The shriveled wiener

Mikey23

So where in my ride do I need to start thinking about team wiggle Honda and is it likely to improve my performance?

arran77

Mikey23 wrote:

So where in my ride do I need to start thinking about team wiggle Honda and is it likely to improve my performance?

Mikey with your track record I'd be keeping my thoughts firmly on cycling if I were you and not distracting yourself with thoughts of Lycra clad women

Pross

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

I see Sean hasn't posted on this thread. I assume shriveling isn't a problem for him at the moment.

I'm being kept in a cosy warm place most of the time so no shrinkage Thanks for thinking of me

Don't let the Daily Mail find out they're wasting tax payer's money on heating prison cells (especially those in the category 1 block)!

Mikey23

@a77... You're probably right... Wouldn't want anything else to break as it hits the deck

seanoconn

Pross wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

I see Sean hasn't posted on this thread. I assume shriveling isn't a problem for him at the moment.

I'm being kept in a cosy warm place most of the time so no shrinkage Thanks for thinking of me

Don't let the Daily Mail find out they're wasting tax payer's money on heating prison cells (especially those in the category 1 block)!

They might be more concerned about my ability to roam the Internet!

Mikey23

So the padding is there for thermal efficiency then?

pinno

Mikey23 wrote:

So the padding is there for thermal efficiency then?

Yep, padded cells keep you very warm and he has the added novelty of bouncing off the walls with Belinda, providing they let him have Belinda in with him.

jordan_217

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

I see Sean hasn't posted on this thread. I assume shriveling isn't a problem for him at the moment.

I'm being kept in a cosy warm place most of the time so no shrinkage Thanks for thinking of me

Smug twunt. You've changed

seanoconn

jordan_217 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

I see Sean hasn't posted on this thread. I assume shriveling isn't a problem for him at the moment.

I'm being kept in a cosy warm place most of the time so no shrinkage Thanks for thinking of me

Smug twunt. You've changed

Nope. I was always a smug twunt, but now with good reason

jordan_217

seanoconn wrote:

jordan_217 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

I see Sean hasn't posted on this thread. I assume shriveling isn't a problem for him at the moment.

I'm being kept in a cosy warm place most of the time so no shrinkage Thanks for thinking of me

Smug twunt. You've changed

Nope. I was always a smug twunt, but now with good reason

Fair one. I admire that. Though, my Missues isn't allowed to drop my youngest off at nursery whilst you're on the loose.

Mikey23

I think this really should be the name of a pub...

pinno

Mikey23 wrote:

I think this really should be the name of a pub...

..or variations on a theme:

The Chipolata and Hazelnuts

The Stump and Prunes...?