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Team Sky - Please cut it out ... but not literally

emaddenemadden Posts: 2,431
edited January 2014 in Pro race
There New Year has barely begun, and its already ruined...


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  • alihisgreatalihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    Haha just saw this on Twitter. Amazing!

    Wonder how much faster it makes him :lol:
  • emaddenemadden Posts: 2,431
    The next step for these guys is body painting coupled with a c-string for modesty with a cut out chamois tucked in for comfort
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  • RichN95.RichN95. Posts: 25,501
    Is Miley Cyrus designing their kit nowadays?
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  • andypandyp Posts: 8,712
    Sneak preview of the new supporters kit too;

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  • wombly_kneeswombly_knees Posts: 657
    Is there space in the crotch area to stick a five quid note?
  • Yellow PerilYellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    wombly knees wrote:
    Is there space in the crotch area to stick a five quid note?

    I hope so because that is exactly how much I'll bet the team to wear that, and no additional clothing, during MSR and KBK
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  • redveeredvee Posts: 11,921
    What about the Team Sky femme kit, does it come with covers? :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • MarkjaspiMarkjaspi Posts: 729
    Oh no not good!
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  • MccariaMccaria Posts: 869
    Is it Rapha or Ann Summers ?
  • greasedscotsmangreasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    Fortunate that Cavendish isn't riding for Sky anymore...

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  • dodgydodgy Posts: 2,890
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  • ProssPross Posts: 29,629
    UK Cycling Expert (@ukcyclingexpert)
    01/01/2014 11:15
    Loving Team Sky's home kit for the new race season! Paul Gummage asked for more transparency and Sir David Brailsford has obliged! #loveit
  • No_Ta_DoctorNo_Ta_Doctor Posts: 11,192
    Pross wrote:
    UK Cycling Expert (@ukcyclingexpert)
    01/01/2014 11:15
    Loving Team Sky's home kit for the new race season! Paul Gummage asked for more transparency and Sir David Brailsford has obliged! #loveit
    :lol:
    “Road racing was over and the UCI had banned my riding positions on the track, so it was like ‘Jings, crivvens, help ma Boab, what do I do now? I know, I’ll go away and be depressed for 10 years’.”

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  • salsiccia1salsiccia1 Posts: 3,720
    Please tell me that is a spoof. PLEASE.
    It's only a bit of sport, Mun. Relax and enjoy the racing.
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    edited January 2014
    My eyes! My eyes!!

    Disgraceful kit.
  • LutherBLutherB Posts: 544
    I thought I saw this but think i just imagined it:

    UK Cycling Expert (@ukcyclingexpert)
    01/01/2014 11:30
    Team Sky now sponsored by Gaye Bykers on Acid, new kit to be unveiled at The Blue Oyster bar
  • rayjayrayjay Posts: 1,384
    Sh%t , we are going to end up having all these fat sportive riders riding on the Sky bikes with a stack of spacers on their head tubes and their flabby flesh hanging out for all to see :lol:
  • frenchfighterfrenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    Absolutely appalling. These guys have absolutely no shame. I hope the UCI bans this.
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  • rick_chaseyrick_chasey Posts: 57,428 Lives Here
    frenchfighter wrote:
    Absolutely appalling. These guys have absolutely no shame. I hope the UCI bans this.

    Bahahahaha
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  • goonzgoonz Posts: 3,106
    Hideous, Rapha not doing themselves any favours with their name on it. Even if it wasnt them that designed or manufactured it. If it was then even worse.
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  • jscljscl Posts: 1,015
    goonz wrote:
    Hideous, Rapha not doing themselves any favours with their name on it. Even if it wasnt them that designed or manufactured it. If it was then even worse.
    Design vs performance enhancements to win a TT at a GT.
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  • Richmond RacerRichmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Happy New Year everyone :):)

    To the relief of all very understandably concerned about lardy MAMILs out in a replica...fear not, Rapha dont flog the skinsuits

    (and quite right, Rapha didnt design or make last year's, and they havent made this affair either)

    Bizarrely, the Froomester's quite blatent camping up in his pic has warmed me to the fella somewhat. Shows a good sense of humour.

    One rider who'll have no problem with that kit is Bernie 'its a bit warm here in the bunch, I think I'll take off my baselayer' Eisel. Nor I suspect will his legion of female and gay fans.... :wink:
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 20,090
    Aaaahhhh my eyes......

    what has been seen can't be unseen
  • thegreatdividethegreatdivide Posts: 5,138
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  • MccariaMccaria Posts: 869
    Does this mean they will have to shave their chest hair as well ?
  • Richmond RacerRichmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Mccaria wrote:
    Does this mean they will have to shave their chest hair as well ?


    They may consider Veet hair removal cream - but may want to look at the top 2 reviews on Amazon first
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
  • AnonymousAnonymous Posts: 79,678
    If this was a Garmin (or other WT team) rider, this thread would never have been started.

    I suppose if it keeps the rider cooler going up a mountain in the middle of the summer they will use it. I am sure other teams will follow suit.
  • MccariaMccaria Posts: 869
    Thanks for that RR, maybe that's how they get Froome up the Ventoux so quickly, no soothing cream until the finish.
  • antsmithmkantsmithmk Posts: 717
    Regardless of team, I am fairly sure if the last winner of the tour tweeted that we would have a thread...
  • thomthomthomthom Posts: 3,574
    edited January 2014
    sjmclean wrote:
    If this was a Garmin (or other WT team) rider, this thread would never have been started.

    You are right. This would look just top dollar on little Hesjedal.
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