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The Milton Thread

stevewjstevewj Posts: 235
edited April 2015 in The cake stop
Went to see him at the Warwick Art Centre last night - not a fan but my wife likes him (on Mock the Week etc) - what a great night - second half included an hour long convoluted story made entirely of one liners and not a single swear word, innuendo or rudeness !!!!!!!!! That takes real talent - thoroughly recommended.

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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    [email protected] brilliant...
  • southdownswolfsouthdownswolf Posts: 1,514
    Had to google him, but soon as I saw his photo realised I like him :-)
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
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  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    neat :):D:):)
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FopcSCMIXY

    observation on sports teachers :)
  • Milton-Sterilising-Fluid-6874.jpg?o=nM$2W2driDCYCQTP$BwQQOY$8KYj&V=lb0o&w=800&h=800&q=80

    Anyone use a camelbak for cycling? I've got one for my mtb, just wondered how to clean it?
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,092
    Thats fine.

    Its best just to use water, get home, empty the bladder and keep it in the freezer as no germs or bacteria can grow.

    Edit
    So it seems now I've seen the forum I've been had :D
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,627
    No good for cleaning up bearings prior to re-assembly and I heard it makes them very difficult to adjust. You have to do the fine adjustment with the wheel skewers if you use this stuff.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,627
    Didn't Bananarama do a song about him being 'gone too long' ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,627
    Damn good with micro bacteria. Sh!t at adjusting bearings.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,627
    Wrote a farcical novel about money and the state which was quite funny in some bits but give him a cone spanner and :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I knew there was a fluid call Milton.... yes yes.... :):):):)
    Is this like Milton Keynes as a liquid.... brill
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    “The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another.”

    :? :? :shock: :o:(:):cry::)

    go Milton...

    he's available as a fluid. see other
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    actually I don't know who this is...

    Is he chocolate Hershey? :?
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    brother was a great painter I think....

    not good with a flat tyre... just not pretty at all.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I know nothing about Milton Keynes.

    There's a bowl there... I suppose I know that...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,627
    Now we have a quadruple Milton. Does that mean 4 bearing races and 2 axles and 1 bike? Better get some grease...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Milton Hershey is the chocolate just read about it...
  • milton50milton50 Posts: 3,856
    I thought I had my own little fan club when I saw the title of this thread.
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Titter, sadly not aye... just a load of bolloX as usual.... :)
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,627
    Milton50 wrote:
    I thought I had my own little fan club when I saw the title of this thread.

    Are you any good at re-greasing your wheel bearings?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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