Flasher???What would you do?

crom7

Curious to see how my fellow BR users would deal with this situation:

Have been living in a pleasant close for 5 years now - new guy (mid to late 50s) moves into house opposite - have noticed that every morning he makes and takes breakfast stark bollock naked, today he spent more than 2 hours flaunting his saggy arse and knob around his kitchen window.

My kids are 4 and 7 and haven't noticed yet but it's only a matter of time...what would you do?

Colinthecop

Close your curtains.

nigeldoyle

Take a photo and put it in his letter box.

crom7

Colinthecop wrote:

Close your curtains.

Only a short term solution really.

redvee

Does he have any sort of window dressing like curtains or blinds he can close? Whilst nudity in a private residence isn't against the law, the fact he can be seen from outside can cause offence. Have a word with him mentioning the children might be able to see his lack of clothing, if it continues have another chat with him but keep a note of dates and times of these talks cause if it continues you might have to take it to the police and raise the fact of the children in your house.

sbesley

Personally I'd just chill! It's just an arse and some bits...

But if it is still upsetting you just go over and introduce yourself, chat for a few minutes and then just mention that on these dark winter mornings the interior of his kitchen is very well illuminated from your house and wait for the penny to drop.

or...

if passive aggressive is more your cup of tea

Position a flashing rear light in your window pointing his direction. Leave it on for the duration of the 'show'!

buckles

nigeldoyle wrote:

Take a photo and put it in his letter box.

This...

crom7

He does have blinds, but doesn't use them at all.

Don't have a problem with people being naked in their own homes at all - this guy seems to spend an abnormally large proportion of his time in front of his window though (which faces our kids bedroom)

MattC59

Mention to him that you're concerned that he's doing it because he knows where the kids bedroom is, and that if he doesn't stop, you'll report him to relevant authorities.

That should put the fear of god up him !

Velonutter

I'd just be straight up, firm but polite and say you don't want your kids seeing him naked and would he please cover up when he is viewable, if he refuses or doesn't then firm warning letter through his letter box and then if still no action then the police.

RideOnTime

If he burns with a blue flame - he's a pedophile and you were justified - if its a green flame he was a witch and if its a blue and orange flame you have burned an innocent man. May be write him a letter...

Stevo_666

Velonutter wrote:

I'd just be straight up, firm but polite and say you don't want your kids seeing him naked and would he please cover up when he is viewable, if he refuses or doesn't then firm warning letter through his letter box and then if still no action then the police.

This. Or tell the local press that Gary Glitter has had plastic surgery and moved into that house. Hey presto, lynch mob round his house

random man

I'd just be pi$$ed off that it wasn't a fit young female flasher Unlucky

joelsim

Get some gaffer tape and next time you see him go out, tape over the bit of the kitchen window that shows his knackers, and leave a little note saying that your kids have complained about him.

mamba80

crom7 wrote:

Curious to see how my fellow BR users would deal with this situation:

Have been living in a pleasant close for 5 years now - new guy (mid to late 50s) moves into house opposite - have noticed that every morning he makes and takes breakfast stark bollock naked, today he spent more than 2 hours flaunting his saggy ars* and knob around his kitchen window.

My kids are 4 and 7 and haven't noticed yet but it's only a matter of time...what would you do?

I would go to the Police, say you want it dealt with anonymously, neighbour disputes can easily escalate but the chances are he has no idea you can see in or that you are spying on him every morning for 2hrs

RideOnTime

Go ring his doorbell and shout 'you dirty pervert' through his letterbox... then run off...

Everytime you see him give him marks out of 10...
Never more than 5 unless you want him to continue...

PostieJohn

A female colleague returned to the office all of a fluster, having been 'properly' dirty raincoat flashed.
When asked 'what did you do', she replied:-

"I just stood there with my mouth open".

Colinthecop

Velonutter wrote:

and then if still no action then the police.

Yes, the Police will sort it. He'll be arrested for the crime of nudity.

Just like all those scallywags on the nudist beach. Criminals the lot of them.

:roll:

flasher

Sorry

crom7

Flasher wrote:

Sorry

Bloody hell Flasher, if I'd known you were on BR there wouldn't have been a problem! Your forgiven.

