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Shocking Fillies at Aintree

arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,392 Lives Here
    Daily Fail added to 'bloke' in a lace body suit mean I'm out, no clicky for me.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Go on, you know you want to :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    If you won't go to the pic's I'll bring the pic's to you :wink:

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    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,392 Lives Here
    Aaaaargh!!!! :shock: That lot could give a chap nightmares.
    The old boiler thread is over there :arrow:
  • ProssPross Posts: 22,353
    Out of all those photos I saw 2 who looked good and I'm not overly fussy! Whatever happened to the law of averages?
  • lostboysaintlostboysaint Posts: 4,369
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?
    Trail fun - Transition Bandit
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  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,392 Lives Here
    Pross, I guess by all you don't mean all 3 pictured above. If you think 2 of them look good you're standards are a considerable distance below "not overly fussy".
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    Oil! Those are someone's daughter/mothers/sisters/livestock your mocking!

    I'm sure vetch will be along in a moment once again to defend these prime examples of the lifestyles of the rich and vulgar :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 15,959
    There's a bit of a mistake in that as some of the pictures are from Hookers Day.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • upperoilcanupperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    The horses are better looking than the women.
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • ColinthecopColinthecop Posts: 996
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


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  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    What a bloody mess! :roll:
  • cornerblockcornerblock Posts: 3,228
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


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    She'll have to miss the last race.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


    998958_10203562700245601_333479731_n.jpg

    She'll have to miss the last race.

    She's probably in it judging by some of the pics in the mail article :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ProssPross Posts: 22,353
    veronese68 wrote:
    Pross, I guess by all you don't mean all 3 pictured above. If you think 2 of them look good you're standards are a considerable distance below "not overly fussy".

    I'd better clarify I meant in the full article. There was one in there who showed how to do class and elegance, I'm assuming she was visiting Liverpool for the first time!
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Pross wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    Pross, I guess by all you don't mean all 3 pictured above. If you think 2 of them look good you're standards are a considerable distance below "not overly fussy".

    I'd better clarify I meant in the full article. There was one in there who showed how to do class and elegance, I'm assuming she was visiting Liverpool for the first time!

    :lol:

    The articles changed since I first posted it up, it's even better now with all of the 'after' pictures as well.

    I'm guessing it was this young lady that caught your eye then Pross :wink:

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    Reminds me of a comic I used to read...

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    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • upperoilcanupperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    F*cking awful!

    it's like the who's who of the white trash awards.
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,151
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:

    Dream on ;)
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:

    Dream on ;)
    Says the man who lives near Telford :wink:
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 18,151
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The upper crust of Liverpool society. Makes Middlesbrough look reet classy :lol:

    Dream on ;)
    Says the man who lives near Telford :wink:

    and urm Stoke :lol:
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    Looks like a lot of fun then...
  • RideOnTimeRideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    arran77 wrote:
    You do know where Aintree is don't you?

    I could hazard a guess....


    998958_10203562700245601_333479731_n.jpg

    She'll have to miss the last race.

    She's probably in it judging by some of the pics in the mail article :wink:

    Crime against fashion perhaps...
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,528
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,528
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.

    The difference being, once the off license had been emptied, mh would have a hangover that may last a few days.
    At Aintree, the following clinic appts. would last for years and may involve the amputation of a member.

    FTR: I was going to suggest GT Arrowhead's mum for endurance athletes but the thread is in Cake Stop.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Skirt and a pulse...that's about it really.

    If you were slightly interested in this particular species and you happened to be at Aintree on this day (I cannot comprehend why you would want to be), how many STD's do you think you could contract between the races?
    Probably all of them. It'd be the VD equivalent of matthew h being locked in an off-license.

    The difference being, once the off license had been emptied, mh would have a hangover that may last a few days.
    At Aintree, the following clinic appts. would last for years and may involve the amputation of a member.

    FTR: I was going to suggest GT Arrowhead's mum for endurance athletes but the thread is in Cake Stop.
    Yup, you'd get a big red ring round the base of your todger but it wouldn't be Boots No.17 and that's for sure.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • motogullmotogull Posts: 309
    Good grief. The conventional meaning of lady seems to be lost on many there.
  • sungodsungod Posts: 12,312
    we're doomed, doomed
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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