Friday

my_grandadʹs_bike

pinarello001 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

my grandad's bike wrote:

I'm actually going to go out on my bike this evening instead of cleaning my car or finding a new wife. Hopefully have a few beers after our ride

Well that's kinda dull. I just Veeted in the shower, but I won't tell you what parts I actually Veeted or what patterns I made out of boredom. Just so you have a mental picture of that whilst riding.

mgb (unfortunate acronym for someone under 60) will have to cleanse his mind with a lengthy bike ride after infusing his grey matter with those images.

Think I should have stayed down the pub :? Was a bit dull though unlike events unfolding on here tonight - maybe!

Stevo_666

The whoosh is on you pal - here's a clue

Matthewfalle

homers double wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Now that's a nice piece of meat my son. Chapeau.

As an aside, should Mrs HD come back a tad worse for wear tonight, and chance of some piccies of her norks?

Would you settle for a pic of her pussy

Why have you got ghostly butterflies flying about your front room? That sort of stuff is well spooky.

Now, back to the norks........

pinno

Have you got any experience of Veet mgb?

Guess it should be re-marketed as Bush-be-gone Stevo?!

Matthewfalle

Stevo 666 wrote:

The whoosh is on you pal - here's a clue

Are you saying I have a vagina? If so, why hasn't it been picked up on any of the medicals I have had over the years?

I want my money back. Frickin' doctors, all the same.

my_grandadʹs_bike

In a reversal of the old stereotype I nick the "ladies" of the household razors and clog them up with fluff and stuff so they cut their legs when they use them after me

pinno

Quick check for you MF:

Look good, feels good. Nope.
Looks bad, feels bad. Nope.
Looks good, feels good. Nope.
Looks bad, feels good. Yep, that's the one.

Good move mgb. I use the OH's multi blade thingy.