what bike would god have

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  • stubs
    stubs Posts: 5,001
    God probably rides one of these

    somerby-victoria-pendleton-bike.jpg
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    to answer this question is easy

    He borrows mine while I'm at work

    I know this is true 'cause its always filthy when I get back home.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    Cqc wrote:
    Northern monkey, whether or not god exists has precisely nothing to do with my question, and what you just said has been said by others a million times anyway

    It has everything to do with the question. If an imaginary friend doesn't exist, then he/she/it doesn't ride a bike.

    QED.

    you can still answer the question based on what god is thought to be

    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    Clank wrote:
    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:

    what kind of bike would santa ride, what kinda bike would yoda ride, what kinda bike would any other fictional character ride. its fairly simple to deduce based on what you know about them.

    your maw likes to ride big and black given what I know about her :wink:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:

    what kind of bike would santa ride, what kinda bike would yoda ride, what kinda bike would any other fictional character ride. its fairly simple to deduce based on what you know about them.

    your maw likes to ride big and black given what I know about her :wink:

    What kind of bike does a dogger ride. Ghost ASX I believe.
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    cooldad wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:

    what kind of bike would santa ride, what kinda bike would yoda ride, what kinda bike would any other fictional character ride. its fairly simple to deduce based on what you know about them.

    your maw likes to ride big and black given what I know about her :wink:

    What kind of bike does a dogger ride. Ghost ASX I believe.

    explains why your wife has one - I'd be getting a DNA test done to make sure your kids are actually yours :wink:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    Mistaken identity I think. My ex wife flies a broom.
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    cooldad wrote:
    Mistaken identity I think. My ex wife flies a broom.


    who would have thought you have an ex-wife :lol:
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    POAH wrote:
    cooldad wrote:
    Mistaken identity I think. My ex wife flies a broom.


    who would have thought you have an ex-wife :lol:

    And by ex, I mean you'll never find the ditch.
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  • Briggo
    Briggo Posts: 3,537
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:

    what kind of bike would santa ride, what kinda bike would yoda ride, what kinda bike would any other fictional character ride. its fairly simple to deduce based on what you know about them.

    None of them would ride anything as they don't exist.

    I think you need to get out more.
  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    Eric Clapton is a legend. "LAYLAAAAAAAAA"

    I still prefer Jimi, Slash, and Synyster Gates as guitarists though.
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    Briggo wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:

    what kind of bike would santa ride, what kinda bike would yoda ride, what kinda bike would any other fictional character ride. its fairly simple to deduce based on what you know about them.

    None of them would ride anything as they don't exist.

    I think you need to get out more.

    just as well its a hypothetical question, a bit like when you'll lose your virginity
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    POAH wrote:
    Briggo wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The Fail is strong in this one. :lol:

    what kind of bike would santa ride, what kinda bike would yoda ride, what kinda bike would any other fictional character ride. its fairly simple to deduce based on what you know about them.

    None of them would ride anything as they don't exist.

    I think you need to get out more.

    just as well its a hypothetical question, a bit like when you'll lose your virginity
    When you decide to lose yours, try Rhyl. Sheep's mum lives there. She'll sort you out for a fiver.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    POAH wrote:
    just as well its a hypothetical question, a bit like when you'll lose your virginity

    The f**k would you know about losing virginity? :lol:

    Getting bizzay with your right hand - t'ain't the same as losing your virginity.

    Especially when it's used on someone else's junk.
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    cooldad wrote:
    When you decide to lose yours, try Rhyl. Sheep's mum lives there. She'll sort you out for a fiver.


    Ah rhyl - home of the suncentre, the skytower and high unemployment. I know it well
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    Clank wrote:
    The f**k would you know about losing virginity? :lol:

    forgot pumping your maws ass doesn't count :cry:
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  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    God has a Pendleton bike with a basket on the front.
    The devil rides a Intense M9 FRO and cheats in races.
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    Eric Clapton is a legend. "LAYLAAAAAAAAA"

    I still prefer Jimi, Slash, and Synyster Gates as guitarists though.

    To assist with your education, young locust

    tumblr_mgsdv3yvu81rdq3sgo1_500.jpg

    "Clapton is God". This famous piece of graffiti was spray-painted near Islington underground station sometime in 1967 by an avid fan of Eric Clapton’s and captured in this famous photograph. Other versions of the piece of graffiti began to pop up around London for a short while after.
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  • rockmonkeysc
    rockmonkeysc Posts: 14,774
    Clapton is sh1t. Tom Morello can do things with a guitar that Clapton had never even thought of
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  • gt-arrowhead
    gt-arrowhead Posts: 2,507
    cooldad wrote:
    GT-Arrowhead wrote:
    Eric Clapton is a legend. "LAYLAAAAAAAAA"

    I still prefer Jimi, Slash, and Synyster Gates as guitarists though.

