Shocking Fillies at Aintree

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
Some truly shocking examples on display at Aintree :wink:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2596282/Glamorous-revellers-pull-stops-vie-title-best-dressed-racegoer-10-000-Caribbean-holiday-Ladies-Day-Aintree.html

The 'bloke' in the lace body suit :shock:
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Daily Fail added to 'bloke' in a lace body suit mean I'm out, no clicky for me.
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Go on, you know you want to :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    If you won't go to the pic's I'll bring the pic's to you :wink:

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    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Aaaaargh!!!! :shock: That lot could give a chap nightmares.
    The old boiler thread is over there :arrow:
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Out of all those photos I saw 2 who looked good and I'm not overly fussy! Whatever happened to the law of averages?
  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,813
    Pross, I guess by all you don't mean all 3 pictured above. If you think 2 of them look good you're standards are a considerable distance below "not overly fussy".
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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Oil! Those are someone's daughter/mothers/sisters/livestock your mocking!

    I'm sure vetch will be along in a moment once again to defend these prime examples of the lifestyles of the rich and vulgar :D
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    There's a bit of a mistake in that as some of the pictures are from Hookers Day.
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  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    The horses are better looking than the women.
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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    lostboysaint wrote:
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    What a bloody mess! :roll:
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Colinthecop wrote:
    lostboysaint wrote:
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


    998958_10203562700245601_333479731_n.jpg

    She'll have to miss the last race.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Colinthecop wrote:
    lostboysaint wrote:
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


    998958_10203562700245601_333479731_n.jpg

    She'll have to miss the last race.

    She's probably in it judging by some of the pics in the mail article :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Pross, I guess by all you don't mean all 3 pictured above. If you think 2 of them look good you're standards are a considerable distance below "not overly fussy".

    I'd better clarify I meant in the full article. There was one in there who showed how to do class and elegance, I'm assuming she was visiting Liverpool for the first time!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pross wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Pross, I guess by all you don't mean all 3 pictured above. If you think 2 of them look good you're standards are a considerable distance below "not overly fussy".

    I'd better clarify I meant in the full article. There was one in there who showed how to do class and elegance, I'm assuming she was visiting Liverpool for the first time!

    :lol:

    The articles changed since I first posted it up, it's even better now with all of the 'after' pictures as well.

    I'm guessing it was this young lady that caught your eye then Pross :wink:

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    Reminds me of a comic I used to read...

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    F*cking awful!

    it's like the who's who of the white trash awards.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:

    Dream on ;)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:

    Dream on ;)
    Says the man who lives near Telford :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,151
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:

    Dream on ;)
    Says the man who lives near Telford :wink:

    and urm Stoke :lol:
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Looks like a lot of fun then...
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    arran77 wrote:
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Colinthecop wrote:
    lostboysaint wrote:
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


    998958_10203562700245601_333479731_n.jpg

    She'll have to miss the last race.

    She's probably in it judging by some of the pics in the mail article :wink:

    Crime against fashion perhaps...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,312
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.

    The difference being, once the off license had been emptied, mh would have a hangover that may last a few days.
    At Aintree, the following clinic appts. would last for years and may involve the amputation of a member.

    FTR: I was going to suggest GT Arrowhead's mum for endurance athletes but the thread is in Cake Stop.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,383
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.

    The difference being, once the off license had been emptied, mh would have a hangover that may last a few days.
    At Aintree, the following clinic appts. would last for years and may involve the amputation of a member.

    FTR: I was going to suggest GT Arrowhead's mum for endurance athletes but the thread is in Cake Stop.
    Yup, you'd get a big red ring round the base of your todger but it wouldn't be Boots No.17 and that's for sure.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • motogull
    motogull Posts: 325
    Good grief. The conventional meaning of lady seems to be lost on many there.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 17,341
    we're doomed, doomed
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