what bike would god have
Cqc
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hi guys merry xmas to all, just sitting in a church service today when it struck me: what mtb would god have? and would he be a hairy freerider or an XC whippet? sorry if anyone finds this offensive in any way but i cant think what bike would suit him... open to suggestions 
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Good to see you take your religious devotion with the deference it deserves.
Surely as the myth that is God is supposedly omnipresent he wouldn't need a bike?0 -
Beard and sandals. Obviously a fixie rider.I don't do smileys.
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Billymansell, god bikes for the fun of it, not to get from a to b. he would otherwise get really bored of his omnipresentness. And supersonic, that's a really bad answer- you should take lessons from cooldad... Oh wait ur the admin maybe I shouldn't say that specific bikes anyone? 0
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God being God, I imagine he'd ride a DH bike uphill, and a BMX downhill whilst doing flatlands on a 29er.
Because at the end of the day, he's God. He's meant to do what he wants!
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He would ride a unicycle ofcourse... he would win DH races on it. Because he can!0
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Thank you POAH for one of the first (semi) serious answers to this deeply deep philosophical question- I want stuff like that not about his unicycling prowess.0
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dunno what bike he'd have but if he was going for a ride i reckon Gt's mum would feature!Loving life in rural SW France
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Cqc wrote:Thank you POAH for one of the first (semi) serious answers to this deeply deep philosophical question- I want stuff like that not about his unicycling prowess.
How the hell can you expect a serious answer to the question "what bike would god have?" :P0 -
...and in the Crudcatcher FFS. Wrong firkin forum.GT-Arrowhead wrote:How the hell can you expect a serious answer to the question "what bike would god have?" :P"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
He'd be a full pro kit road ponse.
The devil on the other hand, now he'd ride something pretty decent. Evil Undead perhaps...Current:
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Stevo 666 wrote:
...and in the Crudcatcher FFS. Wrong firkin forum.GT-Arrowhead wrote:How the hell can you expect a serious answer to the question "what bike would god have?" :P
I dont think that would get a sensible answer in any section of the forum.0 -
Fair enough, but he might have a fighting chance in almost any other forum...GT-Arrowhead wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
...and in the Crudcatcher FFS. Wrong firkin forum.GT-Arrowhead wrote:How the hell can you expect a serious answer to the question "what bike would god have?" :P
I dont think that would get a sensible answer in any section of the forum."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Trek or specialized0
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Maybe a 3 wheeler tandem
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FFS then, admin, can you please move it to general? I'm a serious philosopher here0
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Cqc wrote:FFS then, admin, can you please move it to general? I'm a serious philosopher here
Wow...you are actually serious about getting peoples opinions on what kind of a bike god would ride.0 -
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Northern monkey, whether or not god exists has precisely nothing to do with my question, and what you just said has been said by others a million times anyway0
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I ride a transition covert.....my child.0
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Then as a serious philosopher, you need to decide which non existent god you are talking about.Cqc wrote:Northern monkey, whether or not god exists has precisely nothing to do with my question, and what you just said has been said by others a million times anyway
Thor would probably ride a Harley.I don't do smileys.
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But sadly, here is actual proof that god is a roadie.
I don't do smileys.
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And the devil rides BMX
I don't do smileys.
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surely that should read king of the homosexualscooldad wrote:And the devil rides BMX0
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Cqc wrote:Northern monkey, whether or not god exists has precisely nothing to do with my question, and what you just said has been said by others a million times anyway
It has everything to do with the question. If an imaginary friend doesn't exist, then he/she/it doesn't ride a bike.
QED.How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.
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Clank wrote:Cqc wrote:Northern monkey, whether or not god exists has precisely nothing to do with my question, and what you just said has been said by others a million times anyway
It has everything to do with the question. If an imaginary friend doesn't exist, then he/she/it doesn't ride a bike.
QED.
you can still answer the question based on what god is thought to be0 -
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