Lifestyles of the completely deluded
team47b
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I thought we needed a thread for this minority too. 
I believe..
We get coffee from beans
Mars is red
Hippopotamus milk is pink
(Only one is true)
I believe..
We get coffee from beans
Mars is red
Hippopotamus milk is pink
(Only one is true)
my isetta is a 300cc bike
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Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy?
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?
Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.
Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Slowmart wrote:Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?
Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.
Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?
I am almost certain it's a one way thing. I don't recall following him into almost every thread he is on just to cause a stir.
As for the need for your oats, I have a number of a fairly decent Russian that can fulfil your every desire. Living MY dream.0 -
I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.0
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Denial is the way forwardVeronese68 wrote:I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
Everything's fine.
The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
I'm absolutely fine, phew Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
seanoconn wrote:
Denial is the way forwardVeronese68 wrote:I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
Everything's fine.
The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
I'm absolutely fine, phew
If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister?
Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
Desmond Tutu0 -
Yes, very much yes.Slowmart wrote:Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?
Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.
Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?
They both seem like decent chaps to me. Though I an a notoriously poor judge of character! 0 -
Slowmart wrote:seanoconn wrote:
Denial is the way forwardVeronese68 wrote:I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
Everything's fine.
The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
I'm absolutely fine, phew
If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister?
Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one.
I'm not sure his missus loves him anymore
Sorry Sean
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn0 -
It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...0
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Yep, they should tax those nasty rich people more, that seems to solve everything else.Mikey23 wrote:It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust..."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Veronese68 wrote:I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
I think you are deluded in thinking that you aren't in denial. Deny that if you dare.Faster than a tent.......0 -
Lies, all lies.Rolf F wrote:Veronese68 wrote:I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
I think you are deluded in thinking that you aren't in denial. Deny that if you dare.0 -
Slowmart wrote:seanoconn wrote:
Denial is the way forwardVeronese68 wrote:I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
Everything's fine.
The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
I'm absolutely fine, phew
If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister?
Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one.
If Slowmart is getting your bikes can I please have your shoes? Thank you.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
johnfinch wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy?
...Benito666....
Perfect. Although Benito's afinity for lamposts is somewhat different especially when he's in Clapham Common.Stevo 666 wrote:
Yep, they should tax those nasty rich people more, that seems to solve everything else.Mikey23 wrote:It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
No you tw4t, sell it back to them.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
