The Milton Thread

stevewj
stevewj Posts: 227
edited April 2015 in The cake stop
Went to see him at the Warwick Art Centre last night - not a fan but my wife likes him (on Mock the Week etc) - what a great night - second half included an hour long convoluted story made entirely of one liners and not a single swear word, innuendo or rudeness !!!!!!!!! That takes real talent - thoroughly recommended.

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  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    f@cking brilliant...
  • southdownswolf
    southdownswolf Posts: 1,525
    Had to google him, but soon as I saw his photo realised I like him :-)
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    milty%20rainbow.png
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Milton_Keynes_Map.jpg
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    what-milton-hershey-taught-me-about-strategy-600-JM.png
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    neat :):D:):)
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FopcSCMIXY

    observation on sports teachers :)
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    Milton-Sterilising-Fluid-6874.jpg?o=nM$2W2driDCYCQTP$BwQQOY$8KYj&V=lb0o&w=800&h=800&q=80

    Anyone use a camelbak for cycling? I've got one for my mtb, just wondered how to clean it?
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Thats fine.

    Its best just to use water, get home, empty the bladder and keep it in the freezer as no germs or bacteria can grow.

    Edit
    So it seems now I've seen the forum I've been had :D
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    No good for cleaning up bearings prior to re-assembly and I heard it makes them very difficult to adjust. You have to do the fine adjustment with the wheel skewers if you use this stuff.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Didn't Bananarama do a song about him being 'gone too long' ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Damn good with micro bacteria. Sh!t at adjusting bearings.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Wrote a farcical novel about money and the state which was quite funny in some bits but give him a cone spanner and :roll:
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I knew there was a fluid call Milton.... yes yes.... :):):):)
    Is this like Milton Keynes as a liquid.... brill
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    “The great virtue of a free market system is that it does not care what color people are; it does not care what their religion is; it only cares whether they can produce something you want to buy. It is the most effective system we have discovered to enable people who hate one another to deal with one another and help one another.”

    :? :? :shock: :o:(:):cry::)

    go Milton...

    he's available as a fluid. see other
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    actually I don't know who this is...

    Is he chocolate Hershey? :?
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    brother was a great painter I think....

    not good with a flat tyre... just not pretty at all.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    I know nothing about Milton Keynes.

    There's a bowl there... I suppose I know that...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Now we have a quadruple Milton. Does that mean 4 bearing races and 2 axles and 1 bike? Better get some grease...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Milton Hershey is the chocolate just read about it...
  • milton50
    milton50 Posts: 3,856
    I thought I had my own little fan club when I saw the title of this thread.
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Titter, sadly not aye... just a load of bolloX as usual.... :)
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Milton50 wrote:
    I thought I had my own little fan club when I saw the title of this thread.

    Are you any good at re-greasing your wheel bearings?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!