Today, it may be slightly windy

Matthewfalle

Anyone riding today? Day off, so turbo/weights session then a pizza for lunch methinks.

Stevo_666

Nope, last night out plus crap weather plus a dose of CBA means I'm on the train again. Cycling will resume next week...

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

Nope, last night out plus crap weather plus a dose of CBA means I'm on the train again. Cycling will resume next week...

On the train already :shock:

Anyone would think you're a workaholic :P

Stevo_666

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Nope, last night out plus crap weather plus a dose of CBA means I'm on the train again. Cycling will resume next week...

On the train already :shock:

Anyone would think you're a workaholic :P

No. I just work. Someone has to keep the average up around here

slowmart

Stevo 666 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Nope, last night out plus crap weather plus a dose of CBA means I'm on the train again. Cycling will resume next week...

On the train already :shock:

Anyone would think you're a workaholic :P

No. I just work. Someone has to keep the average up around here

And if you used your intelligence in a worthwhile career, medicine for one, you would be perusing the young nursing staff instead so quit moaning devils spawn as its karma biting back

Flâneur

did i stray into the I'm a half hearted commuter section by accident. Emailing from home to miss the traffic (probably means I get stuck behind a tractor instead) then a day of malpractice hearings and listening to bad excuses and terrible pleas

mmm lunch what shall I get

slowmart

sa0u823e wrote:

then a day of malpractice hearings and listening to bad excuses and terrible pleas

I'd stay at home as it sounds like they all are all guilty as sin and should be legally reamed at the earliest opportunity by something inappropriately large and painful

Anonymous

In early doors to complete a project I'm working on and also had a professional take my photo. Cue laughs from the team 'he's a photographer, not a magician'. Wahey!

Heading home home tonight so will take the bike and hopefully cover many new forest miles.

slowbike

that was hard work ... 10 miles into a headwind ... very little respite ... and to cap it all, the first 6 miles are generally uphill, a quick blast down and then the grind started again ...
I wasn't going for speed as I rode my CX in full commuting mode ... but the winter roadbike would've been a tad easier.

veronese68

Wobbled in this morning, rather slowly for most of it. Lots of deer on the path through the park. They stink. Stopped at the post office to pick up a registered letter, wish I hadn't bothered. It's the party wall agreement from the guy that bought the place next door. He said we'd need to sign one as he was taking out a chimney breast. The fat slug forgot to mention that he's also taking off the back wall and part of the side wall. That's a bit more than taking out a chimney breast! Anyone know a good structural engineer around Kingston?
Not happy now, hopefully a fry up will cheer me up later.

Matthewfalle

Veronese68 wrote:

Wobbled in this morning, rather slowly for most of it. Lots of deer on the path through the park. They stink. Stopped at the post office to pick up a registered letter, wish I hadn't bothered. It's the party wall agreement from the guy that bought the place next door. He said we'd need to sign one as he was taking out a chimney breast. The fat slug forgot to mention that he's also taking off the back wall and part of the side wall. That's a bit more than taking out a chimney breast! Anyone know a good structural engineer around Kingston?
Not happy now, hopefully a fry up will cheer me up later.

I don't know any structural engineers but I do know lots of people who could blow up his house if you want. Not sure how it would affect any party wall agreement though.

chris_bass

Wasn't too windy in the Midlands, so there is finally a reason to live here!

Flâneur

Slowmart wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

then a day of malpractice hearings and listening to bad excuses and terrible pleas

I'd stay at home as it sounds like they all are all guilty as sin and should be legally reamed at the earliest opportunity by something inappropriately large and painful

Wish I had stayed at home. Finished at 8pm went on a date without eating, drank gin god knows what damage has been caused. On the other hand I was dapper, best dressed in the bar

Matthewfalle

sa0u823e wrote:

Slowmart wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

then a day of malpractice hearings and listening to bad excuses and terrible pleas

I'd stay at home as it sounds like they all are all guilty as sin and should be legally reamed at the earliest opportunity by something inappropriately large and painful

