Mostly a montage of maniacal milfs - Monday

simonhead

Park full of people this morning, mostly with push chairs.

team47b

Gotta take the Bubble to the accident repair centre for its insurance company inspection.

As the accident was not my fault why do I have the feeling this is going to cost me loads? :shock:

veronese68

Lots of people in Bushy Park too, stopped to offer assistance to a woman with a hybrid that was stood looking at her front wheel in a confused fashion. When I asked if she was ok she looked at me as if I was some kind of weirdo. Can't imagine why.
Anyway, morning all. Hope we all had a good weekend, I've come to work for a rest again.
Good luck with the BMW t47, unfortunately even if it doesn't cost you anything it's still a right royal pain in the aris.

arran77

I suspect it was something to do with the way you were rubbing yourself in a seedy way whilst drooling over her arse

Veronese68 wrote:

Lots of people in Bushy Park too, stopped to offer assistance to a woman with a hybrid that was stood looking at her front wheel in a confused fashion. When I asked if she was ok she looked at me as if I was some kind of weirdo. Can't imagine why.

Super early start to the day for me, not through choice, my stomach was churning like the north sea in a force 9 gale :roll: I've come into work though because I can't stay at home and risk Mrs 77 getting ill seeing as it's her chemo week again so I'll infect the feckers here instead plus it gives you lot the chance to take the proverbial

I have a feeling that much of today will be spent in trap one with bum wee erupting out of my harris :roll:

Stevo_666

Any update from Arran 'fizzy gravy' 77?

Afternoon All,

Woke at 4.45 for reasons unknown but managed to get back to sleep before pedalling in quite enthusiastically given how tired I feel. Cleaning the gunk off The Communter probably helped my time. Now trying to see if meetings can anesthetise me enough to make it through the day.

Stevo_666

Doh - double post...

florerider

where's the montage? POIDH

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

Any update from Arran 'fizzy gravy' 77?

I've lost track of how many times I've been in trap 1 this morning, toilet roll consumption is going to rocket here today :shock:

drlodge

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Any update from Arran 'fizzy gravy' 77?

I've lost track of how many times I've been in trap 1 this morning, toilet roll consumption is going to rocket here today :shock:

Dammit man, I just chocked on my apple reading that.

MountainMonster

My wife doesn't like my female friend, with a fiery passion.

Female friend offered to give my wife something fiery and passionate as well, but we both think wife wouldn't take too kindly to that.

I want to ride my bike, but i'm still hanging out my ar5e from Saturday night where I drank way more than I have in years, and resulted in a few messy bits.

arran77

drlodge wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

Any update from Arran 'fizzy gravy' 77?

I've lost track of how many times I've been in trap 1 this morning, toilet roll consumption is going to rocket here today :shock:

Dammit man, I just chocked on my apple reading that.

I'd quite like to be able to eat an apple right now :roll:

In a similar vein I remember when I was younger and was in hospital with a burst appendix I hadn't been able to eat for the best part of a week, when I eventually was allowed to eat the geniuses gave me curry which after nothing but water I woofed down, needless to say the spicy goodness did not agree with me and I did a very good job of decorating the ward, ceiling, walls, floor, bed and all

nathancom

When it’s hanging likes a chad
and your butt hurts really bad
Diarrhea, diarrhea

nathancom

When you have Christmas turkey
and your stool is a stank hot slurpee
Diarrhea Diarrhea

nathancom

When you're fecally obsessed
and it splatters on your chest:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

drlodge

Too much info...far far too much :oops:

arran77

This is what I love about this place

BelgianBeerGeek

arran77 wrote:

This is what I love about this place

While we are on the subject, I too have been glued to the bog all day. First day off sick in years, all due to a mysterious malaise of the insides.

Hope the brads have cleared up Arran

arran77

BelgianBeerGeek wrote:

arran77 wrote:

This is what I love about this place

While we are on the subject, I too have been glued to the bog all day. First day off sick in years, all due to a mysterious malaise of the insides.

Hope the brads have cleared up Arran

Not heard it called that before