New recruits to BB? Welcome but read the rules first
pinno
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We, the management have noticed a few new conscripts to BB. This must be a result of our recruitment drive which started with a very clever post concerning the very critical and contemporary subject of racing socks.
Bollox. Pure bollox. This is the only rule you have to follow. You must be able to spout the purest bollox of the purest variety. However, the following recommendations are recommended:
1. We do not tolerate political correctness, tetchyness or general pedantry that doesn't follow recommendation 2.
2. We like idiocy, lunacy, contradiction, hypocrisy and humour.
3. Personal insults are a prerequisite and have to be funny and apt (most of the time).
4. Pictures of Noorks must be placed in the relevant thread as per the rules of the Stasi or else we'll get shut down and have to go underground. Many of our regulars like going underground but would prefer to do it at our own volition.
5. Regular Regulars of the Bottom Bracket Regular Regulation Board of Brethrens (RRBBRRBB) have the right to change the rules at any time without notice or insultation/consultation.
6. If you don't like the rules, change them as you see fit.
Signed:
De Management.
Any possessions, opinions, ego's and feelings are posted here purely at the owners risk. The management accept no responsibility for any damage caused to them.
Bollox. Pure bollox. This is the only rule you have to follow. You must be able to spout the purest bollox of the purest variety. However, the following recommendations are recommended:
1. We do not tolerate political correctness, tetchyness or general pedantry that doesn't follow recommendation 2.
2. We like idiocy, lunacy, contradiction, hypocrisy and humour.
3. Personal insults are a prerequisite and have to be funny and apt (most of the time).
4. Pictures of Noorks must be placed in the relevant thread as per the rules of the Stasi or else we'll get shut down and have to go underground. Many of our regulars like going underground but would prefer to do it at our own volition.
5. Regular Regulars of the Bottom Bracket Regular Regulation Board of Brethrens (RRBBRRBB) have the right to change the rules at any time without notice or insultation/consultation.
6. If you don't like the rules, change them as you see fit.
Signed:
De Management.
Any possessions, opinions, ego's and feelings are posted here purely at the owners risk. The management accept no responsibility for any damage caused to them.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Feck off you illegal Scots immigrant, since when did you become the voice of BB :P
Anyway enough of this drivel, I have Easter eggs to source, only 125 shopping days left, maybe
The Easter Bunny will not be happy otherwise.
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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The first rule of BB's Paradox Club is you don't talk about BB's Paradox Club.
The second rule of BB's Paradox Club is you do talk about BB's Paradox Club.my isetta is a 300cc bike0 -
But what about the Easter Bunny, she'll be very cross if you don't buy Easter Eggs, you don't want to make her cross, then there'd be none for the buns "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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pinarello001 wrote:Deleted
Pussy :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Was that why it was deleted? Double pussy then.arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Deleted
Pussy :P"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
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Was that why it was deleted? Double pussy then.arran77 wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Deleted
Pussy :P
Nah, I was just calling Pina a pussy for the fun of it "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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Sorry to disappoint, I didn't delete it :shock:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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pinarello001 wrote:Sorry to disappoint, I didn't delete it :shock:
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It appears I have resigned from the post of applications secretary :?Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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arran77 wrote:Feck off you illegal Scots immigrant, since when did you become the voice of BB :P
Anyway enough of this eloquent creativity, I have Easter eggs to scoff, only 125 shopping days left, maybe
Listen mate, your a big bloke but you're in a bad way. For me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
2nd attempt, without the certain adjectives.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I get it, vagchops.pinarello001 wrote:Sorry to disappoint, I didn't delete it :shock:"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
pinarello001 wrote:arran77 wrote:Feck off you illegal Scots immigrant, since when did you become the voice of BB :P
Anyway enough of this eloquent creativity, I have Easter eggs to scoff, only 125 shopping days left, maybe
Listen mate, your a big bloke but you're in a bad way. For me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
2nd attempt, without the certain adjectives.
I see what you're saying mingechops :P"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
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I'm glad you're all listening clungychops.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Merry Christmas Frontbumchops."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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pinarello001 wrote:I'm glad you're all listening clungychops.
Excellent use of the phrase clunge, now hoe hoe hoe you muthers.Scott S40 Speedster
Dialled Stay Strong MX20R
I no longer live in an ivory tower, these days it's vintage white :shock:0
