Saturday morning thread

tlw1

Mornin

I was wrong, its not man-flu, it's ebola - I left the pub early and didn't really drink at home last night

Today is study till the kids get back from swimming, then off to Shrewsbury for day one of the wifes birthday (her actual birthday is Thursday)

Later probably pub if I survive the day

bg13

Morning cruddistas

Off up lincoln to see some old mates at a pals birthday party today, could be messy. Or i could just leave the pub early and not drink...........oh sorry i'm not ghey! ;-)

Northampton tomorrow to see the folks and get fed, i like.

pip pip

ste_t

MatelotFreddy wrote:

Morning all! I've been away for a while!

Moving house for the 3rd time in a year and a half, clearing out the garage today while the wife is away. Multiple trips to the charity shop I think!

Another house move, another garden brimming with dead hookers.

Morning fools,

Today is work.

Boo hiss.

Laters

veronese68

Pottering about trying to tidy the garage in between stripping sessions for me. Need to buy the female child a new helmet, pesky kids keep growing.
Enjoy.

welshkev

Morning all,

Drank way too much last night, got to bed at 2.30 and my boy decided 6.30 was a good time to wake up!! 4 hrs sleep and a hangover doesn't really work!!

Laters

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Pottering about trying to tidy the garage in between stripping sessions

Strippers on a Saturday morning - you've earned your Cruddy wings Veronese.

Morning Specimens,

Nearly bought quite a lot of stuff out of the new Rose catalogue that dropped though the letterbox yesterday, bur managed to resist. Now chilling in town with a bucket of Costa's finest in front of me. Later is party time - a good mate of mine is chucking an 18th birthday party for his daughter round his house and the old f@rts are invited. This could be an ace perving opportunity if she has some fit mates :twisted:

tlw1

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pottering about trying to tidy the garage in between stripping sessions

Strippers on a Saturday morning - you've earned your Cruddy wings Veronese.

Morning Specimens,

Nearly bought quite a lot of stuff out of the new Rose catalogue that dropped though the letterbox yesterday, bur managed to resist. Now chilling in town with a bucket of Costa's finest in front of me. Later is party time - a good mate of mine is chucking an 18th birthday party for his daughter round his house and the old f@rts are invited. This could be an ace perving opportunity if she has some fit mates :twisted:

You know the rules....... Pictures or a restraining order

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Been a busy couple of weeks for me so not been doing anything much other than working, none of that this weekend fortunately so been for a quick ride so far this morning then the final two hockey matches of the season this afternoon to look forward to. Tomorrow will be bikes too as the GF is away for a month in Wales sticking her fist in some sheep. Hope she washes before she comes back...

TTFN

bg13

Angry Bird wrote:

sticking her fist in some sheep. Hope she washes before she comes back...

TTFN

Would it be appropropriate to ask for pictures?

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Angry Bird wrote:

sticking her fist in some sheep. Hope she washes before she comes back...

TTFN

Would it be appropropriate to ask for pictures?

Of the sheep?

thekickingmule

Afternoon Losers!

Went and did a practise run of my Mod 1 test this morning, and it went well. The bigger bike is fantastic! Test is on Monday, so we'll see how I get on.
This afternoon, hopefully I'll be going to the football if this weather doesn't get it called off! My aunt is meant to be coming with me, which I'm never keen on, but it keeps her happy.

Laters!

Stevo_666

matthew h wrote:

or a restraining order

You're assuming I get no willing takers

bg13

matthew h wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Angry Bird wrote:

sticking her fist in some sheep. Hope she washes before she comes back...

TTFN

Would it be appropropriate to ask for pictures?

Of the sheep?

they love a good fisting so i hear!

veronese68

Stevo 666 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Pottering about trying to tidy the garage in between stripping sessions

Strippers on a Saturday morning - you've earned your Cruddy wings Veronese.

Morning Specimens,

Nearly bought quite a lot of stuff out of the new Rose catalogue that dropped though the letterbox yesterday, bur managed to resist. Now chilling in town with a bucket of Costa's finest in front of me. Later is party time - a good mate of mine is chucking an 18th birthday party for his daughter round his house and the old f@rts are invited. This could be an ace perving opportunity if she has some fit mates :twisted:

An excess of stripping meant this particular old git had to have a lie down for a while, bit of a glass back moment.
Enjoy the party, try not to get caught perving by any of the dads.

Stevo_666

Managed not to get caught Mind you most of the teenagers took over one if the upstairs rooms and only came down for more beer. They must have known...