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pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
edited February 2014 in The bottom bracket
In the light of dubious recent developments, Pina Bookies dot com is offering these odds on the following outcomes:
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

What will happen to Sean 'the A wing swinger' Lines away conman now that he has met his dream bird? 8 votes

Nothing, he will wake up from Friday's intoxication and resulting dream induced coma - Evens
0% 0 votes
The female in question is actually an illegal immigrant and will be sent home - 10-1
0% 0 votes
He runs away when he discovers her array of STD's - 5-1
0% 0 votes
His cheque to 'Russian Brides' bounces and she says "до свидания ребенок" - 6-1
25% 2 votes
He finds out 'she' was a 'he' and worse, a hairy legged crudder so they live happily ever after - 16-1
12% 1 vote
Dream girl moonlights as a 'pro' and he's not the only 'love' - 8-1
0% 0 votes
Dream girl realises Sean is the one that cost her mother a fortune in cosmetic surgery - 25-1
0% 0 votes
Sean gets married to dream girl and ends up in Pentonville for Mysogony - 66-1
12% 1 vote
Dream girl is Stevo 666's burd and this will be the beginning of the end - 33million-1
12% 1 vote
It fizzles out after only a wekk because of Sean's little ding-a-ling - 5-4on
37% 3 votes

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  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I hope I'm right, there's a few of us with build projects that need funding so we need Sean back inside touting his chocolate ring around A Wing :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,304
    I voted that it's my burd. Well you can always hope :D
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Or after these months of antagonising each other, Sean's dream love turns out to be Pina.
    Well that's what happens in most romcoms.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 45,289
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Or after these months of antagonising each other, Sean's dream love turns out to be Pina.
    Well that's what happens in most romcoms.

    There's a huge flaw in that theory - I am nobody's dream.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,304
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Or after these months of antagonising each other, Sean's dream love turns out to be Pina.
    Well that's what happens in most romcoms.

    There's a huge flaw in that theory - I am nobody's dream.
    Look on the bright side, you have great self awareness.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Or after these months of antagonising each other, Sean's dream love turns out to be Pina.
    Well that's what happens in most romcoms.

    There's a huge flaw in that theory - I am nobody's dream.
    Look on the bright side, you have great self awareness.

    Either that, or he has finally understood what people have been telling him for years.
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 49,304
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Or after these months of antagonising each other, Sean's dream love turns out to be Pina.
    Well that's what happens in most romcoms.

    There's a huge flaw in that theory - I am nobody's dream.
    Look on the bright side, you have great self awareness.

    Either that, or he has finally understood what people have been telling him for years.
    But we like him really. Hope you've remembered to chip in for the coffee mug we've bought him to show just how much we miss him while he's been away on hols. I can't put my finger on it, but this just has Piña written all over it:

































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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,903
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Or after these months of antagonising each other, Sean's dream love turns out to be Pina.
    Well that's what happens in most romcoms.

    There's a huge flaw in that theory - I am nobody's dream.
    Look on the bright side, you have great self awareness.

    Either that, or he has finally understood what people have been telling him for years.
    But we like him really. Hope you've remembered to chip in for the coffee mug we've bought him to show just how much we miss him while he's been away on hols.

    I can't put my finger on it, but this just has Piña written all over it:


























    p6086_column_grid_12.jpg

    :lol:
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