The Ali G Sunday thread.

pinno

Got da little one's today as someone needs to brin in da moolar. as bin swimmin so far now watchin aminal in da hat fe da countless bells . kelly preston iz worth watchin again an' again.

Still awaitin furtha developments in da communtin chat wiv da smile on me face.

laters.

Flâneur

Got in wanted to die. Went for a ride after an injection, struggled came Home curled up in bed to die some more. Got a date on Friday but I don't know the girls name....

Stevo_666

Efternuin aw. Weel the-day has bin a mixed a body. Got lots ay jobs dain (but mair tae do) an' e'en gart lunch fur th' epo as its mothers day an' i', feelin' generoos . Chelsea only drew but a point's a point sae i'll tak' 'at.

team47b

Well I went hout fe da sweet Hindian meal fe grub an' drank some bea, hit iz da tough job but someone has to do hit!

Flâneur

When did you all go full retard. One was enough

team47b

Why iz yous bangin wicked? Is it coz I is black, sa0u94dbmjgs24?ghu?

veronese68

Am I in the right place? Hang on, it's full of retards. Yep, I've got the right place.
Evening all, pleasant day for me. Froze my tits off watching the lad playing rugby, he didn't get injured so that's good. Cooked a roast for the family then sat around for a bit. Off to the pub now.

Stevo_666

Shall we let dem in on why we're actin dig retards?

tim_wand

Please don't use " That Word " the communters managed to cull more of us than Clarkson last time it appeared

tlw1

Great family day, which is a shame, because I wanted to go cycling

Flâneur

Ignorance is probably bliss. I am just about alive now, how did I drink like that most nights of the week in my youth and work and exercise.

Can't have it all eh Matthew

tlw1

sa0u823e wrote:

Ignorance is probably bliss. I am just about alive now, how did I drink like that most nights of the week in my youth and work and exercise.

Can't have it all eh Matthew

True

Def not had sleep, I've just worked out 8 hrs kip since 5.30am on Friday morning!

pinno

team47b wrote:

Why iz yous bangin wicked? Is it coz I is black, sa0u94dbmjgs24?ghu?

Stevo 666 wrote:

Shall we let dem in on why we're actin dig retards?

Narr, don't. dey iz gonna be thinkin about dis fe while.

Flâneur

To give you all a laugh, I have a conversation going with a girl I asked for a date from last night, problem is I have no idea what her name is

pinno

sa0u823e wrote:

To give you all a laugh, I have a conversation going with a girl I asked for a date from last night, problem is I have no idea what her name is

I presume you got the basics right and know her age?

veronese68

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Shall we let dem in on why we're actin dig retards?

Narr, don't. dey iz gonna be thinkin about dis fe while.

Safe in the knowledge that ignorance is bliss, the last thing I want to do is think about what goes on in your mind.

Flâneur

pinarello001 wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

To give you all a laugh, I have a conversation going with a girl I asked for a date from last night, problem is I have no idea what her name is

I presume you got the basics right and know her age?

She was in a bar, thats a good defence right? For someone who tries to be a gentlemen I seriously manage to cast doubt. I did know her name last night, I'm just not sure It is right

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

To give you all a laugh, I have a conversation going with a girl I asked for a date from last night, problem is I have no idea what her name is

I presume you got the basics right and know her age?

Give him the benefit of the doubt, he's a Liverpool supporter not a Sunderland player.

Flâneur

Cheers Stevo

She is also a teacher so I feel that question doesn't need to be asked

pinno

sa0u823e wrote:

Cheers Stevo

She is also a teacher so I feel that question doesn't need to be asked

Her life will be like this:

Full of energy come the end of the summer holidays except getting stressed before the beginning of term. Gets more and more tired towards Christmas during that long haul into winter and spends all her evenings marking and picks up all the bugs going around school which she will pass to you (this combined with menstruation is a heady mix) and she further deteriorates towards the mock exams, gets even more stressed/ill towards the end of the school year during the proper exams then spends 4 weeks of the summer holidays recovering and you'll get the 'real' she [put in name of your choice] for the the remaining 3 weeks of summer providing that she isn't called up for co-curricular activities that she signed up for because the school want more community involvement to which she has no choice morally, to decline. Plus trying to fit in the school disco's and school fete's that she signed up for unwittingly as it was in the employment contract but was too excited to read it properly because she was so happy to get out of the last school where she got more and more tired towards Christmas during that long haul...
I forgot to add the PTA meetings once a month to discuss Tarquin and Porsche's developmental learning plan providing she isn't teaching in a sink area where she'll be accused of assaulting or sexually harassing 'My little Johnny ('ees a good lad 'im) every five minutes and will be dying her hair all colours of the rainbow through the school year due to the resultant unfathomable self esteem problems and suicidal thoughts that you will not ever solve.

However, if she floats your boat...

RDW

pinarello001 wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

Cheers Stevo

She is also a teacher so I feel that question doesn't need to be asked

Her life will be like this:

Full of energy come the end of the summer holidays except getting stressed before the beginning of term. Gets more and more tired towards Christmas during that long haul into winter and spends all her evenings marking and picks up all the bugs going around school which she will pass to you (this combined with menstruation is a heady mix) and she further deteriorates towards the mock exams, gets even more stressed/ill towards the end of the school year during the proper exams then spends 4 weeks of the summer holidays recovering and you'll get the 'real' she [put in name of your choice] for the the remaining 3 weeks of summer providing that she isn't called up for co-curricular activities that she signed up for because the school want more community involvement to which she has no choice morally, to decline. Plus trying to fit in the school disco's and school fete's that she signed up for unwittingly as it was in the employment contract but was too excited to read it properly because she was so happy to get out of the last school where she got more and more tired towards Christmas during that long haul...
I forgot to add the PTA meetings once a month to discuss Tarquin and Porsche's developmental learning plan providing she isn't teaching in a sink area where she'll be accused of assaulting or sexually harassing 'My little Johnny ('ees a good lad 'im) every five minutes and will be dying her hair all colours of the rainbow through the school year due to the resultant unfathomable self esteem problems and suicidal thoughts that you will not ever solve.

However, if she floats your boat...

For real.

Flâneur

Pina, what does your better half do?

veronese68

pinarello001 wrote:

...will be dying her hair all colours of the rainbow through the school year due to the resultant unfathomable self esteem problems and suicidal thoughts that you will not ever solve...

Wouldn't being Mrs Piña cause these?

team47b

sa0u823e wrote:

Pina, what does your better half do?

I don't think 'date' is a likely answer, but I suppose you had to ask

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

...will be dying her hair all colours of the rainbow through the school year due to the resultant unfathomable self esteem problems and suicidal thoughts that you will not ever solve...

Wouldn't being Mrs Piña cause these?

Did anyone hear the sound of a penny dropping in Stranraer?

Flâneur

team47b wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

Pina, what does your better half do?

I don't think 'date' is a likely answer, but I suppose you had to ask

Think Pina rushed home

pinno

The only thing I have learnt about women is that they are like wheel barrows: Tricky to push and dead easy to upset.

tlw1

pinarello001 wrote:

The only thing I have learnt about women is that they are like wheel barrows: Tricky to push and dead easy to upset.

and can be loaded from the front or back?

Flâneur

Home run there from Mr H

pblakeney

pinarello001 wrote:

The only thing I have learnt about women is that they are like wheel barrows: Tricky to push and dead easy to upset.

You can pull them though.

pinno

PBlakeney wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

The only thing I have learnt about women is that they are like wheel barrows: Tricky to push and dead easy to upset.

You can pull them though.

Make sure they are always pointing in the right direction when you load them up.