2014 Celebrity Death Pool

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    nicklouse wrote:
    Philip Seymour Hoffman

    Not expecting that.

    Neither was he!

    2013: Truman Capote
    2014: Totally kaputt.
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    When ever you hear someone has kicked it, the first thing i think of is this thread.

    Philip Seymour Hoffman always gave me the creeps, like in a unclean scout leader way *shudders*
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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    1. Justin Beiber
    2. Katie Hopkins
    3. Miley Cyrus
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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    jrduquemin wrote:
    1. Justin Beiber
    2. Katie Hopkins
    3. Miley Cyrus
    I had to google who Katie Hopkins is, this is not a wish list, this is a expectant list.
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  • Twelly
    Twelly Posts: 1,437
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    jrduquemin wrote:
    1. Justin Beiber
    2. Katie Hopkins
    3. Miley Cyrus
    I had to google who Katie Hopkins is, this is not a wish list, this is a expectant list.

    Should be an assassins to-do list.
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  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    TwellySmat wrote:
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    jrduquemin wrote:
    1. Justin Beiber
    2. Katie Hopkins
    3. Miley Cyrus
    I had to google who Katie Hopkins is, this is not a wish list, this is a expectant list.

    Should be an assassins to-do list.

    If that's the case, there should be more people on that list; Russell Brand is one of them....
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  • IhateDNS
    IhateDNS Posts: 380
    Katie Hopkins
    If she was on fire (wish) I would find it hard to p!ss over to tame the flames.
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  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    BigAl wrote:
    Prince Philip - casual racist
    I have never seen any evidence of discrimination against anyone, so perhaps you could show us?

    When he said wired by Indians, he was wrong though, that looked far to good, I go to India a lot........
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    any one have Shirley Temple?
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,860
    nicklouse wrote:
    any one have Shirley Temple?
    just heard that and checked in here to see I was beaten to it.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    nicklouse wrote:
    any one have Shirley Temple?

    Figuratively or literally?

    1928: On the good ship 'lollipop'
    2014: On the good ship 'clogs have popped'
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Unlikely I know but Sid Caesar (the coach in the Grease films) anyone?
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    arran77 wrote:
    Unlikely I know but Sid Caesar (the coach in the Grease films) anyone?

    1922: Sid Caeser
    2014: Sid Ceased
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Actor Ralph Waite, best known for playing John Walton Sr - Papa Walton.........what do you make of this one Clank :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    arran77 wrote:
    Actor Ralph Waite, best known for playing John Walton Sr - Papa Walton.........what do you make of this one Clank :wink:
    Good Night All.
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    arran77 wrote:
    Actor Ralph Waite, best known for playing John Walton Sr - Papa Walton.........what do you make of this one Clank :wink:

    1928: Ralph Waite
    2014: Waite Over

    1920: Walton
    2014: Waltoff

    1920: 'Night Papa!'
    2014: Papa? Papa? You there, Papa?
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26201636

    Football legend Sir Tom Finney?
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  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    bg13 wrote:
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26201636

    Football legend Sir Tom Finney?

    1922: Thomas Finney
    2014: La Fini
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Maria von Trapp anyone :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Who you gonna call?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/26327020
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    bg13 wrote:
    Who you gonna call?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/26327020

    Not Harold Ramis anymore :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

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  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    bg13 wrote:
    Who you gonna call?

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/26327020

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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Bob Crow anyone :shock:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-26527325
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Tigger con carne
    Tigger con carne Posts: 181
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP
  • bg13
    bg13 Posts: 4,598
    Tigger con carne wrote:
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP

    sure the communters will be heart broken, eh! Stevo?
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,783
    bg13 wrote:
    Tigger con carne wrote:
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP

    sure the communters will be heart broken, eh! Stevo?
    I'm sure quite a few London commuters will be cracking open the fizzy stuff tonight :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    bg13 wrote:
    Tigger con carne wrote:
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP

    sure the communters will be heart broken, eh! Stevo?
    I'm sure quite a few London commuters will be cracking open the fizzy stuff tonight :wink:

    Bob Crow was to commuters what Thatcher was to the miners :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,783
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    bg13 wrote:
    Tigger con carne wrote:
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP

    sure the communters will be heart broken, eh! Stevo?
    I'm sure quite a few London commuters will be cracking open the fizzy stuff tonight :wink:

    Bob Crow was to commuters what Thatcher was to the miners :wink:
    A bit of a c***?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,192
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    bg13 wrote:
    Tigger con carne wrote:
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP

    sure the communters will be heart broken, eh! Stevo?
    I'm sure quite a few London commuters will be cracking open the fizzy stuff tonight :wink:

    Bob Crow was to commuters what Thatcher was to the miners :wink:
    A bit of a c***?

    A secret pleasure?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    bg13 wrote:
    Tigger con carne wrote:
    Bob Crow. Yesterday RMT. Today RIP

    sure the communters will be heart broken, eh! Stevo?
    I'm sure quite a few London commuters will be cracking open the fizzy stuff tonight :wink:

    Bob Crow was to commuters what Thatcher was to the miners :wink:
    A bit of a c***?

    I fundamentally disagree.


    He was a clit and both labia, ie a complete c***

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