The Milton Thread
stevewj
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Went to see him at the Warwick Art Centre last night - not a fan but my wife likes him (on Mock the Week etc) - what a great night - second half included an hour long convoluted story made entirely of one liners and not a single swear word, innuendo or rudeness !!!!!!!!! That takes real talent - thoroughly recommended.
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f@cking brilliant...0
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Had to google him, but soon as I saw his photo realised I like him :-)0
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neat
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Anyone use a camelbak for cycling? I've got one for my mtb, just wondered how to clean it?"The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby0 -
Thats fine.
Its best just to use water, get home, empty the bladder and keep it in the freezer as no germs or bacteria can grow.
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So it seems now I've seen the forum I've been had “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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No good for cleaning up bearings prior to re-assembly and I heard it makes them very difficult to adjust. You have to do the fine adjustment with the wheel skewers if you use this stuff.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Didn't Bananarama do a song about him being 'gone too long' ?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Damn good with micro bacteria. Sh!t at adjusting bearings.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Wrote a farcical novel about money and the state which was quite funny in some bits but give him a cone spanner and :roll:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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I knew there was a fluid call Milton.... yes yes....
Is this like Milton Keynes as a liquid.... brill0 -
“The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another.”
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go Milton...
he's available as a fluid. see other0 -
actually I don't know who this is...
Is he chocolate Hershey? :?0 -
brother was a great painter I think....
not good with a flat tyre... just not pretty at all.0 -
I know nothing about Milton Keynes.
There's a bowl there... I suppose I know that...0 -
Now we have a quadruple Milton. Does that mean 4 bearing races and 2 axles and 1 bike? Better get some grease...seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Milton Hershey is the chocolate just read about it...0
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I thought I had my own little fan club when I saw the title of this thread.0
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Titter, sadly not aye... just a load of bolloX as usual.... 0
