TFI Friday...
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thekickingmule
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Morning Losers!
Last night I got the email I didn't want rather than the phone call I did want
Meh.
Today I'm stuck with retard minion, so I'll be sending him off to a different room or he might end up a dead minion.
I had an entire pizza last night, and now I'm wondering why.
Laters!
Last night I got the email I didn't want rather than the phone call I did want
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Today I'm stuck with retard minion, so I'll be sending him off to a different room or he might end up a dead minion.
I had an entire pizza last night, and now I'm wondering why.
Laters!
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Hope all is well Mr Ginger Christmas.
Hola buttnuggets,
Off to Llandegla to get my Enduro (mincing,) on.
Met my boss yesterday and she suggested my taking over in Cheltenham - it looks like there's hills and shit there so it looks like a plan. Any reasons not to? Seems like a decent enough place.
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Just stuck in the same job for the forseeable future is all. Cheltenham is a nice place, and not far from South Wales, which I've heard has a hill or two, and a few crazy people too.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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Morning all,
Sorry about that TKM, keep looking though. I was offered a job in Cheltenham a while ago, but my Mrs comes from that way and had no desire to move back. I rather like where we are now too. But Cheltenham is not a bad place to be.
Had a good wobble in this morning with one incident where I was definitely saved by my helmet. A bird shat on me, the helmet took the full force of the impact and didn't split so it definitely saved my life. The only grey bits in my hair were there before because I'm old. I posted this on the helmet thread in the road section as I thought it was helpful.
Fryday is cafeday so dead piggy will be fried and consumed in abundance. Customers are bothering me already from the antipodes. I'd better pretend to do some work. Ginger nuts have been dunked successfully so all is well with the world.0 -
Ste - good place and some decent riding, good for bikes too
Morning
Last day in the scooby van, loves it, but not ordering one - I think
Today has involved a swim, already a meeting and now some work fun. Cycling home later and the current wife is meeting me in the pub with some clothes - win
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Hola bell whackers,
Had a few days up scotchland, by eck it's grim up north! On the sleazy jet flight back was the actor who played Gavin in that Gavin and Stacy programme, looked like he was enjoying his tunes so left him be!
No fry-day for me as skint so will have pig meats when i get home which won't be long as there is fark all going on in here!
Toodles!Loving life in rural SW France
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Friday has come with news that I'm going to have to pull my finger out and do some work. Knew it was going to happen sooner or later but at least is only for the next for or five weeks. At least it's Friday and that won't start until Monday. Yesterday's pc rebuild seems to have been in vein as I won't see that pc until this work meh is over.
I ate a sausage sandwich last night that didn't sit well with me and my colleagues have been paying the price today.
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Cycling home later and the current wife is meeting me in the pub with some clothes - win
Wahey, I'm on the way home already. Lazy evening, chuck a change of clothes in the car the off to sunny Lincolnshire to meet my mates from potato picking country. An alcoholic Saturday is on the cards 8)"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Hello Cunts.
Went to Bristol today and met the Bionicon Man.
He Fitted some new bolt through lowers and upgraded damping internals and then sold me a new set of bar clamps and even a nice new bar (which is a bit too long)*. im very happy indeed.
Also, we got back some test results today which mean i can reveal that i managed to fuck a baby into my mrs in one go back in april and that baby will be out inDecember.
* Just like my obvious according to every woman in the world.0 -
Also, we got back some test results today which mean i can reveal that i managed to fark a baby into my mrs in one go back in april and that baby will be out inDecember.0
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Hello *****.
Went to Bristol today and met the Bionicon Man.
He Fitted some new bolt through lowers and upgraded damping internals and then sold me a new set of bar clamps and even a nice new bar (which is a bit too long)*. im very happy indeed.
Also, we got back some test results today which mean i can reveal that i managed to fark a baby into my mrs in one go back in april and that baby will be out inDecember.
* Just like my obvious according to every woman in the world."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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Lincolnshire to meet my mates from potato picking country. [/quote]
Give em a high six from me!
Ps congrats sheepsLoving life in rural SW France
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Also, we got back some test results today which mean i can reveal that i managed to fark a baby into my mrs in one go back in april and that baby will be out inDecember.
Didn't you have first dips in April too?
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Lincolnshire to meet my mates from potato picking country.
Give em a high six from me!
Ps congrats sheeps[/quote]
We're out in Sleaford tonight so I've packed my body armour"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Congrats Sheeps,
As I was told when we were expecting our first "don't worry, the first 25 years are the worst".0 -