Bottom Bracket Intelligence Rankings
seanoconn
Posts: 11,781
Subject to change, names to be added.
You'll be judged fairly mainly on your posts in Bottom Bracket and cake shop on this criteria...
a) Ability to post coherent drivel. (Pinno, T47b)
b) Wit/Humour. (Slowmart, Ballysmate, V68, T47b)
c) Debating skills. (Stevo, Ballysmate, T47b, when he can be @rsed)
Bottom Bracket Intelligence Rankings
1) Team47b (The Professor)
2) Ballysmate (under the thumb)
3) Slowmart (Smart @rse)
4) Pinno (Tin man) Stevo (Damien/Master Bater)
5) Veronese68 (Italian Job)
6) matthew h (cirrhosis) Chris Bass (The Diplomat) Homers Double (Capt Snow) Sa05/218 (Patrick Bateman)
7) Seanoconn
8.) Aaron, Badge of honour. (Benny Hill/The Crayon Kid)
You'll be judged fairly mainly on your posts in Bottom Bracket and cake shop on this criteria...
a) Ability to post coherent drivel. (Pinno, T47b)
b) Wit/Humour. (Slowmart, Ballysmate, V68, T47b)
c) Debating skills. (Stevo, Ballysmate, T47b, when he can be @rsed)
Bottom Bracket Intelligence Rankings
1) Team47b (The Professor)
2) Ballysmate (under the thumb)
3) Slowmart (Smart @rse)
4) Pinno (Tin man) Stevo (Damien/Master Bater)
5) Veronese68 (Italian Job)
6) matthew h (cirrhosis) Chris Bass (The Diplomat) Homers Double (Capt Snow) Sa05/218 (Patrick Bateman)
7) Seanoconn
8.) Aaron, Badge of honour. (Benny Hill/The Crayon Kid)
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I guess I must hide my light under a bushel.
That or someone installed a dimmer switch.0 -
Particularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though0
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Can you fit any carbon to this masters?
I don't have a degree, still on my year off.0 -
Yep, surely academic qualifications countParticularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Yep, surely academic qualifications countParticularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though
Agreement between the more intelligent 'members'0 -
Yep, surely academic qualifications countParticularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though
NopePinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
As I always say 'in regione caecorum rex est luscus', which is usually credited to Desiderius Erasmus's Adagia, the young whipper snapper from the 16 century
my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
Yep, surely academic qualifications countParticularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though
Judging by some of the senior managers and graduates I've encountered I can safely say academic qualifications are no guarantee of intelligence.0 -
You and Seano are clearly in some thickos conspiracy to keep the more intelligent and educated forum members down the rankings. Although I reckon Matt bought his MBA.
Yep, surely academic qualifications countParticularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though
Judging by some of the senior managers and graduates I've encountered I can safely say academic qualifications are no guarantee of intelligence."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
You and Seano are clearly in some thickos conspiracy to keep the more intelligent and educated forum members down the rankings. Although I reckon Matt bought his MBA.
Yep, surely academic qualifications countParticularly insulting as this is done on the day I graduate with my masters! Obviously in a pub now though
Judging by some of the senior managers and graduates I've encountered I can safely say academic qualifications are no guarantee of intelligence.
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As I thought Steve and Bally are MASTERdeBATERS “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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For a while I was recruiting/canvassing schools with Table Tennis displays.
Simultaneously, we were taking school visits who were visiting the recycling plant.
One day, 2 young boys spotted me in the street. One shouted "It's the can man" and he was quickly contradicted by his mate who shouted "No it's not, it's the Ping Pong man". Things quickly escalated to the extent that I had to split them up as it had broken into a fight!! I reminded them that I was both and told them my first name, to which they looked quizzically at each other and at me and wandered off arm in arm laughing and joking. Bizzarre.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
As already mentioned in this thread, 3rd place could be up for grabs soon.As I thought Steve and Bally are MASTERdeBATERSPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Have you read Bounce by Matthew Syed? Good read.For a while I was recruiting/canvassing schools with Table Tennis displays.
Simultaneously, we were taking school visits who were visiting the recycling plant.
One day, 2 young boys spotted me in the street. One shouted "It's the can man" and he was quickly contradicted by his mate who shouted "No it's not, it's the Ping Pong man". Things quickly escalated to the extent that I had to split them up as it had broken into a fight!! I reminded them that I was both and told them my first name, to which they looked quizzically at each other and at me and wandered off arm in arm laughing and joking. Bizzarre.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
For a while I was recruiting/canvassing schools with Table Tennis displays.
Simultaneously, we were taking school visits who were visiting the recycling plant.
One day, 2 young boys spotted me in the street. One shouted "It's the can man" and he was quickly contradicted by his mate who shouted "No it's not, it's the Ping Pong man". Things quickly escalated to the extent that I had to split them up as it had broken into a fight!! I reminded them that I was both and told them my first name, to which they looked quizzically at each other and at me and wandered off arm in arm laughing and joking. Bizzarre.
