Lifestyles of the completely deluded

team47b
team47b Posts: 6,424
edited April 2014 in The bottom bracket
I thought we needed a thread for this minority too. :D

I believe..

We get coffee from beans
Mars is red
Hippopotamus milk is pink

(Only one is true)
my isetta is a 300cc bike

Comments

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,155
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?


    Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.


    Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    Slowmart wrote:
    Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?


    Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.


    Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?


    I am almost certain it's a one way thing. I don't recall following him into almost every thread he is on just to cause a stir.

    As for the need for your oats, I have a number of a fairly decent Russian that can fulfil your every desire. ;)
    Living MY dream.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,249
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:

    Bloody hell, so says Benito666.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,474
    seanoconn wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D


    If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister? :wink:
    Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    Slowmart wrote:
    Is anyone else sick of reading the constant bickering between V tech and Nathan?


    Please take it off line and PM yourselves blind.


    Or am I simply delusional and existing in a different dimension or do I need to get laid tonight as i'm a grumpy git today?
    Yes, very much yes.
    They both seem like decent chaps to me. Though I an a notoriously poor judge of character! :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,155
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:

    Bloody hell, so says Benito666.
    How do you know my real name?!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Slowmart wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D


    If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister? :wink:
    Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. :wink:

    I'm not sure his missus loves him anymore :wink:

    Sorry Sean :mrgreen:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,155
    Mikey23 wrote:
    It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
    Yep, they should tax those nasty rich people more, that seems to solve everything else.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.

    I think you are deluded in thinking that you aren't in denial. Deny that if you dare.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,249
    Rolf F wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.

    I think you are deluded in thinking that you aren't in denial. Deny that if you dare.
    Lies, all lies.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Slowmart wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    I don't think I'm exciting enough to be deluded. Sometimes in denial, but rarely full on delusion.
    Denial is the way forward

    Everything's fine.
    The funny mole on my back is nothing to worry about.
    The pain in my chest is just heartburn.
    The tingling sensation down my left side is probably a trapped nerve.
    I'm absolutely fine, phew :D


    If your wrong and you die can I have your bike please mister? :wink:
    Any photos of the missus, They're horny as hell after the death of loved one. :wink:

    If Slowmart is getting your bikes can I please have your shoes? Thank you.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    johnfinch wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Surely this thread is for Pinno, Nathan and Finchy? :wink:

    ...Benito666....

    Perfect. Although Benito's afinity for lamposts is somewhat different especially when he's in Clapham Common.
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    It's the government's fault that nothing is being done about this Saharan dust...
    Yep, they should tax those nasty rich people more, that seems to solve everything else.

    No you tw4t, sell it back to them.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!