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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Imposter wrote:
    Well, I don't care what anybody else says - I for one am really impressed. To be fair, staying at Simon Cowell's house is the kind of thing that most of us can only dream of. The reality is that most of us will never achieve that kind of status. Quite literally, awesome.

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • bernithebiker
    bernithebiker Posts: 4,148
    Will Sinita be there? I love her music. Especially her 'golden era' of the late nineties.
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    bernithebiker wrote:
    Will Sinita be there? I love her music. Especially her 'golden era' of the late nineties.

    No, she lives in London and is currently spending a lot of time in Barbados although has spoken about moving back to Seattle.
    Living MY dream.
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    What a fantastic life you have, dude. It's great that you post here, in order to give the rest of us something to aim for in life. Thanks for the inspiration, seriously.
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    Imposter wrote:
    What a fantastic life you have, dude. It's great that you post here, in order to give the rest of us something to aim for in life. Thanks for the inspiration, seriously.


    Not a problem, I am honestly, seriously, happy to assist.
    Living MY dream.
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    VTech wrote:
    Imposter wrote:
    What a fantastic life you have, dude. It's great that you post here, in order to give the rest of us something to aim for in life. Thanks for the inspiration, seriously.


    Not a problem, I am honestly, seriously, happy to assist.

    This is indeed one of your most endearing and enduring qualities, I hasten to add. Your inspirational words and selfless encouragement for those less vulgar than you should be an example to us all. With all your high-level connections and international business achievements, I genuinely cannot understand why you have not yet been officially honoured by this nation of ours. I'm sure it's in the post, or something...
  • marcusjb
    marcusjb Posts: 2,412
    Imposter wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    Imposter wrote:
    What a fantastic life you have, dude. It's great that you post here, in order to give the rest of us something to aim for in life. Thanks for the inspiration, seriously.


    Not a problem, I am honestly, seriously, happy to assist.

    This is indeed one of your most endearing and enduring qualities, I hasten to add. Your inspirational words and selfless encouragement for those less vulgar than you should be an example to us all. With all your high-level connections and international business achievements, I genuinely cannot understand why you have not yet been officially honoured by this nation of ours. I'm sure it's in the post, or something...

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publicati ... nal-honour

    Anyone can nominate someone for an honour. Arise Sir VTech?
    Stuff about riding a bike a long way
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    marcusjb wrote:
    Imposter wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    Imposter wrote:
    What a fantastic life you have, dude. It's great that you post here, in order to give the rest of us something to aim for in life. Thanks for the inspiration, seriously.


    Not a problem, I am honestly, seriously, happy to assist.

    This is indeed one of your most endearing and enduring qualities, I hasten to add. Your inspirational words and selfless encouragement for those less vulgar than you should be an example to us all. With all your high-level connections and international business achievements, I genuinely cannot understand why you have not yet been officially honoured by this nation of ours. I'm sure it's in the post, or something...

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publicati ... nal-honour

    Anyone can nominate someone for an honour. Arise Sir VTech?

    Thank you sir.
    The only problem is that I get embarrassed by awards. I won plenty for my old company in emission control and environmental control and never went to accept any of them. I'm not an "awards person" let's not beat around the bush, I did the work for cold hard cash and that was my reward.
    Living MY dream.
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Why does every thread on here come down to a discussion about VTech? Is it me or is it getting a bit repetitive.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,496
    it's not you
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pdstsp
    pdstsp Posts: 1,264
    Thought not
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    pdstsp wrote:
    Why does every thread on here come down to a discussion about VTech? Is it me or is it getting a bit repetitive.

    The threads are started by VTech - and VTech's favourite conversation topic is 'himself' - so the outcome is sadly inevitable.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,615
    Some read but do not understand.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    VTech wrote:
    Why would she need the personal trainer when she has me :mrgreen:

    She's a lesbian then ?
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    MattC59 wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    Why would she need the personal trainer when she has me :mrgreen:

    She's a lesbian then ?

    8)

    A hot lesbian, we need pics :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • herb71
    herb71 Posts: 253
    Apologies if this has been posted before on a V-Tech thread, but I can't help thinking of this sketch.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk
  • diplodicus
    diplodicus Posts: 724
    Herb71 wrote:
    Apologies if this has been posted before on a V-Tech thread, but I can't help thinking of this sketch.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Kum8OUTuk

    I happened to post that in a thread on bottom bracket and got a board warning for it :cry::)
  • nathancom
    nathancom Posts: 1,567
    That is ridiculous but not surprised.
  • marcusjb
    marcusjb Posts: 2,412
    VTech wrote:
    marcusjb wrote:
    Imposter wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    Imposter wrote:
    What a fantastic life you have, dude. It's great that you post here, in order to give the rest of us something to aim for in life. Thanks for the inspiration, seriously.


    Not a problem, I am honestly, seriously, happy to assist.

    This is indeed one of your most endearing and enduring qualities, I hasten to add. Your inspirational words and selfless encouragement for those less vulgar than you should be an example to us all. With all your high-level connections and international business achievements, I genuinely cannot understand why you have not yet been officially honoured by this nation of ours. I'm sure it's in the post, or something...

    https://www.gov.uk/government/publicati ... nal-honour

    Anyone can nominate someone for an honour. Arise Sir VTech?

    Thank you sir.
    The only problem is that I get embarrassed by awards. I won plenty for my old company in emission control and environmental control and never went to accept any of them. I'm not an "awards person" let's not beat around the bush, I did the work for cold hard cash and that was my reward.

    The Investiture ceremony is quite an amazing experience and I am sure you would accept should the letter come.
    Stuff about riding a bike a long way
  • Velonutter
    Velonutter Posts: 2,437
    This thread has gone on long enough whilst it is civil I'm locking it.
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