Thanks all (well almost all), a good mix of serious advice and good humor. Will see how things go and if the perv continues to share his knob with us I'll probably have a word...if this fails I'll check to see if he burns with a blue flame.

pinno

crom7 wrote:

Curious to see how my fellow BR users would deal with this situation:

Have been living in a pleasant close for 5 years now - new guy (mid to late 50s) moves into house opposite - have noticed that every morning he makes and takes breakfast stark bollock naked, today he spent more than 2 hours flaunting his saggy ars* and knob around his kitchen window.

My kids are 4 and 7 and haven't noticed yet but it's only a matter of time...what would you do?

Go live in Sweden for a while and partake in mixed saunas, then you'll get over your prudish Britishness (no offence). Who gives a damn?
When collecting his child at the end of the day, a local nursery nurse informed my Yorkshire mate that his daughter had a problem with her 'pee pee'. "Her what?" he asked, "You know, her little flower...erm...her front bum?" "You mean her Vagina?" to which she protested and said that he couldn't say that?!?
Personally, I would find it very funny and if it upsets the kids, why? If your kids stood at the window pointing and laughing, I doubt he would do it for much longer.

slowmart

Subtle. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19760006

Forthright http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2 ... -shagging/

Colinthecop

crom7 wrote:

Thanks all (well almost all),

I hope you don't mean me.... :roll:

As I wont be pleased if this mans c@ck is going to come between us.... :shock:

chrisaonabike

crom7 wrote:

My kids are 4 and 7 and haven't noticed yet but it's only a matter of time...what would you do?

"There you are kids, make sure you get plenty of exercise, or you'll end up looking like that."

Seriously, so the kids see a bloke in the altogether in his own house, that's going to harm them how?

crom7

ChrisAOnABike wrote:

"There you are kids, make sure you get plenty of exercise, or you'll end up looking like that."

Seriously, so the kids see a bloke in the altogether in his own house, that's going to harm them how?

My kids are pretty level headed and I'm sure it wouldn't harm them at all - if they did notice I probably would deal with it in a similar way to your suggestion rather than making a big deal of it.

Don't have a problem with nudity whatsoever and think that people should be able to do what ever they want in their own homes. I do feel that, in this case, the guy is obviously aware of the fact he can be seen by children - and this is where I think it becomes unacceptable. Not sure if this is British prudishness or not...my Mrs Crom7 is Portuguese and she thinks he's a perverted old bastard too.

mamba80

pinarello001 wrote:

Go live in Sweden for a while and partake in mixed saunas, then you'll get over your prudish Britishness (no offence). Who gives a damn?
When collecting his child at the end of the day, a local nursery nurse informed my Yorkshire mate that his daughter had a problem with her 'pee pee'. "Her what?" he asked, "You know, her little flower...erm...her front bum?" "You mean her Vagina?" to which she protested and said that he couldn't say that?!?
Personally, I would find it very funny and if it upsets the kids, why? If your kids stood at the window pointing and laughing, I doubt he would do it for much longer.

yes us brits are very prudish but I ve lived in Sweden and you choose to go to a mixed sauna, naked sunbathing around the parks of Stockholm did throw me for a while though
most uk swimming pools will have uni sex changing facilities, so a 4 or 7 yo wont give a shoot.
I think the point here is, whether this guy is doing this for his own weird sexually desires or not.

MountainMonster

Or maybe you guys are trying to make it something bigger than it is implying that he knows kids are watching........

southdownswolf

MountainMonster wrote:

Or maybe you guys are trying to make it something bigger than it is implying that he knows kids are watching........

How do you know how big it is?

Doesn't exist until a photo is posted.... :twisted:

arran77

Next time you see him with his todger out just stand in your window pointing and laughing

Frank the tank

random man wrote:

I'd just be pi$$ed off that it wasn't a fit young female flasher Unlucky

Don't be daft, you would be a peeping Tom if that was the case.

mallorcajeff

Fight fire with fire, have you got a bigger c0ck?

Id write a letter addressed from a concerned neighbour, if nothing ask the police for advice.

I once got a caution when shagging my ugly ex gf, got cautioned for having an offensive person on my weapon. Sorry couldnt resist