MTB Joke

stubs

A MTB enthusiast was out for a walk when he met a fellow MTB enthusiast who was riding toward him on a wonderful Hi Tec MTB.
The first MTB enthusiast was stunned. ‘Where did you get that fantastic machine?’ he asked.
‘You’ll never believe it,’ said the second enthusiast. ‘I was walking home yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike onto the ground, took all her clothes off, and said: ‘Take what you want.’
The first MTB enthusiast nodded approvingly. ‘Good choice …her clothes probably wouldn’t have fitted you anyway.’

Chunkers1980

I'd have taken her up the ass

BigAl

Chunkers1980 wrote:

I'd have taken her up the berm

FTFY

mike1-2

Hilarious.

Did a 6 year old tell you that?

FishFish

...em..I think she was a 6 year old.

poah

Chunkers1980 wrote:

I'd have let her take me up the ass

cooldad

The only joke is the moron making a 'joke' in the Hub.

FishFish

cooldad wrote:

The only joke is the moron making a 'joke' in the Hub.

Good joke mate!