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The Pi$$ed Off Monday Thread...

thekickingmulethekickingmule Posts: 7,957
edited December 2014 in The Crudcatcher
Mehning Losers!

Had the best weekend with mates, doing mate things. Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!? I'm so angry that I barely slept. I shall be sending an email asking why, or maybe throw a molotov in their window as I drive to work, I've not decided yet.

Everything is frozen outside, and it just threw down hailstones. This could be an interesting ride to work :?

Laters!
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  • ste_tste_t Posts: 1,599
    Leave some dead hookers in their garden, that'll learn em.

    Morning fools,

    Work meh to the power of meh.

    Laters
  • 2 weeks left till am off for xmas, but censored loads to do. Although only got a 3 day week thanks to some customer meetings.
    Can see this being a tough one..
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,325 Lives Here
    Morning all,
    Going in late as I gave to go to the quacks about my shoulder. I think it's dye to being an old git, but my boss reckons it's censored 's cramp. Should be reasonably busy as there's hardly anyone in at work. That's assuming those that are meant to be there turn up. Might have to stock up on biscuits.
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,075
    meh

    need a holiday
  • RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 15,247
    Day off today. Just marinated my brisket and now enjoying a nice coffee.
  • ste_tste_t Posts: 1,599
    Just marinated my brisket

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
  • RockmonkeySCRockmonkeySC Posts: 15,247
    ste_t wrote:
    Just marinated my brisket

    Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

    No, as far as I know that doesn't mean "relaxing in a gentlemans way". I just innocently rubbed my meat with a dry mix before tieing and wrapping it in clingfilm.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,325 Lives Here
    I wondered if it was a euphemism. Careful, it might fall off if you tie it too tight?
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,633
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P

    Morning Wasters,

    Was a bit nippy on the ride in this morning but at least it woke me up a bit. The top brass are all on an off-site meeting the whole of this week so looks like there's nobody in my part of the office more senior than me. That means a bit of peace hopefully :)
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  • Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • The RookieThe Rookie Posts: 27,676
    Hectic day as
    1/ Had a blood test at the Drs this morning
    2/ The Wife is in hospital for a 'foot reconstruction' (her consultants words)
    3/ Off to India tomorrow and sh!t loads to do as the last few days have been a rush getting ready for Christmas while the wife can still walk (next time will be about the 1st jan!)

    Argh well tomorrow can only be better....maybe!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 39,633
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    So if they turned you down on spec, what does that say about you? :P
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ste_tste_t Posts: 1,599
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    So if they turned you down on spec, what does that say about you? :P

    Maybe they're trying to make the department a bit less rapey
  • ste_t wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    So if they turned you down on spec, what does that say about you? :P

    Maybe they're trying to make the department a bit less rapey
    Where's the fun in that!?
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,075
    ste_t wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    So if they turned you down on spec, what does that say about you? :P

    Maybe they're trying to make the department a bit less rapey
    Where's the fun in that!?

    Depends if you are giving or receiving
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,325 Lives Here
    matthew h wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    So if they turned you down on spec, what does that say about you? :P

    Maybe they're trying to make the department a bit less rapey
    Where's the fun in that!?

    Depends if you are giving or receiving
    Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
  • veronese68 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    ste_t wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Got back home at midnight to find a letter saying I've not been shortlisted for one of the jobs I've applied for. WTF, it's practically the same as what I do now!?
    They probably tracked you down to this forum and saw what a complete tool you are :P
    Judging by what I've found out about their department, I imagine I would have fitted right in ;)
    So if they turned you down on spec, what does that say about you? :P

    Maybe they're trying to make the department a bit less rapey
    Where's the fun in that!?

    Depends if you are giving or receiving
    Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
    And 1 out of 10 is just playing hard to get
    It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
    Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
    Blender Cube AMS Pro
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