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Most awkward Christmas gift received

Dannyboy95Dannyboy95 Posts: 245
edited December 2014 in The Crudcatcher
Just wondered whats the most awkward xmas gift anyone has received that's has left you lost for words and rather embarrassed im sure there are a few stories to be told here so ill start.

my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:
cosna kick a bo agen a wo and ed it back till it bos-UP HANLEY ME DUCK

NO STAIRWAY....DENIED!

D.Leyland
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  • bg13bg13 Posts: 4,598
    The wife got some 'mood stones' off her step mother who she really doesn't like. They certainly got her in a mood.
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  • NeXXusNeXXus Posts: 854
    Y fronts. Because there is always a retarded relative who insists on buying them for me.
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Dannyboy95 wrote:
    my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:

    Perhaps she was coming on to you :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,811
    An old aunt when I was about 14 bought me a bow and arrow set (fired foam tipped arrows) meant for an 8 year old, she never did understand that despite not seeing us we had grown older than the last time she did see us, mind you she was nuttier than a box of Ferrero Rochet so that could also explain it!
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 26,939 Lives Here
    arran77 wrote:
    Dannyboy95 wrote:
    my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:

    Perhaps she was coming on to you :twisted:
    My thoughts entirely. Did she grab your meat and two veg under the dinner table?
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  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,811
    Or ask if your sausage was big enough?
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • VWsurfbumVWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    I was bought a "Croc pouch" by a work colleague one year. I'll let you do the googling on that one.
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  • welshkevwelshkev Posts: 9,690
    I once received some hankies off my exes nan with the letter 'S' on them.

    When asked why, she said "well his name's Steve" who happened to be her ex and i'd been with her for 4 years!!! That was an awkward Christmas dinner :mrgreen:
  • stubsstubs Posts: 5,001
    Pair of zip up tartan slippers size 7. Last time I wore size 7 was about 40 years ago and I dont think I suit zip up booties just yet
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  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,811
    You may not think it.........
    Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.
  • Dannyboy95Dannyboy95 Posts: 245
    hahahah great stuff
    cosna kick a bo agen a wo and ed it back till it bos-UP HANLEY ME DUCK

    NO STAIRWAY....DENIED!

    D.Leyland
    Current Bike-TREK 4500
    Previous Bikes
    :Giant Roam 3
    :Bianchi Nirone 7
  • AndyAndy Posts: 8,207
    I was once bought a penis enlargement pump! It was really awkward because I already had one and had no use for a second!
  • thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
    I'd heard that the first one wasn't working, so they bought you a second one out of desperation.
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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