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pinnopinno Posts: 38,214
edited March 2015 in The bottom bracket
Ow's yoo lot of Sunday loafers dooin?

Tryin to teach the liitle one's how to work threshin' machin' is a problem an if that ealth an safeti bloke cums roun ere once more, eye'll chuck im in my combine 'aaarvester. Yew won't see 'im again.

Stuck with twiglets today. Swimming pool's not open till 10am. Rather than make the baaath a mess, we can leave the 'slick' behind at the local municipal.

Laters 'orse lovers.
S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
W - Wiggle Honda

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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    Mornin'

    Half decent lie in has been had and i feel human again. Just booked tickets to see Stiff Little Fingers at Kentish Town Forum on Thursday so looking forward to that 8) . Later will involve jobs and probably keeping tabs on the football: Scousers v Manure should be an entertaining match.

    also considering whether to update my CV for a job opening that came up in FTSE 250 company which looks quite interesting.
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,214
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Mornin'

    Half decent...

    ...football: Scousers v Manure should be an entertaining match.

    also considering whether to update my CV for a job opening that came up in FTSE 250 company which looks quite interesting.

    Tart.

    A draw please.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    edited March 2015
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Mornin'

    Half decent...

    ...football: Scousers vSs Manure should be an entertaining match.

    also considering whether to update my CV for a job opening that came up in FTSE 250 company which looks quite interesting.

    Tart.

    A draw please.
    As in job tart? If so, guilty as charged M'lud :)

    Don't care who wins the early kick off.
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  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    I enjoyed all but 80 minutes of my day. Anyway home. The Cotswolds are great for cycling (and shooting)
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    sa0u823e wrote:
    I enjoyed all but 80 minutes of my day.
    Anything to do with this?

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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,318 Lives Here
    Evening all,
    Not done a huge amount today, which is fine. Should have done more, but I enjoyed my day.
  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    No just we only had about 10 minutes of good play before half time. I found that a shock then hilarious
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,065
    Lots of family time = good books

    Also means no decent bike ride :( all topped out by shoot football
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    matthew h wrote:
    Lots of family time = good books

    Also means no decent bike ride :( all topped out by shoot football
    My day was a bit like that, except for the family time and the censored football :P Now trying to update my CV before MOTD starts...
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  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    I need some new driving shoes
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    sa0u823e wrote:
    I need some new driving shoes
    Unless you're doing a track day, don't you just drive in whatever shoes you happen to be wearing?
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  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    No, ruin good shoes doing that! Wearing the heel and risking scuffs on the leather.

    Secondly they look good when walking around on the continent and I'm in Paris this week then nice for the weekend if the company is good. I like tods but Christ they cost a lot
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    sa0u823e wrote:
    No, ruin good shoes doing that! Wearing the heel and risking scuffs on the leather.

    Secondly they look good when walking around on the continent and I'm in Paris this week then nice for the weekend if the company is good. I like tods but Christ they cost a lot
    Ahh - those type of shoes.

    PS: booking for the uplift will open this time next week - will drop you a line at the time.
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  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    Ace.

    Yeah I don't own a track Porsche yet :( nor does my golf have racing pedals lol
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  • FatTedFatTed Posts: 1,214
    sa0u823e wrote:
    No, ruin good shoes doing that! Wearing the heel and risking scuffs on the leather.

    Secondly they look good when walking around on the continent and I'm in Paris this week then nice for the weekend if the company is good. I like tods but Christ they cost a lot

    You could buy that type of shoe from Zara for a 10th of the price (and quality)
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    sa0u823e wrote:
    No, ruin good shoes doing that! Wearing the heel and risking scuffs on the leather.

    Secondly they look good when walking around on the continent and I'm in Paris this week then nice for the weekend if the company is good. I like tods but Christ they cost a lot
    There's a touch of the Patrick Bateman's about you sa0 :D Just roughly, how many women have you killed this year?
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  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    FatTed wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    No, ruin good shoes doing that! Wearing the heel and risking scuffs on the leather.

    Secondly they look good when walking around on the continent and I'm in Paris this week then nice for the weekend if the company is good. I like tods but Christ they cost a lot

    You could buy that type of shoe from Zara for a 10th of the price (and quality)

    I could but quality is a concern, however given the lifespan of such shoes I'll go to Aldo or somewhere for the middle ground.

    Seano, I'll take that as a compliment and then just say before Stevo or someone pops up and state that each new girl I date is because the other one didn't work out, not because they are dead!
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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,585
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Seano, I'll take that as a compliment and then just say before Stevo or someone pops up and state that each new girl I date is because the other one didn't work out, not because they are dead!
    Beaten to it, not sure how you'll ever prove it though. I hear there are a lot of ditches in Liverpool.
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  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,065
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    sa0u823e wrote:
    Seano, I'll take that as a compliment and then just say before Stevo or someone pops up and state that each new girl I date is because the other one didn't work out, not because they are dead!
    Beaten to it, not sure how you'll ever prove it though. I hear there are a lot of ditches in Liverpool.

    I somehow envisage a fritzel extension
  • FlâneurFlâneur Posts: 3,027
    I feel like this is getting out of hand and should anything happen to any of these ladies I am going to become a suspect!

    Cheers gents
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  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,214
    sa0u823e wrote:
    I feel like this is getting out of hand and should anything happen to any of these ladies I am going to become a suspect!

    Cheers gents

    You're welcome.

    How about we put an ad out for you?

    I had one a while back.

    "Wanted. Woman who can gut fish, sew, cook and owns a motor boat. Please send pictures of motor boat"

    I had one response. It wasn't the response I expected but it was a response. Theoretically, the best job advert attracts one candidate. This (theoretically) could be transferred to attracting women. By the sounds of it (forgetting names etc), I don't think you can afford to be fussy.
    Bally told me that he married something that looks like the back end of a Rhino and that was 54 years ago. Think of what she looks like now. She has been ever grateful, never worried when he strayed and has been happy living on Spar tinned dog food for the duration. I think you should take a leaf out of his book. Good looking women are just trouble and to them, the grass is greener on the other side.

    Herendeth Pina's Monday sermon.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year."
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