Abusive kids!

Dannyboy95

Morning flemwads!

Went for a pint with my mate last night and he was telling me that he went for a ride and did his usual circuit and on his was back home bumped into 2 young polite gentlemen aged about 11 or 12 anyway they were shouting 'w*nker' at him so my mate proceeded to confront the young lads with the obligatory 'who do you think your talking to' ect ect. So he did another loop of his circuit and bumped into the same lads and they shouted it again so he confronted them again threatening 'i take you to your parents house' blah blah. My take on this is he has made a school boy error (no pun intended) he has given the lads exactly what they wanted and that is a reaction. The best thing he could have done was to completely ignore them but instead he gave them a reaction twice. I told my mate this and he kicked off saying 'why should I let them get away with it'. Personally no one likes foul mouthed little scroutes but at the end of the day there kids still sh*tting yellow. Anyone had an experience like that?

rockmonkeysc

You just need a good come back, their tiny minds can't cope with it and they just slope off in to the night.
Last time I saw teenagers call a bloke a w@nker he just said "shame your dad wasn't one" and although it was fairly censored as a come back they were stumped.

tlw1

ride at that them at speed - scare the ferkers

FishFish

I've not had such an experience since I was a teenager.

oodboo

Riding home the other week through the woods I passed a few kids who threatened to "milk me". I just laughed and explained that it sounds like they want to suck me off and advised them to think of a better threat next time.

Chunkers1980

If they were male that sounds like an awful threat. But perhaps you like that sort of thing ;-)

oodboo

They were male, the one who said it was promptly ridiculed by his mates when I explained how it came across. Anyway, it's not the mouth on your obvious that makes you gay, it's the obvious in your mouth.

Dannyboy95

Great stuff hahah

Stevo_666

As this is the CC: if you think you can 'ave them, leave them in a ditch with their head pointing backwards (leave out the hooker stuff before that). If not, pedal like censored and give them some verbal.

coulddobetter

Came across a couple who thought sticking a large tree branch in the middle of a road was fun. Collared them near their home. One pissed himself !

kinioo

oodboo wrote:

Riding home the other week through the woods I passed a few kids who threatened to "milk me". I just laughed and explained that it sounds like they want to suck me off and advised them to think of a better threat next time.

Are you sure it wasnt Halloween night and they didnt mean 'treat or trick' ??...