Team Sky - Please cut it out ... but not literally

emadden
emadden Posts: 2,431
edited January 2014 in Pro race
There New Year has barely begun, and its already ruined...


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  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    Haha just saw this on Twitter. Amazing!

    Wonder how much faster it makes him :lol:
  • emadden
    emadden Posts: 2,431
    The next step for these guys is body painting coupled with a c-string for modesty with a cut out chamois tucked in for comfort
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,259
    Is Miley Cyrus designing their kit nowadays?
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  • andyp
    andyp Posts: 10,570
    Sneak preview of the new supporters kit too;

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  • wombly_knees
    wombly_knees Posts: 657
    Is there space in the crotch area to stick a five quid note?
  • Yellow Peril
    Yellow Peril Posts: 4,466
    wombly knees wrote:
    Is there space in the crotch area to stick a five quid note?

    I hope so because that is exactly how much I'll bet the team to wear that, and no additional clothing, during MSR and KBK
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  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    What about the Team Sky femme kit, does it come with covers? :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Markjaspi
    Markjaspi Posts: 729
    Oh no not good!
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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Is it Rapha or Ann Summers ?
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    Fortunate that Cavendish isn't riding for Sky anymore...

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  • dodgy
    dodgy Posts: 2,890
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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,530
    UK Cycling Expert (@ukcyclingexpert)
    01/01/2014 11:15
    Loving Team Sky's home kit for the new race season! Paul Gummage asked for more transparency and Sir David Brailsford has obliged! #loveit
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,676
    Pross wrote:
    UK Cycling Expert (@ukcyclingexpert)
    01/01/2014 11:15
    Loving Team Sky's home kit for the new race season! Paul Gummage asked for more transparency and Sir David Brailsford has obliged! #loveit
    :lol:
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  • salsiccia1
    salsiccia1 Posts: 3,725
    Please tell me that is a spoof. PLEASE.
    It's only a bit of sport, Mun. Relax and enjoy the racing.
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    edited January 2014
    My eyes! My eyes!!

    Disgraceful kit.
  • LutherB
    LutherB Posts: 544
    I thought I saw this but think i just imagined it:

    UK Cycling Expert (@ukcyclingexpert)
    01/01/2014 11:30
    Team Sky now sponsored by Gaye Bykers on Acid, new kit to be unveiled at The Blue Oyster bar
  • rayjay
    rayjay Posts: 1,384
    Sh%t , we are going to end up having all these fat sportive riders riding on the Sky bikes with a stack of spacers on their head tubes and their flabby flesh hanging out for all to see :lol:
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    Absolutely appalling. These guys have absolutely no shame. I hope the UCI bans this.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    frenchfighter wrote:
    Absolutely appalling. These guys have absolutely no shame. I hope the UCI bans this.

    Bahahahaha
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  • goonz
    goonz Posts: 3,106
    Hideous, Rapha not doing themselves any favours with their name on it. Even if it wasnt them that designed or manufactured it. If it was then even worse.
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  • jscl
    jscl Posts: 1,015
    goonz wrote:
    Hideous, Rapha not doing themselves any favours with their name on it. Even if it wasnt them that designed or manufactured it. If it was then even worse.
    Design vs performance enhancements to win a TT at a GT.
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  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Happy New Year everyone :):)

    To the relief of all very understandably concerned about lardy MAMILs out in a replica...fear not, Rapha dont flog the skinsuits

    (and quite right, Rapha didnt design or make last year's, and they havent made this affair either)

    Bizarrely, the Froomester's quite blatent camping up in his pic has warmed me to the fella somewhat. Shows a good sense of humour.

    One rider who'll have no problem with that kit is Bernie 'its a bit warm here in the bunch, I think I'll take off my baselayer' Eisel. Nor I suspect will his legion of female and gay fans.... :wink:
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,183
    Aaaahhhh my eyes......

    what has been seen can't be unseen
  • thegreatdivide
    thegreatdivide Posts: 5,807
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  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Does this mean they will have to shave their chest hair as well ?
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Mccaria wrote:
    Does this mean they will have to shave their chest hair as well ?


    They may consider Veet hair removal cream - but may want to look at the top 2 reviews on Amazon first
    http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    If this was a Garmin (or other WT team) rider, this thread would never have been started.

    I suppose if it keeps the rider cooler going up a mountain in the middle of the summer they will use it. I am sure other teams will follow suit.
  • Mccaria
    Mccaria Posts: 869
    Thanks for that RR, maybe that's how they get Froome up the Ventoux so quickly, no soothing cream until the finish.
  • antsmithmk
    antsmithmk Posts: 717
    Regardless of team, I am fairly sure if the last winner of the tour tweeted that we would have a thread...
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    edited January 2014
    sjmclean wrote:
    If this was a Garmin (or other WT team) rider, this thread would never have been started.

    You are right. This would look just top dollar on little Hesjedal.

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