    To assist with your education, young locust

    tumblr_mgsdv3yvu81rdq3sgo1_500.jpg

    "Clapton is God". This famous piece of graffiti was spray-painted near Islington underground station sometime in 1967 by an avid fan of Eric Clapton’s and captured in this famous photograph. Other versions of the piece of graffiti began to pop up around London for a short while after.

    Thats hardly an amazing piece of graffiti from an art perspective, but i can understand why it would be famous. That dog is obviously owned by a chav who listens to rap. :P

    I like Eric Clapton, and i admire him for all he has been through with his childs death and the drugs, and he still managed to carry on making music.

    Rockmonkey, i wouldnt call him shit. Ive never listened to Tom Morello though so i cant comment on him.

    I also forgot to mention Santana. Another amazing guitarist. Havent listened to too much of him though. Theres a good song on youtube with Clapton and Santana called Jingo. Worth a listen.
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  • Woodmonkey
    Woodmonkey Posts: 412
    God would ride a fat bike, it's snowy at the North Pole ;-)
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  • cooldad
    cooldad Posts: 32,599
    RockmonkeySC wrote:
    Clapton is sh1t. Tom Morello can do things with a guitar that Clapton had never even thought of
    I think you are missing the point, as usual. Clapton is god. Says so in that pic.
    Your personal taste is not relevant.
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  • cat_with_no_tail
    cat_with_no_tail Posts: 12,980
    Cqc wrote:
    what mtb would god have?

    God rides a roadie, obv!

    Although, if he WAS to buy a MTB, it would have to be an Orange 5, because they're the bestest and like God, they're from Yorkshire.
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  • Clank
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    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The f**k would you know about losing virginity? :lol:

    forgot pumping your maws ass doesn't count :cry:

    So, you're saying you f**k the dead as well?

    Didn't yaw momma ever tell you not to play with yaw food?
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    Clank wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    The f**k would you know about losing virginity? :lol:

    forgot pumping your maws ass doesn't count :cry:

    So, you're saying you f**k the dead as well?

    Didn't yaw momma ever tell you not to play with yaw food?

    dead or alive her ass was slack.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    POAH wrote:
    dead or alive her ass was slack.

    Her ass was ashes. You been diggin' the wrong holes.

    Let's face it, the closest you've ever got to a venereal disease is syphilis of the palm, so don't be making out you've been getting laid.

    And if you knew what she'd died of, syphilis of the palm would be the last of your worries. :twisted:

    Enjoy the itching.

    ......although I'm sure you're used to it.
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  • poah
    poah Posts: 3,369
    Clank wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    dead or alive her ass was slack.

    Her ass was ashes. You been diggin' the wrong holes.

    Let's face it, the closest you've ever got to a venereal disease is syphilis of the palm, so don't be making out you've been getting laid.

    And if you knew what she'd died of, syphilis of the palm would be the last of your worries. :twisted:

    Enjoy the itching.

    ......although I'm sure you're used to it.

    it was probably pneumocystis pneumonia or Kaposi's sarcoma given your mums love of bareback dogging.

    I never shook hands with your dad while he was in the second stage of his Treponema pallidum infection
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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    POAH wrote:
    Clank wrote:
    POAH wrote:
    dead or alive her ass was slack.

    Her ass was ashes. You been diggin' the wrong holes.

    Let's face it, the closest you've ever got to a venereal disease is syphilis of the palm, so don't be making out you've been getting laid.

    And if you knew what she'd died of, syphilis of the palm would be the last of your worries. :twisted:

    Enjoy the itching.

    ......although I'm sure you're used to it.



    it was probably pneumocystis pneumonia or Kaposi's sarcoma given your mums love of bareback dogging.

    I never shook hands with your dad while he was in the second stage of his Treponema pallidum infection

    Um! The child was given a medical dictionary for christmas.
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  • poah
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    Richie63 wrote:
    Um! The child was given a medical dictionary for christmas.

    nope, guess again bullwinkle
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  • Cqc
    Cqc Posts: 951
    Cat With No Tail wrote:
    Cqc wrote:
    what mtb would god have?

    God rides a roadie, obv!

    Although, if he WAS to buy a MTB, it would have to be an Orange 5, because they're the bestest and like God, they're from Yorkshire.
    5s are for right wankers mate

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