I'm not surprised they were quizzical. You were probably the first person called 'Youtwat' they had ever encountered. 0 -
Bally, how do you know that those kids read this forum?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Have you read Bounce by Matthew Syed? Good read.For a while I was recruiting/canvassing schools with Table Tennis displays.
Simultaneously, we were taking school visits who were visiting the recycling plant.
One day, 2 young boys spotted me in the street. One shouted "It's the can man" and he was quickly contradicted by his mate who shouted "No it's not, it's the Ping Pong man". Things quickly escalated to the extent that I had to split them up as it had broken into a fight!! I reminded them that I was both and told them my first name, to which they looked quizzically at each other and at me and wandered off arm in arm laughing and joking. Bizzarre.
It might just be but I cannot stand the man as a TT commentator. He's a bit like Geoffrey Boycott "Oh, they'll 'ave to put t' run rate up..." Like he ever bleeding could. Syed was a mad chopper (very defensive player) with an enormous reach. Anti spin was his game and f*cking frustrating to play against and yet there is not a 'chopper' in the top 50 in the world now. It's very old hat. The modern game is 80mph + and top spin of 140+ per second.
He has these expressions like "Inside out" and "reverse inside out" which any young budding TT player would not have a clue about if they were listening. I'd hate to be coached by him, I would need the Syed book of dodgy TT terminology with me.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
In days of my spotty youth I remember we all marvelled at Kuo and couldn't believe he lost the final. Needless to say, we all tried to emulate his serve. The hall was full of kids tossing the ball just short of the ceiling. Happy days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuxI_GO9p74
Oh and every loop winner was accompanied by the exclamation,'Jonyer!' If only. :roll:0 -
It's not a 'How to play table tennis guide' its about the science of sport. Syed makes a compelling argument that hours of dedicated practise and environment are what make a champion, not talent.
Have you read Bounce by Matthew Syed? Good read.For a while I was recruiting/canvassing schools with Table Tennis displays.
Simultaneously, we were taking school visits who were visiting the recycling plant.
One day, 2 young boys spotted me in the street. One shouted "It's the can man" and he was quickly contradicted by his mate who shouted "No it's not, it's the Ping Pong man". Things quickly escalated to the extent that I had to split them up as it had broken into a fight!! I reminded them that I was both and told them my first name, to which they looked quizzically at each other and at me and wandered off arm in arm laughing and joking. Bizzarre.
It might just be but I cannot stand the man as a TT commentator. He's a bit like Geoffrey Boycott "Oh, they'll 'ave to put t' run rate up..." Like he ever bleeding could. Syed was a mad chopper (very defensive player) with an enormous reach. Anti spin was his game and f*cking frustrating to play against and yet there is not a 'chopper' in the top 50 in the world now. It's very old hat. The modern game is 80mph + and top spin of 140+ per second.
He has these expressions like "Inside out" and "reverse inside out" which any young budding TT player would not have a clue about if they were listening. I'd hate to be coached by him, I would need the Syed book of dodgy TT terminology with me.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
That's you relegated to last place already Sean seeing as you can't even spell my name correctly ya idjit "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I'm sure we've had this conversation before, you spell Aaron with a double a!!! Just because someone made a mistake on your birth certificate doesn't make it right!That's you relegated to last place already Sean seeing as you can't even spell my name correctly ya idjitPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
If it helps bump my position the team I work in is called "Customer Intelligence" it is not an oxymoron, we give insight and "intelligence" to customer data. This is usually along the lines of, we are losing more customers than we are gaining.
I also have a degree in maths, 4 A-Levels and 9 GCSEs.
But to counter the above I did have to correct the spelling of intelligence each time I wrote it (including this time!)www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes0 -
That's not how you spell eejit - go to the bottom of the class, thickyThat's you relegated to last place already Sean seeing as you can't even spell my name correctly ya idjit "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
That's not how you spell eejit - go to the bottom of the class, thickyThat's you relegated to last place already Sean seeing as you can't even spell my name correctly ya idjit Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
That's not how you spell eejit - go to the bottom of the class, thickyThat's you relegated to last place already Sean seeing as you can't even spell my name correctly ya idjit
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=idjit"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Joint 6th? I am shocked. So much so that I spilt my lunchtime brandy down my smoking jacket.Advocate of disc brakes.0
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Your ability to make tea this week could effect your rankingJoint 6th? I am shocked. So much so that I spilt my lunchtime brandy down my smoking jacket. Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
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Of course I'm right, never in doubt :oops: It's been a bad day, I've already posted a pic of a spider which turned out not to be a spider, I can't be overtaken by aaron/arran! I can't!!Not so sure now, maybe I should be demoted.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
