Stevo's Missus Gets Her Own Back

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited September 2014 in The bottom bracket
http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/15/angry-wife-fed-up-with-husbands-porn-viewing-puts-a-surprise-in-his-lunch-4869855/

:P
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    You think I'm Japanese? :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    No, he thinks you are a c*ck sucker. :P
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    And that you spend all night looking at porn for the Big Girls thread :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You think I'm Japanese? :D

    prove that you are not :)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    arran77 wrote:
    And that you spend all night looking at porn for the Big Girls thread :P
    It's not me who gets warnings from the mods for posting brown eye pics :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You think I'm Japanese? :D

    prove that you are not :)
    M'Lud, I call as my first witness.....matthewh :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You think I'm Japanese? :D

    prove that you are not :)
    M'Lud, I call as my first witness.....matthewh :)

    He looks like a sumo wrestler, M'Lud
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    And that you spend all night looking at porn for the Big Girls thread :P
    It's not me who gets warnings from the mods for posting brown eye pics :lol:

    You might not post them but that doesn't prove you're not up all night looking for them :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    And that you spend all night looking at porn for the Big Girls thread :P
    It's not me who gets warnings from the mods for posting brown eye pics :lol:

    You might not post them but that doesn't prove you're not up all night looking for them :wink:

    Be fair Arran. Sometimes the pics are of women. :P
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You think I'm Japanese? :D

    prove that you are not :)
    M'Lud, I call as my first witness.....matthewh :)

    He looks like a sumo wrestler, M'Lud
    What, both of me? :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    And that you spend all night looking at porn for the Big Girls thread :P
    It's not me who gets warnings from the mods for posting brown eye pics :lol:

    You might not post them but that doesn't prove you're not up all night looking for them :wink:

    Be fair Arran. Sometimes the pics are of women. :P

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You think I'm Japanese? :D

    prove that you are not :)
    M'Lud, I call as my first witness.....matthewh :)

    He looks like a sumo wrestler, M'Lud
    What, both of me? :P

    :lol: which reminds me, we need to organise a decent drink
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    matthew h wrote:
    :lol: which reminds me, we need to organise a decent drink
    True, you need an excuse for a business jolly to The Big Smoke, then we need to persuade 'Luigi' to give up one of his weekly drinking trips to the 'Severed Horse's Head' and come into town.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    :lol: which reminds me, we need to organise a decent drink
    True, you need an excuse for a business jolly to The Big Smoke, then we need to persuade 'Luigi' to give up one of his weekly drinking trips to the 'Severed Horse's Head' and come into town.

    ......... or Wales & fat tyres
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    :lol: which reminds me, we need to organise a decent drink
    True, you need an excuse for a business jolly to The Big Smoke, then we need to persuade 'Luigi' to give up one of his weekly drinking trips to the 'Severed Horse's Head' and come into town.

    ......... or Wales & fat tyres
    Now there's a plan :) I know 68 used to do a spot of DH and I could lend out The Bruiser for a day to the 'suspension impoverished'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    :lol: which reminds me, we need to organise a decent drink
    True, you need an excuse for a business jolly to The Big Smoke, then we need to persuade 'Luigi' to give up one of his weekly drinking trips to the 'Severed Horse's Head' and come into town.

    ......... or Wales & fat tyres
    Now there's a plan :) I know 68 used to do a spot of DH and I could lend out The Bruiser for a day to the 'suspension impoverished'.

    :oops: I'm slightly 'suspension impoverished' at the rear
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    matthew h wrote:
    :oops: I'm slightly 'suspension impoverished' at the rear
    I know there's a joke in there somewhere :)

    Not fatal - there are blue runs at Bike Park Wales that even roadies could have a decent go at.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    :lol: which reminds me, we need to organise a decent drink
    True, you need an excuse for a business jolly to The Big Smoke, then we need to persuade 'Luigi' to give up one of his weekly drinking trips to the 'Severed Horse's Head' and come into town.

    ......... or Wales & fat tyres
    Now there's a plan :) I know 68 used to do a spot of DH and I could lend out The Bruiser for a day to the 'suspension impoverished'.

    :oops: I'm slightly 'suspension impoverished' at the rear

    Rear suspensions for people who can't ride properly :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    arran77 wrote:
    Rear suspensions for people who can't ride properly :wink:
    I always thought it was for people who could afford suspension at both ends :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Rear suspensions for people who can't ride properly :wink:
    I always thought it was for people who could afford suspension at both ends :)

    Maybe that too :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Rear suspensions for people who can't ride properly :wink:
    I always thought it was for people who could afford suspension at both ends :)

    Maybe that too :lol:

    No.... I'm a cycling god :)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Rear suspensions for people who can't ride properly :wink:
    I always thought it was for people who could afford suspension at both ends :)

    Maybe that too :lol:

    No.... I'm a cycling god :)

    The god of cycling or just a god who likes to ride a bike?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,324
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.
    Good excuse, but this what we're all thinking :wink:

    chicken.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.

    There we go see, the hardtail mountain bike, the choice of proper riders :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.

    So this is all leading to w.end in the peaks :)
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.

    So this is all leading to w.end in the peaks :)

    Stevo wouldn't be able to keep up on the Panzer, you'd have to get a tag-along for him :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,870
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.

    So this is all leading to w.end in the peaks :)

    Stevo wouldn't be able to keep up on the Panzer, you'd have to get a tag-along for him :wink:

    He can afford to buy his own :)

    Or I can lend him a rigid single speed mtb
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    matthew h wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.

    So this is all leading to w.end in the peaks :)

    Stevo wouldn't be able to keep up on the Panzer, you'd have to get a tag-along for him :wink:

    He can afford to buy his own :)

    Or I can lend him a rigid single speed mtb

    That would be worth seeing, Stevo on that fully body armoured up with a full face helmet :D

    Now the other person you need for full comedy value is Piña riding the Diva :lol:

    A picture of those two would be great!!
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,515
    matthew h wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Drink is good.
    Don't do downhill, I'm a complete jessie nowadays. Broken too many bones doing stupid things, got in really big trouble with the EPO one time. No sympathy, she called me a stupid **** that should know better. Don't mind getting muddy though, hence big wheels and a hard tail. Mind you just stuck some knobblies on the CX to do L2B off road on Saturday, that's a stupid idea. Oh hell.

    So this is all leading to w.end in the peaks :)
    Not if the vans don't go there :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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