Define "class"

Frank the tank
Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
edited January 2014 in The cake stop
Come on, it's been alluded to elsewhere let's have a thread on it.

How do you define the different "classes" in society..........................If you believe such things are still relevant, and where would you place yourself in such a hierarchy.
Tail end Charlie

The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited January 2014
    Every above me is a posh tw@t. Everybody below me is scum.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    Every above me is a posh tw@t. Everybody below me is scum.

    Sorry you think we're all posh twats.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    Every above me is a posh tw@t. Everybody below me is scum.

    You wussed out there didn't you :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited January 2014
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Every above me is a posh tw@t. Everybody below me is scum.

    Sorry you think we're all posh twats.
    I was trying to make a serious point about how ones perception of class is relative and people generally like to consider themselves in the middle of a spectrum rather than at an end. They therefore split the spectrum around their own position. This means that, no matter how low you are, as long as you can look down on somebody or up to somebody, you don't realise you're near the end of the spectrum.

    cue predictable Arran77 joke........
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    GiantMike wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    Every above me is a posh tw@t. Everybody below me is scum.

    Sorry you think we're all posh twats.
    I was trying to make a serious point about how ones perception of class is relative and people generally like to consider themselves in the middle of a spectrum rather than at an end. They therefore split the spectrum around their own position.

    Yeah yeah, serious point that you had to go back and edit because you cacked yourself, I saw what was written after your serious point before you deleted it :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    A bunch of people learning stuff.
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Bearnaise as opposed to red or brown :D
  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    You and me have got class Frank, that's all that matters :D
  • ukiboy
    ukiboy Posts: 891
    Class: BMW R90S in the orange smoke colour scheme, circa 1974(ish)
    Outside the rat race and proud of it
  • crom7
    crom7 Posts: 83
    Would you like to come for tea?
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    I am "new affluent workers" class. Which means I was born on a council estate and now work as a technician.
    Living MY dream.
  • gethinceri
    gethinceri Posts: 1,659
    I would like to place myself on top of Mylene Klaas.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,152
    Gethinceri wrote:
    I would like to place myself on top of Mylene Klaas.
    You are the new ken Barlow
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,320
    If you think about it, you do not have it.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Kendal Black Drop
    Kendal Black Drop Posts: 638
    To find out what class someone is ask them "What's your favourite tea?"

    If their reply is Lansang souchong or Darjeeling they are upper class.

    If their reply is PG Tips they are middle class.

    If their reply is pie and mash or stew they are working class.
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Kendal Black Drop wrote:
    To find out what class someone is ask them "What's your favourite tea?"

    If their reply is Lansang souchong or Darjeeling they are upper class.

    If their reply is PG Tips they are middle class.

    If their reply is pie and mash or stew they are working class.
    To find out what class someone is ask them "What's your favourite forum?"

    If their reply is The Roman Forum or (Forum Romanum) they are upper class.

    If their reply is The Classic FM Listeners' Forum they are middle class.

    If their reply is Bottom Bracket or Crud Catcher they are working class.
  • badgerbeaver
    badgerbeaver Posts: 102
    GiantMike wrote:
    Every above me is a posh tw@t. Everybody below me is scum.

    genius :D
  • badgerbeaver
    badgerbeaver Posts: 102
    1. At home, do you have more books than DVDs?

    No books at all = Vagrant / non-working class
    NO= Working Class

    2. YES> Did you buy most of the books yourself?

    YES= Lower Middle Class

    3. NO> Are any of the books about your family?

    NO = Upper middle class
    YES = Upper Class
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    GiantMike wrote:
    Kendal Black Drop wrote:
    To find out what class someone is ask them "What's your favourite tea?"

    If their reply is Lansang souchong or Darjeeling they are upper class.

    If their reply is PG Tips they are middle class.

    If their reply is pie and mash or stew they are working class.
    To find out what class someone is ask them "What's your favourite forum?"

    If their reply is The Roman Forum or (Forum Romanum) they are upper class.

    If their reply is The Classic FM Listeners' Forum they are middle class.

    If their reply is Bottom Bracket or Crud Catcher they are working class.

    Classic FM? Only listen to the Third Programme old bean.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    You're a 'class' person in my book if you have the courage of your convictions.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    How many convictions you got, Arran? :lol:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Ballysmate wrote:
    How many convictions you got, Arran? :lol:

    None but I'll stand by whatever I say or do :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    arran77 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    How many convictions you got, Arran? :lol:

    None but I'll stand by whatever I say or do :wink:


    Me? I'll stand by and let somebody else do it. :wink:
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    Class is... to treat everyone else the way you would want to be treated
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Class is... to treat everyone else the way you would want to be treated


    Not so common here.
    Living MY dream.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    VTech wrote:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Class is... to treat everyone else the way you would want to be treated


    Not so common here.

    Perhaps lots of people on here just like to be treated like shite then :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    VTech wrote:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Class is... to treat everyone else the way you would want to be treated


    Not so common here.


    ahh vtech, don't confuse internet opinions/bluster with real life scenarios. In real life I like to think that most of the people on here would go out of there way (if within their power) to help someone in trouble :)
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    bianchimoon wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Class is... to treat everyone else the way you would want to be treated


    Not so common here.


    ahh vtech, don't confuse internet opinions/bluster with real life scenarios. In real life I like to think that most of the people on here would go out of there way (if within their power) to help someone in trouble :)

    This, plenty of these about :wink:

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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,973
    bianchimoon wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    bianchimoon wrote:
    Class is... to treat everyone else the way you would want to be treated


    Not so common here.


    ahh vtech, don't confuse internet opinions/bluster with real life scenarios. In real life I like to think that most of the people on here would go out of there way (if within their power) to help someone in trouble :)

    I suppose that to believe that in the face of evidence is a mark of class too.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    we're all human, i've disagreed with vtech at times on the interweb, in real life the bollox we sometimes talk on here means nothing at all, I'd wager no one will come on here and say they wouldn't help a fellow human in trouble (and mean it) :wink:
    Therefore we are all class people :D
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

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