A-Holes at work

Dannyboy95

There are some complete A holes at my work they give it all mouth thinking there the big'un but when you get one over on them they don't like it one bit! I cant not understand for the life of me individuals like that there happy to make you and others look like c**ts in front of other people but soon as you give them a taste of their own medicine that's it you get the cold shoulder ARGGGGG thank god its friday tomorrow!!! :x

Angus Young

Get a different job.

arran77

Sounds like you work at the same place as me

I had to have a little 'cooling off' time this afternoon when I just had enough of it

bikes`n`guns

Angus Young wrote:

Get a different job.

Yeh. That's easy eh ? bet he wishes he thought of that.

Angus Young

Bikes`n`guns wrote:

Angus Young wrote:

Get a different job.

Yeh. That's easy eh ? bet he wishes he thought of that.

No, it's hard. Really hard.

Dannyboy95

Angus Young wrote:

Get a different job.

in case you haven't noticed its the same everywhere you go

Angus Young

Dannyboy95 wrote:

Angus Young wrote:

Get a different job.

in case you haven't noticed its the same everywhere you go

No it's not. Perhaps it's you.

cooldad

Dannyboy95 wrote:

Angus Young wrote:

Get a different job.

in case you haven't noticed its the same everywhere you go

Nope, it's only you.

rockmonkeysc

arran77 wrote:

Sounds like you work at the same place as me

I had to have a little 'cooling off' time this afternoon when I just had enough of it

See you tomorrow, I think it must be the same place I work.
I'm dropping a big turd on a salesman tomorrow keeps causing me problems. He's messed up in a big way, I could cover it up again but this time I'm going to watch him suffer. I can't wait :-)

CitizenLee

RockmonkeySC wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Sounds like you work at the same place as me

I had to have a little 'cooling off' time this afternoon when I just had enough of it

See you tomorrow, I think it must be the same place I work.
I'm dropping a big turd on a salesman tomorrow keeps causing me problems. He's messed up in a big way, I could cover it up again but this time I'm going to watch him suffer. I can't wait :-)

Don't you work in sewage? Not sure weather to take this literally!

paul.skibum

Step one, burn the place down.

Step two, follow workers home, burn houses down.

Step three, find new job/go on the run dependent on heat from local fuzz.

rockmonkeysc

CitizenLee wrote:

RockmonkeySC wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Sounds like you work at the same place as me

I had to have a little 'cooling off' time this afternoon when I just had enough of it

See you tomorrow, I think it must be the same place I work.
I'm dropping a big turd on a salesman tomorrow keeps causing me problems. He's messed up in a big way, I could cover it up again but this time I'm going to watch him suffer. I can't wait :-)

Don't you work in sewage? Not sure weather to take this literally!

I'm in clean water these days.
I did enjoy watching the salesman squirm this morning as I dropped him right in it for selling a heap of stuff that won't work.

pesky_jones

RockmonkeySC wrote:

CitizenLee wrote:

RockmonkeySC wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Sounds like you work at the same place as me

I had to have a little 'cooling off' time this afternoon when I just had enough of it

See you tomorrow, I think it must be the same place I work.
I'm dropping a big turd on a salesman tomorrow keeps causing me problems. He's messed up in a big way, I could cover it up again but this time I'm going to watch him suffer. I can't wait :-)

Don't you work in sewage? Not sure weather to take this literally!

I'm in clean water these days.
I did enjoy watching the salesman squirm this morning as I dropped him right in it for selling a heap of stuff that won't work.

If he's a salesman is it his job to know whether it will work or not? Would have thought that's down to the engineer. Also, if he's managed to sell something to someone who doesn't require it - he's a good salesman

rockmonkeysc

I emailed him before he sold it to tell him that it wouldn't work and explained why, I also explained what could be done as an alternative which he chose to ignore (much less commission for him). Fortunately, I kept a copy of the email.

pesky_jones

fair play!

tlw1

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I emailed him before he sold it to tell him that it wouldn't work and explained why, I also explained what could be done as an alternative which he chose to ignore (much less commission for him). Fortunately, I kept a copy of the email.

this assumes he can read

pesky_jones

matthew h wrote:

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I emailed him before he sold it to tell him that it wouldn't work and explained why, I also explained what could be done as an alternative which he chose to ignore (much less commission for him). Fortunately, I kept a copy of the email.

this assumes he can read

And use a computer.

