Shall we bother with Thursday?

Sleeper Cell

I'm not sure I can actually be bothered. I got up, then my enthusiasm went downhill from there.

team47b

Not feeling yourself today Mr sleeper cell?

veronese68

Yes, it's a beautiful day. I felt a bit like that until I left the house this morning. Managed to bump into the Mrs as she was going into the station, then had a glorious ride to work in the sunshine. Stopped to take a picture and just enjoy my surroundings. The deer were rather frisky, lots of big stags bellowing at each other. Later I'm going to have lunch in Twickenham with the Mrs so will escape this dump for a while.

I'm sure something will happen to chiss on my pips soon enough though.

byke68

Wet, dull and cold up North, so no, lets not bother.

arran77

That'll be a first, I heard he's a right w@nker

team47b wrote:

Not feeling yourself today Mr sleeper cell?

Stunning sunny day in deepest darkest Berkshire today so even the shite selection of jobs I have to choose from can't dampen my spirits plus I got out of going to London for a meeting today which is even more pleasing 8)

Sleeper Cell

team47b wrote:

Not feeling yourself today Mr sleeper cell?

I can't really be bothered to. I might get my wife to do it for me.

Only 8 minutes to lunch (cheese sarnies), then I have to finish a report I have been procrastinating over for 2 weeks.

Anybody near Amesbury fancy a fight?

veronese68

Sleeper Cell wrote:

Anybody near Amesbury fancy a fight?

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I wouldn't shag you. Besides I'm not near Amesbury.

Sleeper Cell

Veronese68 wrote:

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I wouldn't shag you. Besides I'm not near Amesbury.

How does one decide what category they fall into? I wonder how many people say "sorry love, I'm a fighter not a lover, I'm off out to punch a dwarf you'll have to take care of yourself".

seanoconn

Veronese68 wrote:

Sleeper Cell wrote:

Anybody near Amesbury fancy a fight?

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I wouldn't shag you. Besides I'm not near Amesbury.

The trick is to say you're a lover not a fighter, than lash out ferousiously like a wild beast hoping to connect with your opponents dangly bits.

Sleeper Cell

seanoconn wrote:

The trick is to say you're a lover not a fighter, then lash out ferousiously like a wild beast hoping to connect with your opponents dangly bits.

I can't work out whether this is your description of sneaky fighting or terrible love-making.

seanoconn

Sleeper Cell wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

The trick is to say you're a lover not a fighter, then lash out ferousiously like a wild beast hoping to connect with your opponents dangly bits.

I can't work out whether this is your description of sneaky fighting or terrible love-making.

Possibly terrible fighting or great love making, depending on your opponents persuasion.

Flâneur

What happens if you are both a lover and a fighter does that mean you get something similar to Californications F**kin n Punching?

Anyway blue skies and t-shirt weather in Cheshire today. Just sat outside reading my magazine and enjoying an espresso with a chocolate from Rococo. Could have been that guy and taken a photo and posted it on every media site available. Missed a trick I reckon

May man up and visit the crud catchers in a second

veronese68

Been for lunch with the Mrs, usual fast ride there followed by slow crawl back. Weather was good, got back to my desk and 5 minutes later I look up to see its persisting down. That was lucky.

ballysmate

Nice lunch break - meet the missus for a fast ride.

seanoconn

Veronese68 wrote:

Been for lunch with the Mrs, usual fast ride there followed by slow crawl back. Weather was good, got back to my desk and 5 minutes later I look up to see its persisting down. That was lucky.

It's raining where you are? It's not coming this way is it!?

homers_double

2nd low alcohol night last night I sleep was pretty crappy. Picked up a load of fencing timber at lunch and manage to twit the top of my head on the lock on the inside of my truck top. Fecking hurts too.

On the plus side, it's rib eye steak for tea.

veronese68

seanoconn wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Been for lunch with the Mrs, usual fast ride there followed by slow crawl back. Weather was good, got back to my desk and 5 minutes later I look up to see its persisting down. That was lucky.

It's raining where you are? It's not coming this way is it!?

I can barely see the window from here let alone work out which way it's headed. Short sharp shower, gone now.

seanoconn

homers double wrote:

2nd low alcohol night last night I sleep was pretty crappy. Picked up a load of fencing timber at lunch and manage to twit the top of my head on the lock on the inside of my truck top. ******* hurts too.

On the plus side, it's rib eye steak for tea.

Pics of the head injury?

seanoconn

seanoconn wrote:

homers double wrote:

2nd low alcohol night last night I sleep was pretty crappy. Picked up a load of fencing timber at lunch and manage to twit the top of my head on the lock on the inside of my truck top. ******* hurts too.

On the plus side, it's rib eye steak for tea.

Pics of the head injury?

And it's dinner not tea.

Flâneur

where do you stand on supper Seano

veronese68

sa0u823e wrote:

where do you stand on supper Seano

You eat supper you don't stand on it, honestly :roll:

homers_double

seanoconn wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

homers double wrote:

2nd low alcohol night last night I sleep was pretty crappy. Picked up a load of fencing timber at lunch and manage to twit the top of my head on the lock on the inside of my truck top. ******* hurts too.

On the plus side, it's rib eye steak for tea.

Pics of the head injury?

And it's dinner not tea.

You are quite correct, why I chose to type that is beyond me. Must have been the language of the ruffians at the timber yard rubbing off on me.

p.s, no pics of the top of my head either, sorry.

seanoconn

sa0u823e wrote:

where do you stand on supper Seano

I'd accept supper as the main evening meal.

AlexMac1973

seanoconn wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

homers double wrote:

2nd low alcohol night last night I sleep was pretty crappy. Picked up a load of fencing timber at lunch and manage to twit the top of my head on the lock on the inside of my truck top. ******* hurts too.

On the plus side, it's rib eye steak for tea.

Pics of the head injury?

And it's dinner not tea.

Depends what time of day you eat, could be at high tea for all we know

seanoconn

AlexMac1973 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

homers double wrote:

2nd low alcohol night last night I sleep was pretty crappy. Picked up a load of fencing timber at lunch and manage to twit the top of my head on the lock on the inside of my truck top. ******* hurts too.

On the plus side, it's rib eye steak for tea.

Pics of the head injury?

And it's dinner not tea.

Depends what time of day you eat, could be at high tea for all we know

NO! DINNER IS THE MAIN MEAL OF THE DAY, WHETHER IT BE NOON OR EVENING! AND IM ASSUMING RIB EYE STEAK IS THE MAIN MEAL!

Although I don't have a strong opinion on the matter

homers_double

I'm considering "Brunch" tomorrow!

team47b

Dinner is served in the dining room.

Supper is a working class snack and is must surely be eaten in the scullery.

homers_double

Or the man cave if your wife thinks you're on a diet.

team47b

I have 15 grams of sugar free bran flakes and 18 units of insulin for supper, I know how to live it up

ballysmate

team47b wrote:

Dinner is served in the dining room.

Supper is a working class snack and is must surely be eaten in the scullery.

IIRC Jesus used to take supper did he not. He even had his mates round, all twelve of 'em. He would have been working class, being the son of a chippy.

Edit : Just remembered. Didn't he have a whore there as well? Must have been a cracking night.

team47b

God ran a chip shop? Holy mackerel!