MTB Joke
A MTB enthusiast was out for a walk when he met a fellow MTB enthusiast who was riding toward him on a wonderful Hi Tec MTB.
The first MTB enthusiast was stunned. ‘Where did you get that fantastic machine?’ he asked.
‘You’ll never believe it,’ said the second enthusiast. ‘I was walking home yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike onto the ground, took all her clothes off, and said: ‘Take what you want.’
The first MTB enthusiast nodded approvingly. ‘Good choice …her clothes probably wouldn’t have fitted you anyway.’
The first MTB enthusiast was stunned. ‘Where did you get that fantastic machine?’ he asked.
‘You’ll never believe it,’ said the second enthusiast. ‘I was walking home yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike onto the ground, took all her clothes off, and said: ‘Take what you want.’
The first MTB enthusiast nodded approvingly. ‘Good choice …her clothes probably wouldn’t have fitted you anyway.’
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I'd have taken her up the ass0
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Chunkers1980 wrote:I'd have taken her up the berm
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Hilarious.
Did a 6 year old tell you that?0 -
...em..I think she was a 6 year old....take your pickelf on your holibobs....
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The only joke is the moron making a 'joke' in the Hub.I don't do smileys.
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