Nicknames

Does anyone else use nicknames a lot for other people?
I always have done.
In the past I've worked for a contracts direct called Toenails because he was so far up his directors censored all you could see sticking out were his toenails and where I work now most people have nicknames but most of them don't know, it's got to the point though where it's really hard sometimes to remember a persons real name and it can be a bit tricky if you're speaking to one of the directors
On here we obviously have Piña, Womble and Benito666 amongst others but what else have we got?
I always have done.
In the past I've worked for a contracts direct called Toenails because he was so far up his directors censored all you could see sticking out were his toenails and where I work now most people have nicknames but most of them don't know, it's got to the point though where it's really hard sometimes to remember a persons real name and it can be a bit tricky if you're speaking to one of the directors

On here we obviously have Piña, Womble and Benito666 amongst others but what else have we got?
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I try not to do that at work as I'll get caught out one day. But we have nicknames for neighbours and people we see around our way. Not always very complimentary either, there's an overweight couple near us who we call the 'thigh chafers'.
I got the nickname "Gadget" at school due to my arms and legs which seemingly extend forever and allowed me to make tackles and saves from unfeasibly far away on the football field.
And the guy that works on the sales counter, known as counter intelligence
My mate horrible, well a good story for another day
Perfectly describes one who "turns up at the end"
long gone
A bloke who looks like Noel Edmunds is 'Blobbie's Dad'.
I used to know a 'bungalow', a chap who had nothing upstairs.
The older I get, the better I was.
ABCC Cycling Coach
Brilliant - We have a colleague who is nicknamed 'Blister', arrives when the works done
Cake (something to do with always having a girlfriend)
Petrol (surname was Fewel)
Bead (beady eyes)
Taff (welsh obviously)
Freda (coz he was very slow and Blue Peter had a tortoise named just so)
Bass (shortened from Fred Bassett, coz he looked like said breed)
Goo (thats me now Mr Goo. Still don't know how it came about)
Grace (girl that was built like a barn door, very masculine, thus looked like Grace Jones)
'Keep your eyes off my daughter!'. (manager that had a stunning daughter in same office, and was heard to say this to one of the lads ogling her one day)
How much do you charge?
short for kanu. after my immense, lanky, lazy skill goal hanging for the school 1st xi for 6 years, my kanu 25 yellow away shirt and my appendages.