Sticky Monday

Morning.
Another sticky night last night :shock:
Probably the only benefit of being a desk jockey is sitting in an air conditioned office.
Think I'll get a little ride in tonight on the mountain bike as I need to pop over and do some bits of gardening for my mum, hopefully it'll be cool along the canal
Another sticky night last night :shock:
Probably the only benefit of being a desk jockey is sitting in an air conditioned office.
Think I'll get a little ride in tonight on the mountain bike as I need to pop over and do some bits of gardening for my mum, hopefully it'll be cool along the canal

"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" 
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It's a roadies fault
Mountain biking began in Marin County, California when a bunch of bored road racing cyclists (also into counter-culture type stuff like pot smoking
The bikes broke, so they fixed and improved them, and eventually started building custom frames for them. That was the point at which the 'klunkers', the name given to the bikes they rode at the time became mountain bikes.
The frogs as always know censored all
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I also need to start doing some research about what to do on holiday when we get there in just over 2 weeks time 8) Speaking of which, has anyone heard from 'The Liverless Wonder' or has he spontaneously combusted and taken half of Cyprus with him?
I'm bored today Stevo, tell me where you're going and I'll select some activities for you and the family
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I go on holiday at the end of August to the Loire valley and the wife has suggested I cycle there whilst she drives down with the kids.
Now my choice is, do I go for an all out 24hr slog to do the 480km from Calais? Or do I take my time while away from the wife and kids and spend a few nights in hotels :-)
Why the censored did you decide to go there Stevo :shock:
A quick search reveals it has a tower standing at 30m, a monumental gate, a perfume museum, an art museum and a chuch built in 1644 :roll: You're going to be bored shitless
That's what I thought until I discovered they have an annual Fête du Jasmin or La Jasminade, at the beginning of August which on the face of it sounds pretty gay as well but it involves floats driving through the town, with young women in skimpy costumes on board, throwing flowers into the crowd 8) As long as you can avoid getting poked in the eye by a rose you might get an eyeful of censored instead :twisted:
Sounds like your wife and your daughter will have lots to do and you'll be entertained for perhaps a day, the rest of the time you'll be in some bar drinking the place dry moaning to us
Hope this helps
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Plus points are:
Wine
Food
Totty
Our own pool 8)
Not too bad a rip off for the school hols
Time to access BR while the two girls are doing all the boring shyte
I reckon Mrs Liverless Wonder has 'accidentally' put a foot through his laptop to stop him working.
Busy at work today, no fun. I also have my son working in the warehouse for the summer so am pretending to behave.
Started writing this 20 minutes ago and work got in the way. I really should try and eat my sarnies. Now there are answers about Stevo's holiday. Grasse? Does that mean Fat? Won't be many slim and attractive girlys there then.
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Result 8) Pool party at your place with the girls from the flower floats while you pack the wife and daughter off to some of the boring shite
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Thanks for doing the homework btw 8)
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Good wine, beautiful people on the coast. pretty area, though busy in the summer.
Now back to stroking my new frame having picked it up, but only the bar and stem has appeared for the extra bits
On the other note got a new job which sucks cos that means no working from home any more even if the pay is higher and reliable.
Enjoy sunny monday!
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2-4 August Stevo 8)
http://www.grasse.fr/Jasmine-festival
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That's it then, your holiday's going to be shite :P
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