Wish I had stayed at home. Finished at 8pm went on a date without eating, drank gin god knows what damage has been caused. On the other hand I was dapper, best dressed in the bar

Did you snog him/her? Any pic cries of her norks available? No requirement for moob piccies though..."...

tlw1

sa0u823e wrote:

Slowmart wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

then a day of malpractice hearings and listening to bad excuses and terrible pleas

I'd stay at home as it sounds like they all are all guilty as sin and should be legally reamed at the earliest opportunity by something inappropriately large and painful

Wish I had stayed at home. Finished at 8pm went on a date without eating, drank gin god knows what damage has been caused. On the other hand I was dapper, best dressed in the bar

Until you were sick on yourself!

Stevo_666

sa0u823e wrote:

Wish I had stayed at home. Finished at 8pm went on a date without eating, drank gin god knows what damage has been caused. On the other hand I was dapper, best dressed in the bar

How difficult is that on Merseyside?

slowmart

Stevo 666 wrote:

sa0u823e wrote:

Wish I had stayed at home. Finished at 8pm went on a date without eating, drank gin god knows what damage has been caused. On the other hand I was dapper, best dressed in the bar

How difficult is that on Merseyside?

Sounds like he kept looking at himself in a mirror rather than his date………

veronese68

Matthewfalle wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Wobbled in this morning, rather slowly for most of it. Lots of deer on the path through the park. They stink. Stopped at the post office to pick up a registered letter, wish I hadn't bothered. It's the party wall agreement from the guy that bought the place next door. He said we'd need to sign one as he was taking out a chimney breast. The fat slug forgot to mention that he's also taking off the back wall and part of the side wall. That's a bit more than taking out a chimney breast! Anyone know a good structural engineer around Kingston?
Not happy now, hopefully a fry up will cheer me up later.

I don't know any structural engineers but I do know lots of people who could blow up his house if you want. Not sure how it would affect any party wall agreement though.

Can they blow up half of a semi without making any mess in the other half?

Matthewfalle

Veronese68 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Wobbled in this morning, rather slowly for most of it. Lots of deer on the path through the park. They stink. Stopped at the post office to pick up a registered letter, wish I hadn't bothered. It's the party wall agreement from the guy that bought the place next door. He said we'd need to sign one as he was taking out a chimney breast. The fat slug forgot to mention that he's also taking off the back wall and part of the side wall. That's a bit more than taking out a chimney breast! Anyone know a good structural engineer around Kingston?
Not happy now, hopefully a fry up will cheer me up later.

I don't know any structural engineers but I do know lots of people who could blow up his house if you want. Not sure how it would affect any party wall agreement though.

Can they blow up half of a semi without making any mess in the other half?

Yup. No dramas, as they say in the trade. Alternatively, we could always drive a tank through his side. Probably make the local news as well, so we could all hang out in the background with placards proclaiming Piña as the next great overlord of the world.

veronese68

The tank would be good. You might have to go through a couple of houses at the back. There's not much room to manoeuvre round here.
It's a bit stinky mind, he's taken out the old outside khazi and left the soil pipe open.

Matthewfalle

No problem at all. If anyone moans we will just call it The Gaza Look and say that it was a Changing Rooms idea and that it'll all be on telly as a Christmas Special.

Then we'll all run off in separate directions and they'll never catch us. The bloke in the tank can just drive off really slowly and hope that he blends into the background, all inconspicuous, like.

pinno

Yay! Pina, the first slap head overlord since Blofeld. I'm up for that, where do i sign, has anyone got a spare white cat or a bucket of paint?

Windy cold, brrrr. That damn Castelli Alpha jacket is down to £187, according to the pop-up. Pity sponds are going on the clandestine meeting, where we will work on world domination.
Managed to scratch my nose on the Hawthorn I was cutting this week, that's ok but it's hard to blow my right nostril without pain and knocking the scab off so the result is an obstinate crusty plug that's formed. If you hear the sound of breaking glass, it's 'cos i've sneezed.

Laters.