Shocking Fillies at Aintree
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Get a life you sad b#s%ar#ds......l0 -
I'd be angry too if all the burds down my end of the world looked like a robber's dogToe knee wrote::evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Get a life you sad b#s%ar#ds......l
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.pinarello001 wrote:Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.
If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
The difference being, once the off license had been emptied, mh would have a hangover that may last a few days.
At Aintree, the following clinic appts. would last for years and may involve the amputation of a member.
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Toe knee wrote::evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Get a life you sad b#s%ar#ds......l
It could be worse, you could be from Essex
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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pinarello001 wrote:Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.
If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
All of them !Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved0 -
arran77 wrote:Toe knee wrote::evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Get a life you sad b#s%ar#ds......l
It could be worse, you could be from Essex
The cast of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding". Stay clear or you'll be standing at an alter with a shotgun pressed to the small of your back and a newly Tarmaced drive, in no time !Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
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Never sober enough?matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.pinarello001 wrote:Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.
If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
The difference being, once the off license had been emptied, mh would have a hangover that may last a few days.
At Aintree, the following clinic appts. would last for years and may involve the amputation of a member.
I don't do hangovers0 -
MattC59 wrote:arran77 wrote:Toe knee wrote::evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Get a life you sad b#s%ar#ds......l
It could be worse, you could be from Essex
The cast of "My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding". Stay clear or you'll be standing at an alter with a shotgun pressed to the small of your back and a newly Tarmaced drive, in no time !
I went to Aintree ladies day a few years back on a company jolly. It should be renamed My Big Fat Pi55ed Up Gypsy Wedding and Some Horses.
A true eye opener and one I do not wish to revisit.Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.0 -
I can't imagine how bad Aintree must be, a see the Valley girls on their day out at the Welsh National every year and I've been to supposedly posh Royal Ascot which was full of chavvy women and people openly snorting coke in the toilets.0
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Pross wrote:I can't imagine how bad Aintree must be, a see the Valley girls on their day out at the Welsh National every year and I've been to supposedly posh Royal Ascot which was full of chavvy women and people openly snorting coke in the toilets.
I suspect that meetings like Ascot and Aintree are magnets for these sort of people, those who are really into their racing probably avoid these events like the plague "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.
If you...off-license.
The difference...of a member.
I don't do hangovers
matt h's motto: Avoid hangovers - stay drunk.
I found one of your family vids mh which one is you?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zZQx0udnIQseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Has a certain morbid fascination though...0
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Britain - its not that great .........
Good to see the St John's muppets doing what they do best - looking officious while putting a plaster on a drunk bird. Bet they hashed that one up as well.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
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The others are laughing at the poor bloke that just fell in.0
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Stevo 666 wrote:The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy
yes! everyone who goes to aintree hails from merseyside.
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I thought Aintree was for horse racing not a cattle market.WyndyMilla Massive Attack | Rourke 953 | Condor Italia 531 Pro | Boardman CX Pro | DT Swiss RR440 Tubeless Wheels
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It wasn't a sophisticated joke but it still went over your head. Are you a scouser or do you just have no sense of humour? I'm guessing both.fast as fupp wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy
yes! everyone who goes to aintree hails from merseyside.
bellend "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
pinarello001 wrote:johnny25 wrote:
My kinda girl
The security guard bloke didn't think there would be any bonuses...
If she had another pair of legs, she'd open up a branch in Salford.
Hang on, wrong thread.
[My god can't she spread 'em? :shock: ]
Its quite some party trick "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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In the interests of balance we need to show some pics of all the suave Liverpudlian blokes.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:johnny25 wrote:
My kinda girl
The security guard bloke didn't think there would be any bonuses...
If she had another pair of legs, she'd open up a branch in Salford.
Hang on, wrong thread.
[My god can't she spread 'em? :shock: ]
Its quite some party trick
Is the owner of the jacket still in there?0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:In the interests of balance we need to show some pics of all the suave Liverpudlian blokes.
Que fast as fupp "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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matthew h wrote:arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:johnny25 wrote:
My kinda girl
The security guard bloke didn't think there would be any bonuses...
If she had another pair of legs, she'd open up a branch in Salford.
Hang on, wrong thread.
[My god can't she spread 'em? :shock: ]
Its quite some party trick
Is the owner of the jacket still in there?
I think the security guards spotted his head sticking out."Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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