Fanny Packs, Flatus, its Friday

simonhead

Walk into the office and one of my Scottish colleagues is talking about bumbags, and american words that are wrong. No cyclingt in as out for a few games of bowling at 3 which may involve beer. Hot curry last night coupled with a few doombars beforehand.

arran77

Is the bowling going to involve beating small children like the laser quest did

Today will mainly involve phoning up suppliers trying to get the last bits of a tender priced :roll:

Forgot my lunch today so as long as the predicted monsoon doesn't come I'll have to pop out to see what food sminge I can source in the village, also a good excuse to ogle the office flange

veronese68

Surely what the septics call a fanny pack should be called a scrotum. It's a bag/sack that is used to hold valuables in front.
Fryday, so lunch will involve fried pig based products. The boy is out doing his D of E hike this weekend, could be muddier than Glastonbury for him.
Onwards to the weekend...

arran77

Veronese68 wrote:

Surely what the septics call a fanny pack should be called a scrotum. It's a bag/sack that is used to hold valuables in front.

I think you're getting your fannies and your scrotum's mixed up here

The septic's call it a fanny pack because they wear it on their arses, we call it a bum bag for the same reason but if you choose to wear it on the front as the use of the term 'scrotum pack' alludes to, perhaps you should call it a tw*t pack

Anonymous

BOOM! One more rung up the corporate ladder.

drlodge

I've got a bum bag of sorts, and I wear it over my shoulder. What should I call it? I like to think it makes me look like Bruce Lee and the bag has a length of rope in it (or possibly a snake).

Flâneur

coriordan wrote:

BOOM! One more rung up the corporate ladder.

Well done, hope you didn't sell any of your soul, because a few of the ladies on here buy them as toys!

Anonymous

Fortunately not! A well overdue payrise and no real change in role. Been here for a few months, so cements my position as well which is nice. Should be getting more responsibility as well which is good.

pinno

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

arran77

pinarello001 wrote:

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

Who the feck are you :P

arran77

drlodge wrote:

I've got a bum bag of sorts, and I wear it over my shoulder.

A ladies handbag?

team47b

Spent the morning NOT playing with bicycle parts in the sunshine, for a change I sat in the sunshine and made a part for the car, my life is a rich tapestry sometimes - and some days it's an old rug that smells like a damp dog

drlodge

arran77 wrote:

drlodge wrote:

I've got a bum bag of sorts, and I wear it over my shoulder.

A ladies handbag?

More like a ladies shoulder bag perhaps.

Stevo_666

pinarello001 wrote:

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

Hurry up and get insulting people now you're back please

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

Hurry up and get insulting people now you're back please

He must be on his final warning by now so that means we can wind him up and he can't retaliate

Flâneur

We got a book on how long the special boy lasts? and not in his bedroom antics

simonhead

Give it about 7 weeks.

arran77

sa0u823e wrote:

We got a book on how long the special boy lasts? and not in his bedroom antics

Maybe we should start a poll.

veronese68

pinarello001 wrote:

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

Learn to speak English like what she is spoke in the civilised world. I meant it like I wrote it.

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

Hurry up and get insulting people now you're back please

And being wrong when trying to correct people. :P

Stevo_666

arran77 wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

pinarello001 wrote:

Septics/sceptics ? See nothings changed around here.

Hurry up and get insulting people now you're back please

He must be on his final warning by now so that means we can wind him up and he can't retaliate

See you later for a Friday evening of baiting

Here's another good bike pic in the meantime, none of this Italian roadie cr@p

AlexMac1973

arran77 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Surely what the septics call a fanny pack should be called a scrotum. It's a bag/sack that is used to hold valuables in front.

I think you're getting your fannies and your scrotum's mixed up here

The septic's call it a fanny pack because they wear it on their arses, we call it a bum bag for the same reason but if you choose to wear it on the front as the use of the term 'scrotum pack' alludes to, perhaps you should call it a tw*t pack

Would it not be more appropriate to call it a ball bag if it's hanging around the nether regions?

arran77

AlexMac1973 wrote:

arran77 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Surely what the septics call a fanny pack should be called a scrotum. It's a bag/sack that is used to hold valuables in front.

I think you're getting your fannies and your scrotum's mixed up here

The septic's call it a fanny pack because they wear it on their arses, we call it a bum bag for the same reason but if you choose to wear it on the front as the use of the term 'scrotum pack' alludes to, perhaps you should call it a tw*t pack

Would it not be more appropriate to call it a ball bag if it's hanging around the nether regions?

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