear holocaust they'll be out there yee-hah-ing and whooping it up and thinking they're the proverbial dogs gonads.
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  • keydon
    keydon Posts: 144
    Joelsim wrote:
    Kittel is apparently fighting to win the overall.

    Hasn't he seen Hatta Dam?



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,887
    Looks like anther sprint. 15km to go group has 33s
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Rob Hatch and his stupid pronunciations!

    #annoying
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,887
    Kittel, Viviani, Cavendish
  • joelsim
    joelsim Posts: 7,552
    Cav outclassed again
  • On stages where they have gone head-to-head in a sprint:

    2016
    Kittel 2 Cav 0

    2014
    Kittel 2 Cav 0

    2013
    Kittel 4 Cav 0

    2012
    Kittel 2 Cav 0

    (there are of course results where one or the other won but the other was a non-runner in the sprint)
  • iainf72
    iainf72 Posts: 15,784
    Cavendish Finished

    Until he "silences the doubters" when Kittel isn't around

    On a serious note, nice to see Kittel riding so well again. DiData have a bit of work to do but they'll get here I'm sure.
    Fckin' Quintana … that creep can roll, man.
  • Does anyone know what was truly wrong with Kittel last year? Was he depressed or something?
  • Does anyone know what was truly wrong with Kittel last year? Was he depressed or something?

    The line put forward was that he was ill about this time last year and therefore never really got his season going. I think there was also a bit of a breakdown between him and the team thereafter. He was entered into Tour de Yorkshire with not enough preparation (telling reporters beforehand that his fitness could be better and he would see how it goes) and very publically abandoned on the TV about an hour later on stage 1 after being dropped like Compo from Last of the Summer Wine chasing an elderly bit of skirt in a fleeing car. That was May I think? He did come back but the band was clearly breaking up and Degenkolb's highly successful spring just made it worse.
  • The_Boy
    The_Boy Posts: 3,099
    Does anyone know what was truly wrong with Kittel last year? Was he depressed or something?

    The line put forward was that he was ill about this time last year and therefore never really got his season going. I think there was also a bit of a breakdown between him and the team thereafter. He was entered into Tour de Yorkshire with not enough preparation (telling reporters beforehand that his fitness could be better and he would see how it goes) and very publically abandoned on the TV about an hour later on stage 1 after being dropped like Compo from Last of the Summer Wine chasing an elderly bit of skirt in a fleeing car. That was May I think? He did come back but the band was clearly breaking up and Degenkolb's highly successful spring just made it worse.

    All that. Added to which was the whole not taking him to the TdF saga. Think Kittel felt good, the team were less sure and unwilling to risk building their team around him.
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  • AK_jnr
    AK_jnr Posts: 717
    I see Cav said he recorded his highest power output. Makes sense why he put Q rings on now as they are known to over read. Haha.

    Edit. Just seen that the rotor PM doesnt suffer with this.
  • gsk82
    gsk82 Posts: 3,598
    to me that sounds like a little fib to try convince people he isn't done. which he clearly is.
    "Unfortunately these days a lot of people don’t understand the real quality of a bike" Ernesto Colnago
  • Crampeur
    Crampeur Posts: 1,065
    AK_jnr wrote:
    I see Cav said he recorded his highest power output. Makes sense why he put Q rings on now as they are known to over read. Haha.

    Edit. Just seen that the rotor PM doesnt suffer with this.

    He's riding Rotor NoQ (round) rings.

    tumblr_o21ippHT8z1swtjjuo1_1280.jpg
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    iainf72 wrote:
    Cavendish Finished

    Until he "silences the doubters" when Kittel isn't around

    On a serious note, nice to see Kittel riding so well again. DiData have a bit of work to do but they'll get here I'm sure.

    I think the QS train suits Kittel quite well.

    Kittel is good if he's place right at the front of the sprint just as it kicks off at 200-250m to go - he's very difficult to come around. Bit Cippolini-esq. I can't remember ever seeing someone come off Kittel's wheel to win.

    If Cavendish is to beat him he needs to stop trying to slingshot past his wheel and start in front of him...
  • I just logged in to ask how Cav is getting on. Oh...
  • dish_dash
    dish_dash Posts: 5,647
    Kittel may have stuck with Pip and Canc to the dam but he ain't going to do it over the Poggio... not riding MSR.