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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,353
    Is there an age limit for this cool kids club?

    It has been quite some time since I was last referred to as a cool kid.
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  • Or did the dog move at the last moment?

    The dog wasn't on a lead, and probably made haphazard directional changes as the cyclist approached.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Why wasn't it on a lead? Was Douglas Bader not in control of his dog therefore causing potential DEATH and INJURY to the poor, innocent, harmless cyclist.

    as an aside, is black mamba or whatever his name is still cross? If so, please don't be. It just makes you ugly inside.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Are there forums for dog owners? I ask because my son trod in some dog shit at the weekend so I want to join the relevant forum and remind dog owners to pick up their dog's poo.

    Just in case anyone thinks I hate all dog owners, I am also a dog owner.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,829
    Just in case anyone thinks I hate all dog owners, I am also a dog owner.
    Do you hate yourself too? Your user name would indicate that you are not entirely at peace with yourself. Don't worry, we'll do all we can to help and support you through this.
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    We help people here? First I've heard.

    Maybe some trolling maybe not, but perhaps take responsibility for the situation yourself, and think fuck half the world, especially in Neston, are, well, interesting and you should probably ride with heightened awareness and be prepared for common problems such as dogs and children on a shared path
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  • bendertherobot
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  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
    Chris Bass wrote:
    why is all the responsibility all on the cyclist? you were on a shared path too, you should have known that bikes would be also using it and going past and chose not to have your dog on a lead. ?

    Think about strict liability, what many cyclists (who know what it is) are trying to get the UK to adopt. In this case, the strict liability would be to the 'vehicle' carrying the most risk; the cyclist.

    I know this path VERY well indeed, it's part of my commute route and also I use it to get to Wales on longer weekend rides. There is most certainly a problem with riders going too fast here when there are kids, wheelchairs, dog walkers all using the path. I've seen large peletons (I'm looking at you Runcorn Cycling Club) going for it along there, I even shouted my disapproval at the time.

    So unless anyone on this thread has specific knowledge of this path, you might want to consider that just once every now and again, it is the cyclist at fault.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,292
    Pft, commuting isn't real cycling anyway, it's a way for poor people to get to and from work.
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  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    So, on the one hand we have a poor INNOCENT cyclist GENTLY pottering to where he or she is going, minding their own business, saying their hellos and smiling and singing, hurting and offending no one and then comes along Baron Von Richtoffen with his RABID ATTACK DOG that is busy SHHYYYTTTTING BITING SNARLING GROWLING SNAPPING RIPPING at small children and their toys in their prams and suddenly innocent cyclist, probably guilty of no other crime than blood doping is the EVIL BASSSsTARD in the whole affair?

    If this is the case the society is funded. Finito. Kaput. Futu.

    I think black mamba man and Baron von Richtoffen owe us an apology ...........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    Burton not Neston ain't it. These details matter.

    HD - not sure anyone here rides never mind commutes.

    MatthewF - why does it have to be the Baron eh
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  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    The right design of speed bumps could solve that?
    Or some sort of radar speed detection triggered paint stripper sprinkler system?
    Or those cyclists not being tossers?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Or errant dog owners not having dogs that are busy RAPING and FIGHTING and SPITTING and SPREADING THE EBOLAIDS while the rest of the world is trying to get to the shops to buy flowers, biscuits and make donations to charity.

    Essentially AC Plonk needs to APOLOGISE TO US THE INNOCENT PEOPLE OF THE FORUM.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,292
    I ran over a cat once...
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I ran over a cat once...


    Now that's funny........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
    sa0u823e wrote:
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    Burton not Neston ain't it. These details matter.

    It's the same path that both the OP and that article are talking about.

    Have you ridden it?
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,435
    mfin wrote:
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    The right design of speed bumps could solve that?
    Or some sort of radar speed detection triggered paint stripper sprinkler system?
    Or those cyclists not being tossers?
    Or just joining strava and marking all the relevant segments as hazardous would be fine...

    There's a long flat shared use path coming into Aberdeen (disused railway), it's very easy to carry a lot of speed along it but also dangerous if it is busy (on summer evenings it always is). The whole thing is marked hazardous on strava.
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    dodgy wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    Burton not Neston ain't it. These details matter.

    It's the same path that both the OP and that article are talking about.

    Have you ridden it?

    Yep far too many times to even consider counting. I would need matthewfalle's hands and toes to do that.

    Just had to ensure the OP knew where he was riding, given the tiny path on blue signs into Neston through the little park

    If it was the part down past Netts to the Harp I have one view and if it was the Marshes to the wooden decking another. The final stretch I could probably make up a third view.
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  • mfin wrote:
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    Or those cyclists not being tossers?

    They are tossers, they've always been tossers, now they are tossers on a bike on a shared bike path, using Strava.
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,353
    The problem is that people think cycle paths are for cycling on, including cyclists.
    The are designed to be pooled along.
    If you are fit enough, fast enough, and want to cycle, stick to the roads.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ahhh - Strava racers. That sums it all up. Then throw a club into the mix and you have a whole minestrone of f'tards.

    TDLO wouldn't stand for this. She's lovely.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • meursault
    meursault Posts: 1,433
    I don't like those dog owners with the long leads, they let them run all over the cycle paths near me.

    But most dog owners are responsible.
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  • Joeblack
    Joeblack Posts: 829
    Did either you or the dog jump a red light? I'm talking in the time immediately preceding the incident?
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Did he wave at passing doggers? If not, then is this the beginning of the demise of the doggers' wave?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
    sa0u823e wrote:
    dodgy wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    dodgy wrote:
    Sucks when someone comes along to support the OP, doesn't it?

    http://www.cyclingweekly.co.uk/news/che ... cess-19371

    Burton not Neston ain't it. These details matter.

    It's the same path that both the OP and that article are talking about.

    Have you ridden it?


    If it was the part down past Netts to the Harp I have one view and if it was the Marshes to the wooden decking another. The final stretch I could probably make up a third view.

    I think that's very fair, but I've still seen large groups speeding along past Net's over the speed humps. On a nice day, you still get families with OAPs, kids on trikes etc etc well into the firing range bit, that's why the problem extends pretty much all the way to Deeside. All depends on the day, midweek you could run a time trial along there, there's nobody about, but weekends are a different matter, especially when it's sunny. I completely avoid it under those conditions and go via the Chester High Road and Burton village instead.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,369

    Don't worry folks, there won't be a single cyclist on this stretch by mid December when all that decking goes green and slippy.

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    RAFcyclist wrote:
    I think...to hate.

    ...what if it had been a child, or indeed your child or pet that was injured or worse, would you still react the same way? I doubt it

    Its sooo easy to avoid this for a cyclist, why take the risk to your bike if you don't care about anything else?

    oh and not even sure what trolling is? but this is genuine.

    Sorry about your dog. Cyclists are a beleaguered bunch. We get sh1t from all angles but your use of the 'if it had been a child' is the sort of cr4p the Gestapo , sorry, Health and Safety use to come up with the most mind boggling bureaucratic nonsense. He did not hit a child, full stop.

    I'd like to hear from the cyclist so we can have a balanced view.
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  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Did he wave at passing doggers? If not, then is this the beginning of the demise of the doggers' wave?

    I often moo or baa at the relevant animals but only when cycling
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,369
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Did he wave at passing doggers? If not, then is this the beginning of the demise of the doggers' wave?

    I often moo or baa at the relevant animals but only when cycling

    Yes, you are often found cycling through fields, aren't you?
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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    I hit a pigeon the other day, the thing just flew into my wheel. I looked back, it didn't look good, a soon to be ex-pigeon I think. I felt bad, for a while.
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