New recruits to BB? Welcome but read the rules first
pinno
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We, the management have noticed a few new conscripts to BB. This must be a result of our recruitment drive which started with a very clever post concerning the very critical and contemporary subject of racing socks.
Bollox. Pure bollox. This is the only rule you have to follow. You must be able to spout the purest bollox of the purest variety. However, the following recommendations are recommended:
1. We do not tolerate political correctness, tetchyness or general pedantry that doesn't follow recommendation 2.
2. We like idiocy, lunacy, contradiction, hypocrisy and humour.
3. Personal insults are a prerequisite and have to be funny and apt (most of the time).
4. Pictures of Noorks must be placed in the relevant thread as per the rules of the Stasi or else we'll get shut down and have to go underground. Many of our regulars like going underground but would prefer to do it at our own volition.
5. Regular Regulars of the Bottom Bracket Regular Regulation Board of Brethrens (RRBBRRBB) have the right to change the rules at any time without notice or insultation/consultation.
6. If you don't like the rules, change them as you see fit.
Signed:
De Management.
Any possessions, opinions, ego's and feelings are posted here purely at the owners risk. The management accept no responsibility for any damage caused to them.
Bollox. Pure bollox. This is the only rule you have to follow. You must be able to spout the purest bollox of the purest variety. However, the following recommendations are recommended:
1. We do not tolerate political correctness, tetchyness or general pedantry that doesn't follow recommendation 2.
2. We like idiocy, lunacy, contradiction, hypocrisy and humour.
3. Personal insults are a prerequisite and have to be funny and apt (most of the time).
4. Pictures of Noorks must be placed in the relevant thread as per the rules of the Stasi or else we'll get shut down and have to go underground. Many of our regulars like going underground but would prefer to do it at our own volition.
5. Regular Regulars of the Bottom Bracket Regular Regulation Board of Brethrens (RRBBRRBB) have the right to change the rules at any time without notice or insultation/consultation.
6. If you don't like the rules, change them as you see fit.
Signed:
De Management.
Any possessions, opinions, ego's and feelings are posted here purely at the owners risk. The management accept no responsibility for any damage caused to them.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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Anyway enough of this drivel, I have Easter eggs to source, only 125 shopping days left, maybe
The Easter Bunny will not be happy otherwise.
seanoconn
The second rule of BB's Paradox Club is you do talk about BB's Paradox Club.
seanoconn
censored :P
seanoconn
Is that why it was deleted?
Nah, I was just calling Pina a censored for the fun of it
seanoconn
Did your censored do it?
The Stasi have been 'editing' your/our work.
Listen mate, your a big bloke but you're in a bad way. For me, it's a full time job. Now behave yourself.
2nd attempt, without the certain adjectives.
I see what you're saying mingechops :P
seanoconn
Excellent use of the phrase clunge, now hoe hoe hoe you muthers.
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