Tuesday...
thekickingmule
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Morning Losers!
Spent last night moving furniture from one house to another a few doors down. Think we got most the stuff, but damn it's left me knackered!
My car is having its day of reconing today. The garage is going to have a look and see if they can find the fault. They think it's the ECU, but it's not behaving in the right way for them to be certain.
After that, I'm meant to be off to one of the ladies houses. We'll call her Hot Metal Chick.
Laters!
Spent last night moving furniture from one house to another a few doors down. Think we got most the stuff, but damn it's left me knackered!
My car is having its day of reconing today. The garage is going to have a look and see if they can find the fault. They think it's the ECU, but it's not behaving in the right way for them to be certain.
After that, I'm meant to be off to one of the ladies houses. We'll call her Hot Metal Chick.
Laters!
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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TKK - good luck with HMC
Morning
Very unproductive MBA night and as I'm in Solihull all day I assume another long day will scarper study later on, but that is what's needed
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G'day!
Turned up in croydon to find the pikeys moving their caravans on, which is nice.
Not got much on during the day today which makes a change but got my car in for service tomorrow, so i need to get my work car to work, drive my car to the garage then ride the 20+ miles back to get my work car then the opposite tomorrow.
No1 is going to a Yoof club tonight, i will be vetting any 'orrible little shites who look like they intend also going.
Onwards to even more coffee0 -
Morning Tards,
On the train into the smoke. The bosses are on holiday so I predict an easy day and an early finish to load the car up for tomorrow's trip down the M4 to Welshland. In the meantime, coffee beckons in about half an hour
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Morning bitches.
Easy day you say Stevo? Welcome to my world
Might head off to work in a bit to drink their tea and use their internet
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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au revoir!Loving life in rural SW France
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morning all,
half day here as I'm going to watch the tour of Britain later. so I get to ride my bike, sit in the sun and have time off work = win 8)
that's it,
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Sounds like bg13 has gone native, he'll be surrendering to anyone that'll have him next.
Drove the mini in to work today, laughing most of the time. I'd forgotten how bouncy those things are. Also playing the "what's that noise" game as I drove. I don't think any of the noises are terminal, but it needs a loud stereo to fix them properly.0 -
Just took the Mini for an MOT. It passed! That's a relief.0
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Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price0 -
matthew h wrote:thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price
Forget matthew h's suggestion, what you should do is spend the £780 on hookers and blow tonight to teach HMC a lesson for blowing you out tonight rather than blowing you off :twisted:"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price
Forget matthew h's suggestion, what you should do is spend the £780 on hookers and blow tonight to teach HMC a lesson for blowing you out tonight rather than blowing you off :twisted:
whereas Arran would earn the money as a hooker to pay for the ecu 0 -
matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price
Forget matthew h's suggestion, what you should do is spend the £780 on hookers and blow tonight to teach HMC a lesson for blowing you out tonight rather than blowing you off :twisted:
whereas Arran would earn the money as a hooker to pay for the ecu
Sadly I don't even have that money for hookers and blow! The garage is an old man and his son, and they're usually quite fair. They've told me I can pay it in 2 installments if that helps, so they're quite trusting.
Matthew, you have mail.It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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thekickingmule wrote:matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price
Forget matthew h's suggestion, what you should do is spend the £780 on hookers and blow tonight to teach HMC a lesson for blowing you out tonight rather than blowing you off :twisted:
whereas Arran would earn the money as a hooker to pay for the ecu
Sadly I don't even have that money for hookers and blow! The garage is an old man and his son, and they're usually quite fair. They've told me I can pay it in 2 installments if that helps, so they're quite trusting.
Matthew, you have mail.
email sent to the local branch manager - XXXXXXXXX (didn't expect a real name)!0 -
If you tell anyone, I'd have to kill you It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
Join us on UK-MTB we won't bite, but bring cake!
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thekickingmule wrote: If you tell anyone, I'd have to kill you
ok, *&$£%£$&$%*"£0 -
matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price
Forget matthew h's suggestion, what you should do is spend the £780 on hookers and blow tonight to teach HMC a lesson for blowing you out tonight rather than blowing you off :twisted:
whereas Arran would earn the money as a hooker to pay for the ecu
I'd be lucky to earn £7.80 let alone £780 "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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arran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:thekickingmule wrote:Well today has turned farkin shoot.
HMC had to cancel as something happened at work, meaning she had to stay behind. Just had a phonecall from the garage my car was at, and it's the ECU that's gone. To get it replaced and reprogrammed will cost me £780.
People, tell me; Do I get it fixed, or do I placed that money down as a deposit on a new car?
PM your number plate & what you need and tomorrow I will get one of the team to check if that is a reasonable price
Forget matthew h's suggestion, what you should do is spend the £780 on hookers and blow tonight to teach HMC a lesson for blowing you out tonight rather than blowing you off :twisted:
whereas Arran would earn the money as a hooker to pay for the ecu
I'd be lucky to earn £7.80 let alone £780
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How many tricks would you have to turn to make £7.80? :Parran77 wrote:matthew h wrote:whereas Arran would earn the money as a hooker to pay for the ecu
I'd be lucky to earn £7.80 let alone £780"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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I'll do it for a fiver!Loving life in rural SW France
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"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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The Crudcatcher is getting back to its old self - Arran and bg in a rent boys' Dutch auction "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
