Most awkward Christmas gift received
Dannyboy95
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Just wondered whats the most awkward xmas gift anyone has received that's has left you lost for words and rather embarrassed im sure there are a few stories to be told here so ill start.
my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:
my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:
cosna kick a bo agen a wo and ed it back till it bos-UP HANLEY ME DUCK
NO STAIRWAY....DENIED!
D.Leyland
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Previous Bikes
:Giant Roam 3
:Bianchi Nirone 7
NO STAIRWAY....DENIED!
D.Leyland
Current Bike-TREK 4500
Previous Bikes
:Giant Roam 3
:Bianchi Nirone 7
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The wife got some 'mood stones' off her step mother who she really doesn't like. They certainly got her in a mood.Loving life in rural SW France
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Y fronts. Because there is always a retarded relative who insists on buying them for me.And the people bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made.0
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Dannyboy95 wrote:my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:
Perhaps she was coming on to you :twisted:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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An old aunt when I was about 14 bought me a bow and arrow set (fired foam tipped arrows) meant for an 8 year old, she never did understand that despite not seeing us we had grown older than the last time she did see us, mind you she was nuttier than a box of Ferrero Rochet so that could also explain it!Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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My thoughts entirely. Did she grab your meat and two veg under the dinner table?arran77 wrote:Dannyboy95 wrote:my rather twisted aunty bought me a 'Durex gift set' comprising of condoms and various lubricants i was gob smacked it certainly made conversation for the dinner table at xmas! :oops:
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Or ask if your sausage was big enough?Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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I was bought a "Croc pouch" by a work colleague one year. I'll let you do the googling on that one.0
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I once received some hankies off my exes nan with the letter 'S' on them.
When asked why, she said "well his name's Steve" who happened to be her ex and i'd been with her for 4 years!!! That was an awkward Christmas dinner
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Pair of zip up tartan slippers size 7. Last time I wore size 7 was about 40 years ago and I dont think I suit zip up booties just yetFig rolls: proof that god loves cyclists and that she wants us to do another lap0
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You may not think it.........Currently riding a Whyte T130C, X0 drivetrain, Magura Trail brakes converted to mixed wheel size (homebuilt wheels) with 140mm Fox 34 Rhythm and RP23 suspension. 12.2Kg.0
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hahahah great stuffcosna kick a bo agen a wo and ed it back till it bos-UP HANLEY ME DUCK
NO STAIRWAY....DENIED!
D.Leyland
Current Bike-TREK 4500
Previous Bikes
:Giant Roam 3
:Bianchi Nirone 70 -
I was once bought a penis enlargement pump! It was really awkward because I already had one and had no use for a second!0
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I'd heard that the first one wasn't working, so they bought you a second one out of desperation.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
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