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Lifestyles of the completely deluded

team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
I thought we needed a thread for this minority too. :D

I believe..

We get coffee from beans
Mars is red
Hippopotamus milk is pink

(Only one is true)
my isetta is a 300cc bike

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  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:
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  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,843
    Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?


    Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.


    Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • VTechVTech Posts: 4,736
    slowmart wrote:
    Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?


    Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.


    Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?


    I am almost certain it's a one way thing. I don't recall following him into almost every thread he is on just to cause a stir.

    As for the need for your oats, I have a number of a fairly decent Russian that can fulfil your every desire. ;)
    Living MY dream.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,392 Lives Here
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
  • finchyfinchy Posts: 6,889
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:

    Bloody hell, so says Benito666.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 5,607
    veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 3,843
    seanoconn wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D


    If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister? :wink:
    Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. :wink:
    And God created the bicycle, so that man could use it as a means for work and to help him negotiate life's complicated journey.
  • Graham.Graham. Posts: 862
    slowmart wrote:
    Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?


    Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.


    Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?
    Yes, very much yes.
    They both seem like decent chaps to me. Though I an a notoriously poor judge of character! :D
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:

    Bloody hell, so says Benito666.
    How do you know my real name?!
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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    slowmart wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D


    If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister? :wink:
    Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. :wink:

    I'm not sure his missus loves him anymore :wink:

    Sorry Sean :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,028
    It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 40,182
    Mikey23 wrote:
    It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
    Yep, they should tax those nasty rich people more, that seems to solve everything else.
    Whippet
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rolf_frolf_f Posts: 15,959
    veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.

    I think you are deluded in thinking that you aren't in denial. Deny that if you dare.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 22,392 Lives Here
    Rolf F wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.

    I think you are deluded in thinking that you aren't in denial. Deny that if you dare.
    Lies, all lies.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,571
    slowmart wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D


    If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister? :wink:
    Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. :wink:

    If Slowmart is getting your bikes can I please have your shoes? Thank you.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 38,528
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:

    ...Benito666....

    Perfect. Although Benito's afinity for lamposts is somewhat different especially when he's in Clapham Common.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
    Yep, they should tax those nasty rich people more, that seems to solve everything else.

    No you tw4t, sell it back to them.
    S - The Brazilian beach volleyball team
    W - Wiggle Honda

    "This year will be harder than last year. But that is good news; this year will be easier than next year." President of Abyssinia's annual address to the nation.
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