I remember when Rock was young...............
solosuperia
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But I can't remember what I came upstairs for!......................
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Thanks, I'm a doctor and I claim my £55.0
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Only another 2,546 of us and you will be able to buy a ferrari!0
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WTF...0
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RideOnTime wrote:WTF...The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
SoloSuperia wrote:But I can't remember what I came upstairs for!......................
I was stressed and in a rush to go out yesterday, couldn't find my mobile, had to use the wife's to ring it to 'hear' where it was, was quiet surprised when something started to ring in my left hand.. had hold of it, amongst a few other items ..DohAll lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....0 -
RideOnTime wrote:WTF...
Yeah I know, I thought you had the monopoly on spouting bolloxs :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
...me and Susie had so much fun...
What are the rules of this one?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I quite often forget what programme it is I'm watching during the ad breaks.0
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Watching telly one night, I decided I would like some cheese and biscuits to go with my beer. I returned from the fridge with my supper and then couldn't find the remote control for the tv. Searched everywhere, but eventually found it when I came to put the cheese away, it was in the fridge. :roll:
The older I get, the better I was.0 -
Getting ready for a rainy ride I did put an overshoe on before realising I had no shoes on. They are a lot easier to get on without shoes.0
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Why is it that every single time I leave the house, lock the door and walk away, then I remember that I nave forgotten to lift something?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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thanks folks,quite enjoyed these and you've made me feel better,that it's not just me that has misplaced the plot0
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Deleted. Can't remember whyPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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It's not just us old ones...
Me and wife at our respective workplaces, get a call from eldest son who's been left in charge of the house and promised to walk the dog. Thought he'd pop out for a bike ride, slammed front door and realised he'd only got the garage key with him. With access to a ladder and various tools he apparently spent nearly an hour trying to get back in through downstairs cloakroom window by dismantling the hinges, but bottled it when he was at the point of plummeting head first into the toilet.
I left work early to rescue him, and was greeted by the sight of him emerging from the garage wearing a pair of blue disposable gloves on his feet like some giant lycra clad frog. Apparently you can't easily climb a ladder in cleated footwear, and he didn't want to get his socks dirty.0 -
Drove across town today to get a refund on some goods I'd just bought, receipt all present and correct. Into the shop, very polite assistant, yes sir it's fine if you want to bring it back, excellent you've got the receipt.
Where are the goods themselves?
Bollox.
Exit shop and drive home, etc....
It's just a hill. Get over it.0