The Rookie

I guess he can't multi task (read emails and focus on his selling for commission at the same time)?

welshkev

I had a sales guy like that. I told him not to try and blag a guy who I got a lead for as he would know much more about the subject than the salesman would...... he tried to blag him and lost out on a £250k order by trying to rip him off on something that cost £4k. the salesman is grade a cock.

rockmonkeysc

I now have another problem with someone at work.
I'm not one to mince my words, I call a spade a c**t. This bloke smells like wet dog, proper stinks. He cycles to work but believes that having a shower BEFORE riding in means he doesn't need one when he gets to work!
How do I tell he he's a stinky **** without getting myself reported to HR (again)?

pesky_jones

Tell him without being a cnut

tlw1

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I now have another problem with someone at work.
I'm not one to mince my words, I call a spade a c**t. This bloke smells like wet dog, proper stinks. He cycles to work but believes that having a shower BEFORE riding in means he doesn't need one when he gets to work!
How do I tell he he's a stinky **** without getting myself reported to HR (again)?

is this about me?

arran77

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I now have another problem with someone at work.
I'm not one to mince my words, I call a spade a c**t. This bloke smells like wet dog, proper stinks. He cycles to work but believes that having a shower BEFORE riding in means he doesn't need one when he gets to work!
How do I tell he he's a stinky **** without getting myself reported to HR (again)?

Just leave a can of deodorant on his desk until he gets the hint. There was an apprentice at my old place that stank and that's what happened to him. Failing that just call him a smelly c*nt anyway

drlodge

Put a clothes peg over your nose anytime you have to go near him.

rockmonkeysc

arran77 wrote:

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I now have another problem with someone at work.
I'm not one to mince my words, I call a spade a c**t. This bloke smells like wet dog, proper stinks. He cycles to work but believes that having a shower BEFORE riding in means he doesn't need one when he gets to work!
How do I tell he he's a stinky **** without getting myself reported to HR (again)?

Just leave a can of deodorant on his desk until he gets the hint. There was an apprentice at my old place that stank and that's what happened to him. Failing that just call him a smelly c*nt anyway

I called him a f****** weirdo (he really is weird) once and got reported to HR.
We tried leaving a can of deodorant on his desk. He sent an email around the who company to say if anyone had lost a can of deodorant, it's on his desk! Maybe we need to leave a note with it.

pesky_jones

Better weird than boring. Your gunna have to tell us what warranted calling him that now

Dannyboy95

This just got interesting MWUAHAHA

tlw1

RockmonkeySC wrote:

arran77 wrote:

RockmonkeySC wrote:

I now have another problem with someone at work.
I'm not one to mince my words, I call a spade a c**t. This bloke smells like wet dog, proper stinks. He cycles to work but believes that having a shower BEFORE riding in means he doesn't need one when he gets to work!
How do I tell he he's a stinky **** without getting myself reported to HR (again)?

Just leave a can of deodorant on his desk until he gets the hint. There was an apprentice at my old place that stank and that's what happened to him. Failing that just call him a smelly c*nt anyway

I called him a f****** weirdo (he really is weird) once and got reported to HR.
We tried leaving a can of deodorant on his desk. He sent an email around the who company to say if anyone had lost a can of deodorant, it's on his desk! Maybe we need to leave a note with it.

report his smell to HR and let them deal with it

Oh Marone

We had a guy at work a few years back who used to stink the place out, proper stench. We tried leaving deodorant as well but that didn't work so we had to resort to sticking magic trees to his bench. Got the message when he came in one morning and there was 10 trees stuck up.

tlw1

Oh Marone wrote:

We had a guy at work a few years back who used to stink the place out, proper stench. We tried leaving deodorant as well but that didn't work so we had to resort to sticking magic trees to his bench. Got the message when he came in one morning and there was 10 trees stuck up.

I've actually had to tell someone they need to 'sort out their personnel hygiene'

rockmonkeysc

Pesky Jones wrote:

Better weird than boring. Your gunna have to tell us what warranted calling him that now

Many, many things lead up to it. He's a roadie for a star. But it was when he threw a girly tantrum when I said I had no interest in going to the car park to see his new (used) bog standard Corsa. It was a proper tamtrum as well. Hilarious!
I covered it completely (except windows, lights and mirrors) with pink post its last week. He went mental but I didn't get caught (yet).