Not the Mamas and the Papas Sunday Sunday thread

pinno

Roast Chicken for dinner with all the trimmings.

Thing two (2yrs 4 months) pulls the Broccoli off her plate and says "It's all right tree" in a sorry sort of voice.

Where tf is everyone? Even the flies that surround the absent tur,,, sorry, crudder have disappeared.

Laters.

tlw1

One crudder reporting for duty

Great family day today, with the highlight being rugrat ones first time out with the local rugby club - he hasn't stopped smiling since

veronese68

Excellent, glad he enjoyed it. My rather larger lump had rugby training today, also came home grinning like a loon and covered in mud. Another match next week. His mother is not allowed to watch, she will shout to much and may attack any member of the other team that hurts her 'little' boy.
Nice day today, walk and a pint by the river with various members of extended family then food at my parents. Sneaky drink this evening just to polish the weeknd off as it started.
Do I count as a crudder?

team47b

pinarello001 wrote:

Roast Chicken for dinner with all the trimmings.

Thing two (2yrs 4 months) pulls the Broccoli off her plate and says "It's all right tree" in a sorry sort of voice.

Fancy making the veg look like foliage, wait 'till she finds out where the little chick went...

veronese68

At one of our Christmas parties a few years back a man in his late 50s picked up a piece of broccoli and demanded to know "what are these little trees then?" as he'd never seen broccoli before.

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Where tf is everyone? Even the flies that surround the absent tur,,, sorry, crudder have disappeared.

Some people are busy having gravity related fun. Don't worry, I'll be irritating you as usual later this week

pinno

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Where tf is everyone? Even the flies that surround the absent tur,,, sorry, crudder have disappeared.

Some people are busy having gravity related fun. Don't worry, I'll be irritating you as usual later this week

Ah good. It does get pretty dull around here when everybody is being all nicey nicey.

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Where tf is everyone? Even the flies that surround the absent tur,,, sorry, crudder have disappeared.

Some people are busy having gravity related fun. Don't worry, I'll be irritating you as usual later this week

Ah good. It does get pretty dull around here when everybody is being all nicey nicey.

Up yours Pinarello, spouting the usual rubbish I see.

Anyway, My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination.

I said, "Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination."

That showed her.

pinno

Seantheconn on BR at this time of night! Has the track pump packed up?

seanoconn

pinarello001 wrote:

Seantheconn on BR at this time of night! Has the track pump packed up?

Bridzilla is currently googling wedding dresses.

tlw1

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Seantheconn on BR at this time of night! Has the track pump packed up?

Bridzilla is currently googling wedding dresses.

On eBay?

pinno

Belinska O'Connor. Not sure it rolls of the tongue. I guess that's a little 'Guinness Vodka'.

ballysmate

pinarello001 wrote:

Belinska O'Connor. Not sure it rolls of the tongue. I guess that's a little 'Guinness Vodka'.

:roll:

Stevo_666

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Seantheconn on BR at this time of night! Has the track pump packed up?

Bridzilla is currently googling wedding dresses.

Remember, there is a substance that reduces women's sex drive by 90%. Its called wedding cake.

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Seantheconn on BR at this time of night! Has the track pump packed up?

Bridzilla is currently googling wedding dresses.

Remember, there is a substance that reduces women's sex drive by 90%. Its called wedding cake.

How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Seantheconn on BR at this time of night! Has the track pump packed up?

Bridzilla is currently googling wedding dresses.

Remember, there is a substance that reduces women's sex drive by 90%. Its called wedding cake.

How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her.

The reason why all brides smile in their wedding pics is because they know they've just dished out their last BJ.